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Oct 16th, 2003 07:46 PM
Anonymous I heard on the radio that Jeb Bush is offering the dude that chased the foul ball 5 months' asylum in a South Florida condo.
Oct 16th, 2003 11:35 AM
Hugh_Bristic
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"I'm so depressed. I'm going to cry," 21-year-old Heather Swanson said.
I've never heard a better quotation.


P.S. How dare you use schadenfreude?
Oct 16th, 2003 09:32 AM
sspadowsky
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Originally Posted by McClain
Oh, come on, McClain. You love the abuse, you cute little bitch. :P
Oct 16th, 2003 12:39 AM
Anonymous I can't wait for the morning paper:

A headline that includes the word "curse," accompanied by a picture of some forlorned fan. Magnificent.
Oct 15th, 2003 11:56 PM
Professor Cool A winner is ME!
Oct 15th, 2003 11:50 PM
McClain
Oct 15th, 2003 11:43 PM
sspadowsky HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:gloat
Oct 15th, 2003 11:31 PM
Professor Cool Cubs Lose

meh...i got 50 bucks out of it.

Nah Screw, time to forget about the cubs and go buy some new headphones.
Oct 15th, 2003 11:30 PM
ScruU2wice Cubs lose 9-6

the stadium is almost silent :/

time again to say next year...
Oct 15th, 2003 10:34 PM
ScruU2wice
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Haha. Actually, no, fucker.
"no" to what

edit: i thought you were talking bout my post
Oct 15th, 2003 10:16 PM
sspadowsky Haha. Actually, no, fucker. I've been to Wrigley twice, and had a blast both times. But, I'm a native of St. Louis, and the Cardinals-Cubs rivalry goes back a long way.

Having said that, I want to add that I don't take sports that seriously as a rule. In this particular case, I'm rooting for the Cubs to lose in a fashion that will be brutal and sadistic, because I enjoy watching the Cubs fans get their hopes up, only to have them cruelly dashed over the jagged rocks of defeat.

BTW, how's your wife and my kid?
Oct 15th, 2003 10:14 PM
ScruU2wice A buncha people in my school were being dibshits and saying the guy should have been shot...
But nobody says anything about alex rodrigez for fumbling the ball they are all fuckheads thinking that everything would be exactly the same minus 8 runs for the marlins if the guy didnt "interfere"

cubs down 7-5 toppa the 6th
Oct 15th, 2003 07:26 PM
McClain Why are you so delusional Sammy? Did someone spit on your Members Only jacket while you were in line for a schnitzel at Wrigley?
Oct 15th, 2003 05:45 PM
Anonymous Who cares? The best thing about that game was the news footage. They showed the guy getting esorted out, with a sweatshirt over his face to block the camera. Then, this crazed Cubs fan rushes him and tries to pull off the sweater, but a guard checks him into the wall.

Afterwards, they interviewed the fan and he says he wanted "to expose the man who cost the Cubs the game." Classic.

No word on how one lost ball caused them to botch the game in whatever way that they did. Still, I wouldn't want to be in the shoes of the poor bastard who just wanted a Major League ball.



On a related note, I wonder how much you could get for a ball that cost a Major League team a game?
Oct 15th, 2003 05:42 PM
Rongi
Oct 15th, 2003 05:39 PM
Professor Cool My uncle works at a place near there, there were newsvans everywhere, and like you said it was out of play, but i guess all of Chicago are in denial or are dipshits. I found the dismal faces of the fans funny, like Sammy died on the field or something, with that kinda fan spirit, cubs are sure to win.

My prediction is Marlins Vs. Yankees world series, the Cubs lost it 8th inning, and i don't think they'll be able to regain themselves from yesterday. And I got 50 bucks on the line to regain from the Braves loss.
Oct 15th, 2003 05:21 PM
sspadowsky Oh, I could hear them chanting "asshole." But the fact of the matter is that he didn't do anything wrong. The ball was out of play. The ump, who was five feet away, ruled that it was out of play, and therefore, there was no fan interference.

Besides, the Cubs just plain choked. Dusty Baker kept Prior in too long, and the Marlins started shelling him.

The sad thing is that many dipshit Cubs fans will blame that guy for the Cubs losing the game. In fact, the dickheads at the Chicago Sun-Times published the guy's fucking NAME AND PLACE OF WORK in the paper. Now some lunatic fan is propbably going to try to kill this guy.

I say again: Fuck the Cubs. There's a reason they haven't won a championship in 95 years.
Oct 15th, 2003 05:16 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by sspadowsky
After that eight-run inning, which took place over the course of about 10 minutes, the whole ballpark was silent as the grave, and all of the fans had this dumbstruck look on their faces, like they all just found out they were adopted.

Maybe they'll win tonight. But teams tend to get demoralized after such a sudden and crushing defeat.
Actually, if you listened closely, there were two fairly audible chants of "Asshole!" and "Throw Him Out!" being directed at the knucklehead who interferred with the play. He needed a security escort to leave the stadium. My prediction? It's going to be a Yankees and Cubs World Series. You heard it here first.

Go Tigers!!
Oct 15th, 2003 05:09 PM
sspadowsky So last night, the Cubs had a 3-0 lead in the eighth inning (that's almost the end of the game for you non-baseball-understanding communist faggots). After an odd play involving a fan (see here), the Cubs choked and fell apart, which is what the Cubs do. They choke and lose.

What I enjoyed the most was that the cameras kept panning all around the park, looking at the fans. It was priceless. Earlier in the game, they were delirious with joy, thinking they were going to cruise to an easy win and a ticket into the World Series. They were raucous, rowdy, and cheering like mad. After that eight-run inning, which took place over the course of about 10 minutes, the whole ballpark was silent as the grave, and all of the fans had this dumbstruck look on their faces, like they all just found out they were adopted.

Maybe they'll win tonight. But teams tend to get demoralized after such a sudden and crushing defeat.

Mmmmm.... Schadenfreude.
Oct 12th, 2003 07:04 AM
glowbelly FUCK THE YANKEES
Oct 12th, 2003 01:41 AM
sspadowsky Fuck the Cubs. Fuck them right in the ear. When the Cubs make the playoffs and the Cardinals don't, we are truly living in dark times.

But I am taking solace. Because the Cubs are going to get to the World Series. For the first time since 1945. They're probably going to face the Red Sox. So, I want the Cubs, who have not won a World Series since 1908, to make it all the way to game 7 of the WS this year, in a nail-biter, and watch the big prize elude them once again. Hopefully in sudden, heartbreaking fashion.

Come to think of it, I'd probably like it even better if the Cubs made it to the World series and lost to the Yankees, because the Yankees have more World Championships than any other franchise. And the Cubs don't.

Fuck the Cubs.
Oct 11th, 2003 06:32 PM
GADZOOKS Hey remember when Magic johnson announced he had the HIV virus, there was riots everywhere.
Oct 11th, 2003 05:19 PM
ScruU2wice
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Originally Posted by Professor Cool
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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Cubs win!


If they do make it to the world series, win or lose, there is going to be a riot in Wrigleyville.
Finally someone understood where I was getting at.
i still remember there use to be craziness all over town whenever the bulls won the championship.
People are gonna go fricken psycho when the cubs win after almost a hundred years...
Oct 11th, 2003 03:41 PM
Rez so what's the story now?
Oct 11th, 2003 03:30 PM
Professor Cool
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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Cubs win!


If they do make it to the world series, win or lose, there is going to be a riot in Wrigleyville.
Finally someone understood where I was getting at.
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