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Sep 13th, 2003 05:45 PM
Evil Robot You shouls send an email to Rupert Murdock, I bet FOX would love to make this into a reality show. "Would you trade your genetailia for a million dollars?".
Sep 13th, 2003 03:41 PM
Rev. Danno Cut it off, And do not reproduce...
Sep 13th, 2003 03:18 PM
Jixby Phillips Oh man! you guys are dark!
Sep 13th, 2003 12:04 PM
kellychaos It's not about love! It's about good ol' american entrepreneurialism!
Sep 13th, 2003 11:42 AM
Drew Katsikas Loveline Forum
Sep 13th, 2003 11:23 AM
kellychaos Do it online for the $$$. One session washing it. One session shaving the pubes. One session explaining the instruments of incision and pain ... and make it theatrical by using a mini-guillotine or something similiar. Extra points if you're a hermaphrodite.
Sep 11th, 2003 06:55 PM
HickMan

Oh yeah. It's definetly turpentine.
Sep 11th, 2003 06:49 PM
Les Waste IS IT WATER, IS IT WINE?
OMG IT'S TURPENTINE!
Sep 11th, 2003 06:38 PM
Jixby Phillips Abraham STINKIN!
Sep 11th, 2003 06:24 PM
Supafly345 You know, you could get good money on the penis market. I hear it is 2 schillings per cock.
Sep 11th, 2003 06:12 PM
Esuohlim YOUR PENIS' GHOST WILL COME BACK AND MASTURBATE ITSELF OVER YOUR FACE
Sep 11th, 2003 05:38 PM
FartinMowler Occupation: Computer Tech
Interests: Working out, dancing, travel


Gay
Sep 11th, 2003 05:24 PM
xolik-2 Do it! If you pass out from the pain, have someone nearby finish the job for you.
Sep 11th, 2003 05:07 PM
FartinMowler Is a penis a major artery? I think at most he would go into shock then wake up in a hospital and a cool scar on his wiener.
Sep 11th, 2003 05:01 PM
HickMan Go for it!
Sep 11th, 2003 04:49 PM
Nerd "Actually, out of everything, it's suicide I dissaprove of the most. Especially if it involves cutting off ones wang."

-Vash.
Sep 11th, 2003 04:17 PM
Alphonse picz plz
Sep 11th, 2003 04:12 PM
Les Waste I won't try to stop you. Really, nobody likes you, except Death, and he cant' get enough of you.

It's for the best. Yeah, your loved ones will feel depressed initially, but it won't really take too long for them to forget about you.
Sep 11th, 2003 04:10 PM
Abe Slank
I feel like cutting off my penis...

...just so I can bleed to death.

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