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Sep 6th, 2003 11:18 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Rongi
What's wrong with Robert Zimmerman?
Apparently he changed it to honor the poet Dylan Thomas.
Sep 6th, 2003 11:17 PM
Les Waste I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE SO MANY JEWS IN SHOW BIZ!
Sep 6th, 2003 11:15 PM
Rongi What's wrong with Robert Zimmerman?
Sep 6th, 2003 11:05 PM
Jeanette X Jesus Christ was Yeshua ben-Miriam before his agent made him change his name. It sounded too Jewish. :/

(Celebirty names are to the left, birth names are to the right.)

Fred Astaire: Frederick Austerlitz
Mel Brooks: Mel Kaminsky
George Burns: Nathan Birnbaum
Sandra Dee: Alexandria Zuck
Goldie Hawn: Goldie Jean Studlendegehawn
Jerry Lewis: Jerome Levitch
Bob Dylan: Robert Zimmerman
Tony Randal: Leonard Rosenberg
Winona Ryder: Winona Laura Horowitz
Sep 6th, 2003 09:34 PM
Skulhedface
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Originally Posted by Perndog
Jesus's middle initial was H. Get it right.
If you want to get REALLY technical, Jesus's name wasn't even Jesus. Jesus was the Greek version. And Christ wasn't a last name, more of a title, I believe lopsided Greek for "The Messiah".

SO THERE MR. SMARTY PANTS.
Sep 6th, 2003 07:25 PM
Les Waste Maybe in YOUR religion
Sep 6th, 2003 07:19 PM
Perndog Jesus's middle initial was H. Get it right.
Sep 6th, 2003 06:54 PM
Les Waste Jesus Q. Christ, I'm getting fucking sick of people not knowing when I'm joking
Sep 6th, 2003 06:32 PM
Supafly345 I hope that the rest of the threads don't catch a case of idioticondria nearly as bad as this one.
Sep 6th, 2003 06:25 PM
ScruU2wice im edited this, cuz quoting any more would add to the retardation :/
Sep 6th, 2003 06:24 PM
Esuohlim GUYS, THIS IS THE "LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT" TOPIC NOW
Sep 6th, 2003 06:19 PM
Perndog
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Originally Posted by Alphonse
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schimid
Quote:
Originally Posted by FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch
Honestly, only fags use this emoticon.
Honestly, only fags quote fags who use that emoticon.
Honestly, only fags quote fags who quote fags who use that emoticon.
Sep 6th, 2003 06:11 PM
Alphonse
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Originally Posted by Schimid
Quote:
Originally Posted by FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch
Honestly, only fags use this emoticon.
Honestly, only fags quote fags who use that emoticon.
Sep 6th, 2003 06:07 PM
Schimid Glad to help.
Sep 6th, 2003 06:05 PM
FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch
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Originally Posted by Schimid
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Originally Posted by FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch
Honestly, only fags use this emoticon.

Good to know.

See boys and girls..
Bethy learns something new everyday!
Thanks for the tip.
Sep 6th, 2003 06:01 PM
Schimid
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Originally Posted by FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch
Honestly, only fags use this emoticon.
Sep 6th, 2003 05:54 PM
FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch If you are going to 'rip me a new one', can you please
"rip it" in a place that it will heal quickly?

I have the strangest feeling that many will wish to rip a lil' bit on my newbie ass as well..
Sep 6th, 2003 05:48 PM
Les Waste Mwa hahahahahahaha!! Prepare to be ripped a new one, NEWB!! *evil grin*

I will use my sharp verbal wit to make you wish you were never born, and make you to become MY BITCH!!!1 *evil laugh* *evil laugh*

Just try to keep up, and try to STAY ALIVE *evil laugh*

Sep 6th, 2003 05:41 PM
FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch

Damn, I knew I should have read them.
Perhaps the rest of the board will be as willing to forgive your mistake as well.

Blah. Doesn't really matter to me if I get the shit smacked out of me in the mosh pit.
I'm just enjoying the show.
Sep 6th, 2003 04:23 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch

Damn, I knew I should have read them.
You have won some respect from me for admitting you did something stupid. Perhaps the rest of the board will be as willing to forgive your mistake as well.
Sep 6th, 2003 03:39 PM
FS I see TeRRaNuSER has decided to start taking the offensive. Keep trying, dear boy! You'll offend someone sooner or later, or much later.
Sep 6th, 2003 03:10 PM
FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch Wow. I appreciate the friendly replies.
It's like a nice, fuzzy, warm blanket...covered with anthrax.
Thanks.
Sep 6th, 2003 01:26 PM
TeRRaNuSER finnaly that post has been made by FS
Sep 6th, 2003 01:05 PM
FS That's an exceptionally long Y, Bobo.

Dear Freddysetcetera person, thank you for spelling "bitch" with an exclamation mark. This indicates that your posts will be a veritable gravity well of intelligence and I can safely steer clear of them. Bye!
Sep 6th, 2003 11:13 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by FreddysPrimeTimeB!tch
I will break off a switch. Who wants to beat me first?
I have a different idea. You might wanna start by lubing that switch first, though.
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