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| Sep 19th, 2003 05:26 AM | ||
| Spooky | Amen, and may they drown in a bunch of avalanch-dislodged bolders. | |
| Sep 19th, 2003 12:13 AM | ||
| Les Waste |
Re: WTF? Quote:
 " line there, in that context, is the funniest thing ever.You know what? Fuck you all. Die and burn in flames. 
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| Sep 18th, 2003 10:47 PM | ||
| Professor Cool |
This is internet terrorism AnUnknownTipster: HEY CRACKAH TheProfessorCool: Good Evening AnUnknownTipster: Shutup ****** TheProfessorCool: what!?!?!? AnUnknownTipster: YOUR A LOOSE CANNON BITCH, YOU NEED TO BE SIDE STEPPIN OUTTA HERE TheProfessorCool: now you see here pal, never in my life have i sidestepped AnUnknownTipster: DONT BE PLAYIN TheProfessorCool: Playing what :-( AnUnknownTipster: THE DATING GAME AnUnknownTipster: Im a crackah that outta control and i pimpslap tha bitches and hoes AnUnknownTipster: AND I ROCK YOUR COCK LIKE A FORD SPEEDWAGON Im taking my AIM icon off, I can't have perndog sending me loveletters anymore |
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| Sep 18th, 2003 10:32 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
afterbirthface: who are you? afterbirthface: WTF AnUnknownTipster: WHAT THE FRANK? AnUnknownTipster: i got a million of them AnUnknownTipster: A CHA CHA afterbirthface: No you don't. [afterbirthface: Who are you? AnUnknownTipster: ScruU2wice: am i number 10 ScruU2wice: well afterbirthface: Are you Milhouse? afterbirthface: BACKWARDS AnUnknownTipster: Im Bachalor Number 1 " Im you common jixby phillips character that loves cats and rockin the vote" AnUnknownTipster: but you do LAVE KATS afterbirthface: I am a dog person. :rolleys AnUnknownTipster: and i am a day person AnUnknownTipster: this conversation is OV-AR afterbirthface: ******. |
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| Sep 18th, 2003 10:27 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice |
AnUnknownTipster: S- Scrupilous c- crucial r- ridiculous u- undergarments U2- Bono w- welcomed i- vanilla ice c- coo coo acoo e- eggs ScruU2wice: nice! ScruU2wice: i couldnt figure on out for C AnUnknownTipster: WHICH ONE AnUnknownTipster: lol ScruU2wice: haha AnUnknownTipster: hey its Les Faste ScruU2wice: hey AnUnknownTipster: W-W-W-Waste AnUnknownTipster: WWW.myhouse.org ScruU2wice: way to spam ScruU2wice: lol AnUnknownTipster: Spam to way AnUnknownTipster: shutup you call it a crib AnUnknownTipster: IM Les Waste and tell him i took his idenity and challange him ScruU2wice: okay dokay AnUnknownTipster: hurry AnUnknownTipster: SN: Les Waste ScruU2wice: i tried iming him once he wouldnt talk to me AnUnknownTipster: WELL AnUnknownTipster: COMEON ScruU2wice: im talkin, im talkin AnUnknownTipster: tell him about the challange AnUnknownTipster: and the brunch at the breakfast nook afterwards AnUnknownTipster: COMEON AnUnknownTipster: QUIT SEXING HIM UP, HE WONT HAVE THE WILL TO CHALLANGE ScruU2wice: i told him AnUnknownTipster: tell him to IM me PRONTO, and the challange will begin ScruU2wice: off course it wouldnt make total sense to im him yourself AnUnknownTipster: that would be shellfish AnUnknownTipster: Selfish AnUnknownTipster: Mellon Lellon Po Pellon ScruU2wice: the message has been sent ScruU2wice: your deed has been done ScruU2wice: now for my bounty AnUnknownTipster: MY BOUNTY LIES OVER THE OCEAN AnUnknownTipster: MY POGO CAPNCRUNCH IS ME ScruU2wice: so im pawn in your overall sinister plan AnUnknownTipster: POGO YOUR NUTS AnUnknownTipster: POG-HO ScruU2wice: pogo is not my fetish AnUnknownTipster: sodomy is correct ScruU2wice: how so AnUnknownTipster: WHAT IT SUKAH ScruU2wice: sukah, eh... is that ona them jap-a-nese cars ScruU2wice: why speek you not AnUnknownTipster: im talking to 10 other jixby wannabees AnUnknownTipster: settledownNOW ScruU2wice: am i number 10 ScruU2wice: well ScruU2wice: y am i not loved :-( AnUnknownTipster: becaus elover is for lovers not for quitters ScruU2wice: bah ScruU2wice: if i wasn't such a quitter id think of a witty response to that ScruU2wice: got one ScruU2wice: oh no nevermind AnUnknownTipster: BY BYE PRISSY PANTS AnUnknownTipster signed off at 9:53:30 PM. |
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| Sep 18th, 2003 10:24 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
He said he was me, you and Milhouse. My money is on Milhouse though.
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| Sep 18th, 2003 10:20 PM | ||
| Les Waste |
WTF? AnUnknownTipster: Did he mention the FANTASTIC brunch at my husband's brekfast nook Les Waste: I don't know who you are :-( AnUnknownTipster: why im Les Waste, i do articles for advance titan for UofW, but you can call me Bobo AnUnknownTipster: and you? Les Waste: which UofW? Les Waste: oAnUnknownTipster: DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU Les Waste: but. . . Les Waste: that's MY life! :-( AnUnknownTipster: Its my life - bon jovi AnUnknownTipster: i rock the oshkosh Les Waste: Bon Jovi is a royal pain in the ass oAnUnknownTipster: and some people confuse me with the ted danson character Becker AnUnknownTipster: now thats a pain in the ass Les Waste: so when the hell do I get this brunch I was promised? AnUnknownTipster: it at the breakfast nook Les Waste: But Chris Becker doesn't have a breakfast nook, let alone a husband AnUnknownTipster: but first to discuss some guideline AnUnknownTipster: i am taking over your life AnUnknownTipster: you had a good run, but were gonna have to replace you with a youngster with a little more spunk and PIZZAZZ so to speak Les Waste: finally Les Waste: I was starting to wear down AnUnknownTipster: well this will give you new batteries AnUnknownTipster: while i take over your life, you get a cousy job as Resident Hobo in a New York alley and will get a bottle of booze every month, lifetime supply of newspaper scraps, and a shopping cary AnUnknownTipster: *cart Excuse me im quite estatic by the whole thing Les Waste: sounds acceptable! Les Waste: will the booze be rye?! AnUnknownTipster: anything from rye to crystal or however p.diddy says it Les Waste: I can't afford that on a bum's salary! Les Waste: it seems like you haven't thought this through properly oAnUnknownTipster: oh no we provide it TO YOU AnUnknownTipster: see where a generous company part of the Pod People Programe or P Square for short Les Waste: but a bum drinking Crystyle would look suspicous! AnUnknownTipster: we replace the bottle with a old hickory bottle Les Waste: someone would say "how did that bum afford such a high end champange?" and that's when people will know I'm been replaced by a Pod person AnUnknownTipster: not even jesus would know AnUnknownTipster: because we have someone replacing jesus Les Waste: yeah but they'll see what it is after I pour some out for my fallen homies oAnUnknownTipster: you will be a white bum mr. becker AnUnknownTipster: we dont have enough shoe polish to coat your body AnUnknownTipster: although i know someone in marketing would love to get their hands in that action AnUnknownTipster: speaking of which, while we replace Chris Becker, there will be slight changes Les Waste: can I finally become a fat latino woman? AnUnknownTipster: A white Bum mr. becker Les Waste: I mean Chris Becker :ROLLEEYS AnUnknownTipster: we gave the fat latino lady to feorge forman AnUnknownTipster: get it Forge Forman AnUnknownTipster: HE ISNT REAL AnUnknownTipster: nor will be you AnUnknownTipster: now please let me tell you about the new chris becker Les Waste: no Les Waste: I'm gonna go take my contacts out instead AnUnknownTipster: sir you are a quitter Les Waste: but they hurt my eyes :-( AnUnknownTipster: therefore im am now putting you on clone prbation AnUnknownTipster: no crystal, just urine AnUnknownTipster: indian american bum, not white bum Les Waste: but urine smells like asparagus :-( Les Waste: loo, that's the funniest thing I've ever said Les Waste: I hope the new chris becker is as funny as the old one :D AnUnknownTipster: that will be your last words Les Waste: :-( AnUnknownTipster: THe new chris becker has the wit of george carlin the speed of Ceasar Chaves, and the gurth of Miles Davis Les Waste: he sounds like an impressive fellow! AnUnknownTipster: the new chris beck will also be a bi0curious playboy from San Fran who enjoys sports, jocks, and cocks Les Waste: He'll work hard, and he'll play hard ;-) AnUnknownTipster: did i mention he is cursed with impotency AnUnknownTipster: also, chris becker will no longer write for advance titan, he will now write for vouge on fashion tips for a bodacious bod Les Waste: man, the new Chris Becker sounds so much cooler and smarter than me :-( AnUnknownTipster: oh and no more soul patch, that cause nothing but trouble Les Waste: hey oAnUnknownTipster: people will confuse your from the gay guy from Im With Busey Les Waste: I don't have just a soul patch, I have a goatee too oAnUnknownTipster: well BAHHHH to you tooo HAHAHAHA Les Waste: I'm gonna post this conversation |
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