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Oct 28th, 2003 03:58 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Bennett
maybe your truck is pregnant. :kellychaos
Ahhh ... show me love ... show me love. I'll take credit when the jokes are mine, thank you very little. I'm not even sure that even rated on the kelly-meter, though.
Oct 28th, 2003 10:51 AM
Bennett maybe your truck is pregnant. :kellychaos
Oct 28th, 2003 10:46 AM
Big McLargehuge wtf a parkway isn't where you park, thats a driveway.

Oct 28th, 2003 10:43 AM
Evil Robot I was going to strip naked and run out onto the parkway, but I don't think it would help any.
Oct 28th, 2003 10:30 AM
Snatchtastic
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Wait wait what about grounding your dick on the frame and taking a screwdriver to the positive connection on the battery.
Oct 28th, 2003 10:28 AM
Evil Robot I tried, but the choke plates in the way.
Oct 28th, 2003 10:26 AM
Snatchtastic
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Stick your dick in the carburator, that will get her goin.
Oct 28th, 2003 10:21 AM
Evil Robot Eh, I get what I pay for. It's OK though cause I have mad automotive skills and I'll have that shit up and running over cats again in no time.
Oct 28th, 2003 10:10 AM
whoreable Thats what u get for getting a truck on ebay!
Oct 28th, 2003 10:01 AM
Evil Robot
My truck won't start

I woke up hungover from drinking and posting (yelling) at stupid people all night. Now I go outside and my truck won't start so I can't get to work. No work means more posting.

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