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| Oct 25th, 2003 02:09 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
 They aren't related beyond the fact that they are both mammals. |
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| Oct 25th, 2003 12:49 PM | |||
| Eternal_Champion | Try porcupine | ||
| Oct 25th, 2003 12:31 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
 Not as warm as a clunge, but it will do. |
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| Oct 25th, 2003 05:38 AM | |||
| pjalne |
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| Oct 24th, 2003 11:18 PM | |||
| glowbelly |
hedehog 
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| Oct 24th, 2003 05:13 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
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http://directory.google.com/Top/Recr...edgehogs/?tc=1 http://directory.google.com/Top/Recr...hogs/Breeders/ They are becoming more and more common as pets... |
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| Oct 24th, 2003 04:02 PM | |||
| Drev |
I want a pet hedgehog...  How much do they go for average in petstores?  *insert ANOTHER Sonic the Hedgehog reference here* |
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| Oct 24th, 2003 03:38 PM | |||
| Rez |
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| Oct 24th, 2003 03:19 PM | |||
| mburbank |
They can stay out me clunge for starters. Today is better. |
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| Oct 24th, 2003 02:12 PM | |||
| Protoclown |
THEY CAN GET ON MY PLATE 
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| Oct 24th, 2003 01:08 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
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 The hedgehogs want to know what they can do to cheer you up.
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| Oct 24th, 2003 11:46 AM | |||
| mburbank |
I was mostly referring to my quality of life at the moment of posting, not bestiality or an other overtl sexual practice. I meant that life was a pain in the ass. And I intended to yell 'THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD!" at someone at some point, but I'm past that now. And "Up Me Clunge", re-run birefly of New Hampshire PBS in 1982 was a wonderful show. |
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| Oct 24th, 2003 08:42 AM | |||
| Spectre X |
Mollie Sugden? I loved Are You Being Served.
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| Oct 24th, 2003 05:45 AM | |||
| Dole |
'Up me clunge' was a popular 70's UK sitcom starring the irrepresible Mollie Sugden as an amusingly accomodating prostitute:
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| Oct 23rd, 2003 10:25 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do But I have to say this as a warning to you: With almost all animals, you can have ball But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. The spines on his back are too sharp for a man They’ll give you a pain in the worst place they can The result I think you’ll find will appall: The hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Mounting a horse can often be fun An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet Even a giraffe (despite being so tall) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite We already mentioned the horse, you may recall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer The lemurs cry “Frink!” as a coy mating call But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 
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| Oct 23rd, 2003 05:24 PM | |||
| kellychaos | A real tough guy uses fish. They slide IN pretty easily but those scales ... ho boy! | ||
| Oct 23rd, 2003 05:21 PM | |||
| Drev | *insert Sonic the Hedgehog reference here* | ||
| Oct 23rd, 2003 05:19 PM | |||
| mburbank |
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| Oct 23rd, 2003 05:16 PM | |||
| Evil Robot | Thats why guns are, for the most part, legal in the US. Some situations can't be rectified without violence. | ||
| Oct 23rd, 2003 05:07 PM | |||
| mburbank |
I'm quite certain you mean 'one needs to apply the cream'. Or 'it puts the cream on it's problem area'. Or something like that. And both the 'hedgehog' and the 'clunge' are metaphorical. |
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| Oct 23rd, 2003 04:43 PM | |||
| kellychaos | Ron Jeremy? You have a high pain threshold, Max. | ||
| Oct 23rd, 2003 04:43 PM | |||
| Anonymous | telling me won't do anything. you need to apply the cream | ||
| Oct 23rd, 2003 04:40 PM | |||
| mburbank | GET THE HELL OFF MY DAMN LAWN!!! | ||
| Oct 23rd, 2003 04:37 PM | |||
| Anonymous | hello? can you say "yeast infection"? | ||
| Oct 23rd, 2003 04:33 PM | |||
| mburbank |
I gots a hedehog up me clunge. |
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