Originally Posted by Shut Up

CrapOnAStick, while I am glad you said you hardly play the game at all, it's quite disheartening that you even play in the first place. There are cheaper, faster, and more effective methods you can perform to keep in shape beside a game that requires you to baby-hop a lot. Here are some examples:

Jogging - Improves your overall health and stamina. This is good.

Sit-ups - Tightens your abs. This is also good.

Push-ups - Strengthens the biceps. This good as well.

Jumping around from flashing pink arrow to flashing pink arrow like someone getting their nuts scratched off by a rabid cat - This does not improve your physical health at all. It does, however, manage to spectacularily degrade yourself in front of an entire jeering crowd. So if you're one of those sadomachocists who love self-humilation, I guess this is good. Otherwise, it won't get rid of those love handles.

I hope this post has opened new doors for you and your physical fitness. Perhaps one day you and many others will come to view Dance Dance Revolution as the blatantly homosexual device that it is and, to this day, continues to be.

Originally Posted by Shut Up

You're a fucking dork.

Dance Dance Revolution, like facial hair, is for pussies, faggots, and communists. It's about as much of a 'sport' as POGs used to be in the early nineties.

I remember watching some doofus hop around on that machine like a cracked out lab chimp and I never thought something could ever simultaneously be so pathetic and halarious at the same time. This kid knew every single freakin' step to every song, and even spun and swung his arms around like gay incarnated. Then he put in enough money for two-players and was using both pads at once, spinning and twirling and even bending over to slap some arrows with his hands.

I don't even want to think about how much money that shit smear must've blown to become that 'good' - And I say good very, very tentatively, because it was without a doubt the worst thing I've ever seen.

Ever.

Now I know a lot of DDR whores are going to immediately rush to their sacred game's aide and reply with some hopefully scathing and/or interesting commentary, but first keep this in mind:

Dance Dance Revolution is a gay game. It looks gay, the music is gay, the arrows are pink, and it was made by a development team consisting of five hyper-active Japanese men (who were probably gay as well). Gay people play it. Gayer people master it. This is irrefutable.