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Nov 8th, 2003 08:24 PM
Comrade Rocket
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Originally Posted by James
A Zelda movie makes sense, since movie adaptations fuck up the story of the games, and the Zelda series already did that on its own by having no continuity.

If they ever made a Zelda movie, it should be an anime based on Link to the Past.
Have you ever read the Zelda Comic. It was done by the guy who did Cyborg 009. in fact one of the characters from the Zelda comic was just like they american guy from Cyborg 009...and they both fly.

I think that the american guy was a homage to the Comic...but thats my opinion.
Nov 8th, 2003 07:29 PM
drunkbrigade I think that no (zombie) movie will ever top night of the living dead *remade colored version* that is. Most horror movies nowadays can easily be passed off as action films anyway.
Oct 29th, 2003 11:03 PM
Zomboid Yes, that is going to be a blasphemous piece of shit too. End of discussion.
Oct 29th, 2003 05:05 PM
Snatchtastic
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Well according to Darkhorizons we'll have to wait until September of 2004 to view this show.

Now lets all talk about The Dawn of the Dead re-make coming out in March 2004.
Oct 29th, 2003 03:52 PM
PonchtheJedi Based on the trailer and the end of the first one, I think this one could have some promise.

As long as they ditch the AI Red Queen type stuff and just stick with a zombie blasting shoot em up, it should be ok. Less lasers and computers, more shotguns and ruined corpses.

And I'm with everybody who says Michelle Rodriguez sucks. Her "Tough girl with ATTITUDE!" role in every movie is pretty tiresome.
Oct 26th, 2003 04:13 PM
Zomboid
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
Zomboid, she may have been a bad "ripoff" of Vasquez, but when you really think about it ALL of the soldiers in that movie were "ripoffs" of different marines from Aliens (some more than others, but all the archetypes are there...hell you even have the Burke/traitor guy who is with them). I don't really think of it as a ripoff so much as an homage, personally.
Well, you can think of it as an homage, but as a fan of the games and alien movies, I was just fucking annoyed when I saw it. I was expecting something related to the games but only saw an unoriginal piece of shit. Worst thing is, aliens isn't the only movie it blatantly rips off.
Oct 26th, 2003 04:34 AM
James A Zelda movie makes sense, since movie adaptations fuck up the story of the games, and the Zelda series already did that on its own by having no continuity.

If they ever made a Zelda movie, it should be an anime based on Link to the Past.
Oct 26th, 2003 03:55 AM
GADZOOKS There would be a Zero Wing movie sooner than a Zelda movie.

And Super Mario Bros. was a masterpeice, way better than movies like Shawshank Redemption and Seven Samurai
Oct 26th, 2003 03:28 AM
Skulhedface And what a masterpiece the Mario Bros. Movie turned out to be.

As much as I love the vg series, I'm not up for another Resident Evil movie

I'd love to see a Zelda movie... someday.
Oct 26th, 2003 02:16 AM
GADZOOKS For gods sake, you complain that it didnt follow the game, that would be boring. Hence why we have the classic Mario bros. The Movie.
Oct 26th, 2003 12:55 AM
Nerd The first movie was okay. It was the best video game movie, though. The movie itself is just...okay. It's not really bad but it's not really good either; it's just okay.

I'll watch this next one for the hell of it, but I don't have very many expectations.
Oct 25th, 2003 05:32 PM
noob3 I agree with Snatch, finding out the one guy was going to turn into Nemesis was just cool. The movie wasn't great, or anything. But I was entertained, which is rare for me nowadays.
Oct 25th, 2003 01:35 PM
Snatchtastic
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Yes Milla is hot, Yes the movie was raped because it didn't follow the video game story. No video game characters none of the original monsters and most horribly there was very little time spent in the mansion. Not to mention the addition of the computer based A.I (Red Queen) upset me greatly, upset me because it was fucking stupid.
Oct 25th, 2003 02:03 AM
Protoclown Haha, to be honest I've never even played the games. But I enjoyed the movie.

Also, I find Michelle Rodriguez to be insanely attractive. She's not a great actress, I'll grant you that, because she always plays the same character. But it's a character I like.

Zomboid, she may have been a bad "ripoff" of Vasquez, but when you really think about it ALL of the soldiers in that movie were "ripoffs" of different marines from Aliens (some more than others, but all the archetypes are there...hell you even have the Burke/traitor guy who is with them). I don't really think of it as a ripoff so much as an homage, personally.
Oct 25th, 2003 01:25 AM
James Milla isn't a bad actor, but she needs some refinement in her work. I don't get what the big deal is over seeing her M&Ms, because I am not sexually attracted to her at all.

Rodriguez is a pug-faced hack of an actress, whose motivation for the film was apparently, "Act like you just took a bunch of Carnation Instant Bitch." That also seems to be her motivation for every role she's ever been in.

The theme for the Resident Evil games has always been dark and creepy, with a lot of detail and ambience. That's why the games worked. The setting for the film was a "mansion" (made up of an outdoor hallway and a bedroom), and an underground lab that's all bright and shiny.

The film, as a whole, wasn't the worst. But when you tag it as being an adaptation (or in this case, a prequel, though there already was a prequel being made for the games) to a video game series, there's a lot of needless changes that wrecked it. But if it wasn't an RE film, it would just be called "Aliens, but with Zombies."
Oct 25th, 2003 12:24 AM
soundtest Milla
Oct 24th, 2003 11:58 PM
Zomboid No, I'm sorry but michelle rodriguez is a fucking awful actress normally, but when she's a PATHETIC rip off of vasquez from aliens, she's like twenty times worse.
Oct 24th, 2003 11:52 PM
Protoclown Dude, if there was ONE thing I liked about that movie better than Milla Jovovich, it's Michelle Rodriguez.

No wonder girls don't like you.
Oct 24th, 2003 07:31 PM
James
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
Yeah, but your taste sucks.
Nah. See, I like Resident Evil, which is why I don't like this movie. There's nothing great about a movie that takes away the elements that made the games so popular and creepy, and is filled with stupid zombies who fall on top of people and gently scratch them.

Not to mention I despise Michelle Rodriguez, and I hope she dies in a plane crash.
Oct 24th, 2003 07:25 PM
Protoclown Cute as a button, I tell ya
Oct 24th, 2003 06:57 PM
FS She was so cute in the 5th Element
Oct 24th, 2003 06:07 PM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
Yeah, but your taste sucks.
Yep. I really enjoyed the first movie too. Easily my favorite video game movie and I've always liked Milla a lot.


"CHI-KAN"
Oct 24th, 2003 04:46 PM
Protoclown Yeah, but your taste sucks.
Oct 24th, 2003 03:14 PM
James Milla Jovovovovovovich looks like a ten year old boy, and not in the good way.

The first movie was a pathetic load of shit, and I expect no less (more?) from a sequel that tries desperately to appeal to fans to make up for how much the first movie sucked.
Oct 24th, 2003 12:55 PM
Protoclown Um hello? Milla Jovovich in that tiny little dress? And naked at the beginning and end of the movie?

I really enjoyed the first movie, it blew away my expectations. I was hoping this trailer would be new and not just the same old teaser.
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