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Sep 16th, 2003 09:48 PM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by Rongi
Is that the one where the old lady makes soup from some guy's toe? I loved those books :o
Yeah, same books, different story. The one with the toe was where a family eats the toe like a ham. The soup one was where a woman puts a ghosts bone to make soup. But the owner comes back in both stories.
Its been 7 years since I read those. I loved them so much.
Sep 16th, 2003 09:42 PM
Rongi
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Originally Posted by Mockery
There's an old Halloween story called "Where is my toe?" or "The Big Toe" or something along those lines and I had it on an audio tape. It was the funniest thing ever.
Is that the one where the old lady makes soup from some guy's toe? I loved those books :o
Sep 16th, 2003 09:33 PM
pissed off salesman Well, sumter south carolina is full of decaying houses, and abandoned buildings. There was this one story about the boogeyman, or a maniac living in the house, and whenever someone wen into the house, they'd get stuck, and tortured to death. Also theres the story of "the overpass of the damned".
Sep 16th, 2003 09:24 PM
Ninjavenom I like the classic "We traced the call... it's coming from your house! Get out of there!"

Man, what a spooky scenario. Imagine: Young teenaged boy with golden locks of hair jams out in his room to Megadeth when all of a sudden a big, tall, crusty looking fellow bursts in the door and guts the teenager, hangs him by his intestines, slops all of his organs between the seats of the couch, tosses the bones under the bed, then goes trick-or-teating with the skinbag!
Sep 16th, 2003 09:11 PM
Supafly345 I got to be one of the scary monsters in a haunted house. Yep, nothing like ruining a whole bunch of kids' nights. Especially if they paid for you to do it.
Sep 16th, 2003 08:43 PM
Jeanette X My favorite Halloween story is the story with the guy who hangs the girls boyfriend from a tree while she cowers in the car.
Sep 16th, 2003 07:51 PM
Schimid

I once sniffed a bag of pretzels, checking for Anthrax.
Sep 16th, 2003 05:21 PM
mburbank i got a rock
Sep 16th, 2003 05:06 PM
Evil Robot I love the old salem story about the witches emerging from the forest in pickup trucks and shooting paintballs any child outside after dark.
Sep 16th, 2003 04:56 PM
Mockery There's an old Halloween story called "Where is my toe?" or "The Big Toe" or something along those lines and I had it on an audio tape. It was the funniest thing ever.

Gotta love "The Hearse Song" too...

the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
pinochle on your snout


o.O
Sep 16th, 2003 04:26 PM
Comrade Rocket
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
And then, they saw the hook stuck on the door handle!
yeah i realize how much my story sounds like the begining of a horror movie.
Sep 16th, 2003 04:25 PM
James My favorite Halloween story was the CYOA I was working on last year.

I still wish I had gotten to use it.
Sep 16th, 2003 04:24 PM
CaptainBubba I went from door to door and said "trick or treat" and people gave me FREE CANDY.
Sep 16th, 2003 04:11 PM
Cap'n Crunch I found a pillow case full of candy last year on the ground.
Sep 16th, 2003 04:09 PM
Anonymous And then, they saw the hook stuck on the door handle!
Sep 16th, 2003 04:06 PM
Comrade Rocket
Favorite Halloween Story

Whats your favorite halloween story? I know there are some good ones.


Mine is last year. I was dressed as probably the lamest superhero ever, MILD MAN. I wore a robe and a mask I made from a t-shirt, and I also had on some kitchen gloves. I was to go Trick or Treating with my girlfriend at the time. I was stunned to see that see wore the same costume she wore last year... she was a devil and wore a red teddy that was so short that it rested on the tops of her thighs. It was so damn short.

We left when it got dark... but dark ment cold. And it was Friggin cold. My robe kept me warm but my girlfriend was frezzing. After about an hour of trick or treating we decided to go somewhere privite and "Warm up" and then we had sex, IN OUR COSTUMES.

After that we cleaned up and went Trick or Treating again. We were the only people out that night, it was late, and we were in the rich part of town. Which ment TONS OF CANDY.

I can only dream of beating that Halloween this year. But I'll probably just go to a party and pass out from candy and beer.

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