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Nov 18th, 2003 10:43 AM | ||
the_dudefather |
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Nov 17th, 2003 10:59 AM | ||
Anonymous | Yeah, when you're finished with him it'll be the bent community area! | |
Nov 17th, 2003 10:24 AM | ||
the_dudefather |
forget the fire alarm guy, one of these days im gonna go postal on the lasy fuckers in the flat community room. they never clean the george foreman grill tray, i have to clean the thing 2 inches thick of solidified fat and grease. its like cleaning out fat abbots arteries. its hard to eat sausages after doing that... |
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Nov 17th, 2003 06:32 AM | ||
Professor Cool |
No black people, i think this is more than bathroom segregation here.![]() |
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Nov 16th, 2003 11:12 PM | ||
dellsucks4me |
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Nov 16th, 2003 06:08 PM | ||
Spooky |
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Nov 16th, 2003 06:01 PM | ||
Evil Robot | Your not gonna stab ANYBODY you weakling piece of shit. You'd just wind up getting the shit kicked out of you by the black guy thats been setting the alarm. Jerk. | |
Nov 16th, 2003 01:55 PM | ||
dellsucks4me | I got a sweet machete from the army store so I'm ready for the fucker. | |
Nov 16th, 2003 06:11 AM | ||
the_dudefather | there will be cheers of joy when the bastard is stoped. but the best i got is a safeway box cutting hook/knife, which you cant scrach someone with. | |
Nov 14th, 2003 01:01 PM | ||
Protoclown | Wow, what a dorky sign. I hope nobody saw you putting those up. | |
Nov 14th, 2003 10:54 AM | ||
Anonymous | A machete isn't good for quick jabs, though. You'd need to knock him down and just chop his balls off. | |
Nov 14th, 2003 09:59 AM | ||
dellsucks4me |
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Nov 14th, 2003 06:36 AM | ||
the_dudefather |
im in college and we always get into all kinds of hilarious jams. this one time we used the fire escape door as a shortcut. the dean was spittin mad that day! the thing that really annoys me about the halls i live in that the fire alarm tends to go off on weekly basis (not connected to the fire escape btw), at 3am. its fun to be woken up by the high pitched screeching then having to wait outside in the frezzing cold for the firemen to check out the place. |
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Nov 13th, 2003 08:13 PM | ||
Skulhedface | I'ma print out the last coupla replies to this thread and take 'em into the shit stall with me. | |
Nov 13th, 2003 07:34 PM | ||
goatwoodward | At least your school didn't waste $124 million on making their website uglier & less functional. Now I want to claim to be "designer" so I can charge millions for puking & calling it a template... http://www.uvm.edu | |
Nov 13th, 2003 12:16 AM | ||
Brandon | I WAS TOLD THIS THREAD WAS REALLY COOL. | |
Nov 13th, 2003 12:16 AM | ||
Schimid | ROBOT HOOOOOOOOUSE! | |
Nov 13th, 2003 12:08 AM | ||
Freaky Sheek |
well, it would be interesting if you found this on the inside. Sorry if this has been posted before. http://www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyou...es/flyers.html |
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Nov 12th, 2003 10:10 PM | ||
Supafly345 | Dude. It cost the student body's tuition money to purchase those two peices of paper!?! Somewhere there is oooone happy Kinko's employee. | |
Nov 12th, 2003 09:59 PM | ||
DamnthatDavid |
Luckly, if you run out of toliet paper, those signs will make do in a pinch. Don't forget to hang them up again after usage. |
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Nov 12th, 2003 09:53 PM | ||
Skulhedface |
One of these days when I feel really spontaneous and mischievous, I'm gonna shit in the piss stall. SHH DUN TELL NO ONE |
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Nov 12th, 2003 04:05 PM | ||
Big McLargehuge | oh yeah, my dorm bathroom has a shit only a piss only and a puke only stall. And every one in college is a moron. | |
Nov 12th, 2003 03:34 PM | ||
Anonymous | no | |
Nov 12th, 2003 08:40 AM | ||
Sicktodeathmx |
The sign at my work's bathroom says "Do not flush tampons". I have always wondered if it says that in the men's bathroom too... |
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Nov 12th, 2003 04:15 AM | ||
Skulhedface |
Oh YEA? My bathroom has a sign that says "Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work." I thought it was a prank, but it's official. |
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