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Sep 18th, 2003 03:40 PM
Cap'n Crunch Kelly ruined a perfectly good Monkey Island quote.
Sep 18th, 2003 03:37 PM
Rongi This thread is a perfect example as to why Kelly should be shot in the face.

Expected reply: I LOVE YOU TOO

Or some wacky picture from a movie!
Sep 18th, 2003 02:23 PM
Spooky I STILL DONT GET IT
Sep 18th, 2003 02:22 PM
Krythor lol did you just get that kelly
Sep 18th, 2003 01:45 PM
kellychaos Waaaaiiiit a minute! Cows don't fight ... wha? ... oh. :/
Sep 18th, 2003 12:42 PM
Anonymous How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Sep 18th, 2003 07:49 AM
Dr. V i feel like half a nut.
Sep 18th, 2003 07:22 AM
Spooky
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Originally Posted by Dr. Volshurawitz
wow this got off topic quick.
SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T.
Sep 18th, 2003 07:15 AM
Dr. V wow this got off topic quick.
Sep 17th, 2003 01:13 PM
Anonymous And then, they saw the hook stuck in the door handle!
Sep 17th, 2003 12:50 PM
kellychaos Medium rare please.
Sep 17th, 2003 12:45 PM
Esuohlim PLEASE ASSES THE SITUATION
Sep 17th, 2003 12:22 PM
mburbank And 'Over Roasted' is slang term for the deviant practice of having a dominant partner hold a butane lighter beneath the testicles until first degree burns are incurred.
Sep 17th, 2003 11:14 AM
Anonymous Ha, "nuts" is a slang term for testicles!
Sep 17th, 2003 11:05 AM
Jixby Phillips YOU PUT THE WRONG EM-PHASIS ON THE WRONG SYL-ABLE
Sep 17th, 2003 10:56 AM
Les Waste LOO YOU GUTS SAID "NUTS"!!

GET IT?! NUTS!!??
Sep 17th, 2003 10:37 AM
Jixby Phillips "I'VE FELT WARMER NUTS ON A--"
"HELLO!"
Sep 17th, 2003 08:43 AM
Dr. V yeah i know how that is.
Sep 17th, 2003 08:06 AM
FS You know when a nut goes bad, it always tastes really awful? Like, there's good nuts and there's bad nuts and nothing inbetween? There's got to be a great analogy in there somewhere.
Sep 17th, 2003 07:12 AM
Dr. V
Damn, they over roasted my nuts.

I want to talk about somehting annoying. Besides me.
Just now I was enjoying a nice big bag of roasted Pistatchio nuts and i got very annoyed. It seems that the good people at Wal-Mart can't quite figure out how to roast a nut. A lot of them were over roasted. Now you may ask what's wrong with that? Well unlees you're simple, you'd know that when a nut is over roasted you can't get the skin off. No matter how hard you try you will never get the skin off without destroying 89% of the nut. So this means, throw it away or eat it. Now I hate the skin of a Pistachio, or any nut for that matter, but there's no way in hell I'm gonna throw away a delicious nut. So I eat it. But then I have to put up with the burnt, bland taste of the skin. MAN THIAT PISSES ME OFF!
Just wanted to get that off my chest.

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