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Oct 6th, 2003 10:25 PM
MK IV Badly

LOL
Oct 6th, 2003 01:58 PM
punkgrrrlie10 I had sex.
Oct 6th, 2003 01:28 PM
Helm I put my penis in a girls vagina
Oct 6th, 2003 01:11 PM
Rongi I GAEV IT TO CHARITY
Oct 6th, 2003 01:10 PM
Rongi I LOST IT IN A POKER GAEM
Oct 6th, 2003 01:09 PM
Rongi I LOST MINE TO A KNIFE
Oct 6th, 2003 03:15 AM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by Spooky
I actually was seriously raped, even if you don't think a guy could be raped.
I hope you sued the bitch!

How were you raped?
Oct 6th, 2003 12:02 AM
Protoclown I built a time machine and fucked a cavewoman.
Oct 5th, 2003 10:17 PM
soundtest No it's totally possible - that's how my friend became gay too.
Oct 5th, 2003 09:40 PM
Spooky I actually was seriously raped, even if you don't think a guy could be raped.
Oct 5th, 2003 09:11 PM
Skulhedface I paid a hooker.
Oct 5th, 2003 04:36 PM
Geggy when was the last time you lost your virginity?
Oct 5th, 2003 02:10 PM
Cap'n Crunch

I am that black guy on the top left. That was my first gangbang, and the first time I lost my virginity.
Oct 5th, 2003 01:56 PM
The Retro Kat I SmarterJixby.
Oct 5th, 2003 01:33 PM
Esuohlim I HAD A TWENTYFIVESOME WITH ALL HOT CHICKS
Oct 5th, 2003 12:57 PM
Ghost of Fraiser Well Bananas do get mushy after you unpeel them

Did you know I'm really all of the kids in the hall?!?!?
Oct 5th, 2003 12:48 PM
Snatchtastic
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Awsome, At least you got the early shotgun blast out of the way, I lost in on the 4th stroke. Oh no heeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeee!!!!
Oct 5th, 2003 12:26 PM
soundtest there was this girl i was friends with for a long time... there was no romance whatsoever... she was really cute, but her friend was slightly cuter so i was into her friend more... ANYWAY we used to hang out all the time during the summer when i was 17... drink, smoke pot, psychedelics and other fun stuff... SOOOO one night we go to her brother's friend's house... he was having a party... her brother was a pretty big guy... into metal AND pumping iron AND getting completely drunk... dangerous combo to say the least!

so we get drunk and around 3am everybody at the party starts leaving or passing out so i tell her i'm gonna tour and she grabs my hand and says 'stay with me'... see even though this girl was cute for some reason i had NEVER thought of her that way so it was such a shock... ANYWAY i'm not one to argue with a lady so i follow her down to the basement (because there are people laying around passed out everywhere else) and leads me to this bed with this big snoring lump.... it was her fucking brother!

there was nowhere else to sleep besides the cold concrete, so now i'm thinking the whole possibility of sex thing was just wishing thinking on my part. now i'm thinking, OK she just wanted a friend to cuddle with or whatever... so we lay down and then she starts kissing me and stuff... and undoes my pants... now i am a 17 year old virgin at this time so let me tell you boys, big crazy brother or no big crazy brother i was willing to take my chances! BUT like some fucking phag movie... i got a little too excited and...

BUT i did not tell her this! hell no! instead i expressed concern! i said... "no i don't think we should do this... your brother is right there beside us... it's too risky" she said "don't worry.. he's had so much to drink he won't wake up"... i kept saying no...but then once soundtest jr. was ready to rise again, i started with the smoochy smoochy and lost my virginity next to a big drunk greasy skid.... whenever he moved or made any noise or anything i thought i was a fucking dead man.

we were bf gf for a year after that.
Oct 5th, 2003 10:38 AM
Snatchtastic
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I saved this chicks Hymen in a glass jar. It got mistaken for spaghetti sauce in the fridge.
Oct 5th, 2003 09:50 AM
FS I don't know man, I had it in my hand just now, I must've put it down somewhere. You know how it is. Maybe my mom threw it out during the spring cleaning. OF COURSE I checked my pockets. IF I KNEW WHERE I'D LAST SEEN IT I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST IT, NOW WOULD I?
Oct 5th, 2003 05:53 AM
wreckreation I did gymnastics. :/
Oct 5th, 2003 04:44 AM
Ghost of Fraiser I'm sorry. I'm currently undergoing maintenance. Please check back in a little while. They'll be done fixing my brain shortly.
Oct 5th, 2003 04:36 AM
Jixby Phillips Hello Perfecto Suspecto.

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Oct 5th, 2003 04:20 AM
Ghost of Fraiser You'll tell me Jixby, what he said was from a stupid song he made with his stupid band that he actually kicked you out of? What do you mean by that?What are you trying to say?
Oct 5th, 2003 04:18 AM
Jixby Phillips You'll tell me Jixby, what he said was from a stupid song he made with his stupid band that he actually kicked you out of? What do you mean by that?
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