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| Sep 19th, 2003 11:27 AM | ||||
| O71394658 | Update: After spending two hours outside, me with blunt ax and father with broken chainsaw, tree is cut up into many small pieces. Still much cutting to do, and cleaning up the millions of twigs and leaves is going to be a bitch. | |||
| Sep 19th, 2003 08:49 AM | ||||
| AChimp |
Itth too bad that your tree doethn't believe in God becauth now it is burning in eternal damnation like the athiests and the other religionth that are different from me. 
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| Sep 19th, 2003 07:12 AM | ||||
| O71394658 |
Update: Yes, branch is no longer dangling, but is on the ground. The branch itself is probably 45-50 feet long; much bigger than i thought. Anyway, it seriously missed our house by a foot. The tips of the branches are scraping our windows. Another 3 feet over and the right side of the living room would've been gone. Only the small evergreen tree got totally pwned.  But no property damage. Now I have to cut this motherfucker up with an ax blade as sharp as a spoon. Or my Mom will call the tree service people. :/ |
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| Sep 19th, 2003 01:34 AM | ||||
| Jixby Phillips |
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| Sep 19th, 2003 12:49 AM | ||||
| kahljorn | Let the tree stay, it needs a new place to live. | |||
| Sep 19th, 2003 12:21 AM | ||||
| Les Waste |
This thread fucking rules. The title of this thread made me LOL. Evil Robot made me LOL. *MARTINFOWLER* made me LOL. WTF
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| Sep 18th, 2003 11:46 PM | ||||
| Comrade Rocket |
CALIFORNIA DONT LOOK SO BAD NOW. HAHAHALOLHAHAHAHA *head explodes* |
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| Sep 18th, 2003 11:43 PM | ||||
| UP_SHUT | this hurricane is a fucking fag. Thats all there is to it. I don't live anywhere near the beach, but I still get rain and wind from it. WESTERN PA is not a place for hurricanes. The only thing I can hope for is that one of these winds happens to rip the side off of my school and it floods so its cancelled tomorrow morning. | |||
| Sep 18th, 2003 11:42 PM | ||||
| FartinMowler |
Well, this thread could go on and on :/ One time I was climbing a tree and it fell and while I was riding on it and it fell it crushed my whole family and the car and the dog and the nieghbor kid that stole my bike. |
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| Sep 18th, 2003 11:42 PM | ||||
| Evil Robot | An axe is NOT the proper tool to chop a limb off a tree. An axe needs to be swung at a downward angle, or it will fly back and hit you. Seeing as your name is all numbers, your probably to weak to effectivley swing an axe in any position. | |||
| Sep 18th, 2003 11:38 PM | ||||
| Comrade Rocket |
There was a tree in the front of my house that fell and missed hitting my house by some 3 inches. it was scary cuz if it did hit it would have cut right thru. oh and whoreable, your new avatar scares me. |
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| Sep 18th, 2003 11:36 PM | ||||
| FreakinStrange | A tree fell on my house once it sucked | |||
| Sep 18th, 2003 11:34 PM | ||||
| whoreable | I suggest a chain saw. I swear I fucking love using my dad's chain saw. | |||
| Sep 18th, 2003 11:29 PM | ||||
| O71394658 |
My tree just got owned. Fuck you hurricane. That tree is 200 years old. I was upstairs, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, I heard a big crack. Right now a 30 foot branch is dangling over the side of my house. If it falls I have to take the ax that is older than me and hack through the branch (which is at least 7 inches thick- hard as hell with an old ax). That was a good tree too.
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