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Nov 2nd, 2003 01:00 PM
goatwoodward
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
Oh, I didn't realize it was $20 to do it. Fuck that then. Finding a potential mate for life isn't worth that kind of money.
I think match.com also gives 3 day free trials. My friend Sarah signs up with faux profiles in order to get the trial period over & over again. She said to cancel the same day so you don't get charged, but that you'll still get your 3 days. A lot of people also post headlines like "^aim me^" or "sn - I aim to please"
Oct 11th, 2003 07:12 AM
Spooky
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Originally Posted by Buffalo Tom
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
There was an awfully cute waitress at the restaurant I was at last night, but she had a ring on one of her fingers so I think she was taken or something.
She might be a member of the Green Lantern Corps.

best reply ever.
Oct 11th, 2003 02:05 AM
executioneer JIXBY ARE YOU GELLIN'

-willie
Oct 11th, 2003 12:11 AM
Jixby Phillips AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT NEEDS A GLICK FIX??
Oct 10th, 2003 11:29 PM
Geggy What exactly is a vacumn? Is it short for vagina cumming? Is your dog afraid of cumming vagina?
Oct 10th, 2003 11:25 PM
Jixby Phillips ANIMALS ARE CRAZYNUTSSO
Oct 10th, 2003 10:45 PM
Jeanette X My dog is terrified of the vaccumn. And I didn't even use it on him.
Oct 10th, 2003 10:11 PM
Geggy I put 'I wanna vaccuum you like an animal' in my profile. That's how I got couple of responses. Really desperate, I say.
Oct 10th, 2003 03:10 AM
Jixby Phillips I did that on yahoo personals and they did not like it what if I want to meet a girl who would find that funny

for hobbies I said "TAKE A BATH"
Oct 10th, 2003 02:32 AM
executioneer I signed up for it but I didn't enter a profile yet they rejected the one that I did int he INTARNET RETARDED style

-willie
Oct 10th, 2003 01:13 AM
Anonymous ha, ha, ha.
Oct 9th, 2003 06:45 PM
Protoclown
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Originally Posted by Geggy
i tried the online match thingy once for the hell of it. i did get one or two responses because people there are usually very desperate.
Awesome. That means that I've never been as desperate as you've been! Thanks, you've really made my day!
Oct 9th, 2003 05:01 PM
Professor Cool That's cheating
Oct 9th, 2003 03:36 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
Oh, I didn't realize it was $20 to do it. Fuck that then. Finding a potential mate for life isn't worth that kind of money.
Proto, you don't have to pay. Just register for free and stick the Match.com sns of the girls you like on your AIM buddy list, then IM away. You only pay if you want to be able to e-mail the people on there.
Oct 9th, 2003 12:59 PM
Geggy oh, god, you're so obsessed with this waitress that you saw last night. 'i think she was taken...maybe not. i don't know.' jesus christ, you've lost your chance. get over it.

i tried the online match thingy once for the hell of it. i did get one or two responses because people there are usually very desperate. this may be your only chance, proto, since you're too much of a pussy to actually go up to a real live girl and talk to them.
Oct 9th, 2003 12:54 PM
Buffalo Tom
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
There was an awfully cute waitress at the restaurant I was at last night, but she had a ring on one of her fingers so I think she was taken or something.
She might be a member of the Green Lantern Corps.
Oct 9th, 2003 12:24 PM
Protoclown Oh, I didn't realize it was $20 to do it. Fuck that then. Finding a potential mate for life isn't worth that kind of money.

There was an awfully cute waitress at the restaurant I was at last night, but she had a ring on one of her fingers so I think she was taken or something.
Oct 9th, 2003 11:36 AM
Jeanette X I have. I met my bf whom I've been dating almost a year on it. Just take their sns and stick 'em into your aim profile, then IM whoever comes up.
Oct 9th, 2003 10:32 AM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by Doopa
some young ladies I work with have their-selves up on something like that... I think it might actually be that site.
anyway, they have gotten responses, and I think been on a date or two from it.
Let's set Proto up on a blind date!
Oct 9th, 2003 04:41 AM
Dole There are Mickey Mouse fetishists on there?? where do I sign up?
Oct 9th, 2003 02:25 AM
soundtest

If you do search for the ladies on there, make sure they're in your area... otherwise it can lead to a bunch of mickey mouse BS.
Oct 9th, 2003 02:04 AM
Anonymous lol
Oct 9th, 2003 01:53 AM
Jixby Phillips Jeanette met her boyfriend on match.com

HAHAH NOW SHE'LL HAVE NOTHING TO SAY IN THIS THREAD FUCK YOU JEANETTE
Oct 9th, 2003 01:45 AM
Perndog Get a free membership and put your e-mail address in your profile. The rules say don't do it but their reviewers don't give a shit and half the time you can get away with it... only spend the money if that hot woman is worth $20 just to meet instead of going out and finding one in real life.
Oct 9th, 2003 12:52 AM
AChimp Proto, why don't you sign up for the Doopa.com matching service?
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