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Oct 4th, 2003 11:43 PM
glowbelly i post 'em in the pyph thread mostly.

i take pictures. go to the art forum and click on the link in the thread that i started about my photo web page thingy.

i stare at pictures until my eyes water a lot, but i'm usually in a darkroom full of chemicals. it is wonderful, indeed.

glad to see you're still your old self.
Oct 4th, 2003 10:09 PM
dj bastard do i have a reason to not like you ?
didnt think so....

have you posted any picks lately, i aint "seen" you in ages
it would be nice to stare at you for a while
do you ever stare at pictures till your eyes water ?
its wonderful.
Oct 4th, 2003 09:42 PM
glowbelly hi dj bastard. how are you?

do you still promise to be nice to me no matter what?
Oct 4th, 2003 09:24 PM
dj bastard shit ! it took me 22 hrs to work out that its a trick question,
you know full well im english and a retard you big stupad cunthead.

im eat moths and typhoid
im eat moths and typhoid
im eat moths and typhoid
with a big spatula

i found a speculum
i found a speculum
i found a speculum
i posted it to persia

my foot is bad
Oct 3rd, 2003 07:05 PM
James You know, I'm not really one to semi-quote TV or Movies as a tool of offense. But, are you English, or retarded?
Oct 3rd, 2003 06:57 PM
Rez
Quote:
Originally Posted by dj bastard
what if i never wrote this thread eh ?
your post would be meaningless

.
it wouldnt have to be done. shut UP
Oct 3rd, 2003 06:54 PM
dj bastard what if i never wrote this thread eh ?
your post would be meaningless

what if dark matter wasnt dark

what if hedghogs were bald


RONGI YOU FUCKING LOVE ME YOU BASTARD.
Oct 3rd, 2003 06:44 PM
James
Re: what if

Quote:
Originally Posted by dj bastard
would this thread become meaningless ?
This thread was meaningless ever since Wed Sep 17, 2003 4:40 pm, when the wheels in your head started to slowly turn, and make you decide to mash your keys in a fit of English stupidity, thereby creating it.
Oct 3rd, 2003 06:44 PM
Rez
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. Danno
this tread is crap, I am a fucking NINJA! And everyone knows in the Game of Robot, Ninja, Pirate... NINJA BEATS PIRATE...
I BEAT ALL OF YOU except for Rongi, & helm...
I'M NOT A PIRATE
I WATCH THE LEHRER NEWS HOUR FER CHRISSAKES
Oct 3rd, 2003 06:41 PM
Rev. Danno this tread is crap, I am a fucking NINJA! And everyone knows in the Game of Robot, Ninja, Pirate... NINJA BEATS PIRATE...
I BEAT ALL OF YOU except for Rongi, & helm...
Oct 3rd, 2003 06:36 PM
Rez I ALMOST WROTE SOMETHING LIKE WHAT IF THIS THREAD DIDNT SUCK INA PSEUDO-CLEVER DISPLAY OF THINGS THAT ARE IMPROBABLE...


:/
Oct 3rd, 2003 06:31 PM
dj bastard
what if

what if the things that i had lost then regained then suddenly lost
again (a short while later suddenly regaining) became lost to me again. ?
Oct 3rd, 2003 06:28 PM
dj bastard
what if

what if everything that i had lost previously suddenly became mine
again, what if eh ?
would this thread become meaningless ?
would i be afraid to take it back ?
what if i lost it all again
what if snail shells had left handed spirals
life is so ...... so............. you know what i mean...
Sep 19th, 2003 02:47 PM
mburbank OH MY GOD, OH MY SWEET JESUS, YOU JUST TOTALLY RUINED THIS THREAD.


Thanks a whole McFucking lot, ass devouring son of a bitch.
Sep 19th, 2003 02:22 PM
kellychaos What if "DJ Bastard" dropped the "DJ" from his username? He would then just be "Bastard" and that wouldn't be cool at all.














Don't even think about becoming MC Bastard!
Sep 18th, 2003 03:26 PM
The Retro Kat What if Phil stopped posting:


The boards would be much less sucky.
Sep 18th, 2003 03:17 PM
Phil the anorak What if:

the two words that make up the most useless phrase in the english language.
Sep 18th, 2003 02:25 PM
Krythor I don't get it. Explain.
Sep 18th, 2003 02:16 PM
kellychaos If you can keep your head

when all about you men are losing theirs
and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
but make allowances for their doubting, too.
If you can wait but not be tired of waiting,
or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
and yet don't look too good nor talk too wise,
If you can dream but not make dreams your master,

if you can think and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with triumph and disaster,
and treat those two imposters just the same,
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
and stoop and build them up with worn-out tools,
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
and risk it on one turn of pitch and toss,
and lose and start again at your beginnings
and never breathe a word about your loss,
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

to serve your turn long after they are gone,
and to hold on when there is nothing in you
but the will that says to them "hold on,"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
or walk with kings nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
if all men count with you but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
with 60 seconds worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
and which is more, you'll be a man, my son.
Sep 18th, 2003 07:18 AM
Spooky WHAT IF NEXT WEEK EVERYONE GOT RID OF THEIR PIRATE AVATARS AND ONLY YOU HAD ONE, AND EVERYONE ELSE HAD COWBOY OR BEAR OR ROBOT ONES? EH?
Sep 17th, 2003 08:29 PM
Esuohlim MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE MY NAME TO *ESUOHLIM* SO I CAN BE JUST AS COOL AS FARTINMOWLER

EXCUSE ME, I MEAN *FARTINMOWLER*
Sep 17th, 2003 08:23 PM
Rongi You don't know just how much I want you to die, DJ bastard
Sep 17th, 2003 07:49 PM
Comrade Rocket WHAT IF YOU GOT A PERFECT SEX CHANGE (if your a man you can have kids, if your a woman you have sperm) THEN YOU WAITED 2 YEARS. THEN WENT BACK IT THE PAST AND HAD SEX WITH YOURSELF CAUSEING YOURSELF TO GET PREGNAT WITH YOUR CHILD...
Sep 17th, 2003 04:51 PM
dj bastard yes fartin but im from sheffield and i would come and kick your faggot ass or molest you with a couple of kilos of sheffield steel,
probably anyway.
Sep 17th, 2003 04:48 PM
FartinMowler most likely beg for money and be refused by someone like me.
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