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Oct 4th, 2003 09:03 PM
executioneer LOL YOU'RE GROSS l

-willie
Oct 4th, 2003 11:22 AM
Snatchtastic
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Speaking of dead squirrels, I saw the cat that lives next door kill a squirrel. It was shrieking and everything, then the cat continued to hollow out the squirrel on thier lawn and his face was matted with blood.

Now I want to eat the cat and have squirrel cat meat. Mayonaise is fucking gross.
Oct 4th, 2003 10:39 AM
Drew Katsikas Yes, Glowbelly, mayo is the grossest.
Oct 4th, 2003 12:44 AM
Big Papa Goat
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Originally Posted by Dole
Mmmm...that sounds good. You will be dead of a heart attack at 35, but it still sounds good.
Whats the point of living past 35 if you can't eat sandwhiches that aren't shitty and meatless?
Oct 3rd, 2003 04:25 AM
Blue
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hope you put butter with your vegemite, you sick fuck
Yeah i use butter lol. I never used to use butter with plain vegemite sandwiches though.
Oct 3rd, 2003 02:40 AM
Dole Mmmm...that sounds good. You will be dead of a heart attack at 35, but it still sounds good.
Oct 2nd, 2003 11:18 PM
Big Papa Goat toast
cheddar cheese (toasted onto bread)
Fried egg
Pastrami
Dill Pickle slices
Fried egg
swiss cheese (toasted onto bread)
toast

The pickles and the double egg makes it good.
Oct 2nd, 2003 01:06 PM
Zhukov I hope you put butter with your vegemite, you sick fuck.
Sep 25th, 2003 03:38 PM
Bennett toast
butter
tuna+miracle whip light+old bay
butter
toast
Sep 25th, 2003 03:36 PM
Nerd I like turkey sandwiches. :/
Sep 25th, 2003 01:05 PM
whoreable

How could you get any better than deep frying the whole damn sandwich?
Sep 25th, 2003 05:21 AM
Blue wholemeal bread with vegemite and a potato scallop
Sep 25th, 2003 04:30 AM
Professor Cool Ultimate Sandwich (for people with money woes like me)

bread
peanut butter
bread

OH YEAH
Sep 25th, 2003 04:19 AM
Dole I was just experiencing the joy of being innapropriately confrontational. I get like that about sandwiches.
Sep 24th, 2003 07:17 PM
Esuohlim Geez Dole you didn't have to get your undies in a twist about it.
Sep 24th, 2003 06:37 AM
Dole If you eat more calories than you burn, you put on weight, it doesnt matter what kind of food it is as long as it has a calorie content. But we digress.
Sep 24th, 2003 05:02 AM
Supafly345 If you are talking about fat americans they probably didn't get fat off meat (especially since it is protein, the very ting that helps burn fat), it is from processed food. And america is full of that artificial crap.

Your sandwich sounds like a heavenly sandwich by the way. Kind of like the one's my dad used to make me. Ohhh man... soo good.
Sep 24th, 2003 04:39 AM
Dole "You really think I counted the "wafer thin" turkey? Please, your so called "Ultimate Sandwich" is for pussies who cry every time they see a squirrel dead on the road. "

I will happily eat any fucking dead animal put in front of me, in fact I bet I have eaten more meat than the weight of you and your entire family over the years (I am presuming of course at least two thirds of your family are overweight, according to your national average) so dont talk to me about a lack of meat. I am talking about whats tastes good to me.

In short: Fuck off and die
Sep 23rd, 2003 12:11 PM
glowbelly mayo
Sep 23rd, 2003 11:03 AM
Esuohlim
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dole
There WAS meat there, dumbasses.
You really think I counted the "wafer thin" turkey? Please, your so called "Ultimate Sandwich" is for pussies who cry every time they see a squirrel dead on the road.
Sep 23rd, 2003 10:27 AM
Dole There you go, a man with taste.
Sep 23rd, 2003 09:11 AM
noob3 dole, you made me say YUM in real life.
Sep 23rd, 2003 05:24 AM
Dole There WAS meat there, dumbasses. Just because you want to stuff processed minced genitals, hooves and eyelids in your purrulent, bloated, morbidly obese carcasses at every meal dont expect the rest of us to.

If 'crisps' and 'sarnies' sound 'gay' then COLOUR ME GAYLORD.

and whats a joint?? Is tonight a school night?
Sep 22nd, 2003 11:13 PM
Big Papa Goat Damn limeys with their meatless sandwhiches. And don't you realize that 'crisps' and 'sarnies' sounds gay? And wtf is a 'joint'?
Sep 22nd, 2003 04:38 PM
Esuohlim Put some MEAT on your fucking sandwiches
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