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Oct 15th, 2003 06:59 PM
Rez i'm just waiting for the article bitching constantly and unimportantly about this site now...
Oct 15th, 2003 05:47 PM
AChimp
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FINALLY. Someone that uncovered the bullshit. Maddox gets so many hits that his counters died. And alexa is considered the authority on web traffic.
Xmission is the ISP, so all xmission sites are included in it's Alexa rank, and besides that, did I already prove that Alexa is bullshit?
Oct 15th, 2003 05:35 PM
kellychaos I'm almost positive that I'm responsible for the loss of at least a few market shares. I'm truly sorry.
Oct 15th, 2003 05:34 PM
Anonymous I, for one, believe that a page that looks like an angsty teen's geocities page gets far more traffic than this one. I don't see why you all can't just accept that.
Oct 15th, 2003 05:12 PM
mburbank
Oct 15th, 2003 01:03 PM
Rez ARE YOIU STILL HERE
LIKE HE COMES TO SEE HIS OWN THREAD A LOT.
MADDOX GETS OFF ON ALEXA
"OH! OH! SAY IT! SAY IT! I....GET...MORE....HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!!!!!!11"
Oct 15th, 2003 12:59 PM
Protoclown ARE YOU STILL BEING IRONIC
Oct 15th, 2003 12:57 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by waterwitch
Just adding to the whole Maddox and Mockery.com thing.

Please view below graph. You may find it interesting.

http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=379...=i-mockery.com


FINALLY. Someone that uncovered the bullshit. Maddox gets so many hits that his counters died. And alexa is considered the authority on web traffic.
Oct 15th, 2003 06:46 AM
FS Aside from that, I'd hate to be a dumbass, but how does this Alexa site actually measure what site gets so many hits? As far as I know, one site can only measure the hits of another by click-thru rate, so that doesn't mean shit unless it's a widely used search engine like Google.
Oct 15th, 2003 04:56 AM
Blue The graph that states maddox.xmission.com is ranked high is bs. If you subtact the maddox part from the url you have the reason for the hits. www.xmission.com appears to be an isp.
Oct 14th, 2003 11:12 PM
Anonymous Judging from the last few board registrars, I'd say we share a target audience.
Oct 14th, 2003 10:54 PM
Cap'n Crunch http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=379...psterdance.com

HEY GUYS, THIS MUST BE RIGHT. THE SAME AMOUT OF PEOPLE GO TO HAMPSTERDANCE.COM!
Oct 14th, 2003 10:37 PM
AChimp I'm ranked higher than I-Mockery because I give blowjobs to the Internet Gods.
Oct 14th, 2003 10:36 PM
Esuohlim Hey Gadzooks, if you really are me, update my site for me, would you? And put "From Gadzooks" at the end. Thanks.
Oct 14th, 2003 10:13 PM
Jixby Phillips oh
Oct 14th, 2003 10:13 PM
Ninjavenom Good god damn, he's right. :O
Oct 14th, 2003 10:12 PM
Mockery No, it's actually the site "ranking", Jixby. In other words a site ranked 39,323 is higher than a site ranked 124,234.
Oct 14th, 2003 10:10 PM
Jixby Phillips Uh, am I the only one that is actually READING those graphs?

Both of those graphs say that I-mockery gets MORE trafic than Maddox & Daily Bull.
Oct 14th, 2003 10:01 PM
Mockery I rest my case.
Oct 14th, 2003 09:49 PM
AChimp

HERE IS PROOF OF ALEXA'S ACCURACY.

http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=379...=i-mockery.com
Oct 14th, 2003 09:16 PM
Schimid I KNEW IT
Oct 14th, 2003 09:12 PM
GADZOOKS http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=379...om/esuohlim&u=

It has to be bullshit, my site site should be like at least #6664
Oct 14th, 2003 08:48 PM
Cap'n Crunch YOUR NOSE HAS SHIT ON IT.
Oct 14th, 2003 08:35 PM
payne listen to this great man mr.mockery and shutup
Oct 14th, 2003 08:07 PM
Mockery Don't even bother using Alexa's bullshit statistics. They're so full of shit it's scary.
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