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Nov 18th, 2003 01:01 PM
Spectre X Punisher looks like Christopher Walken in that pic!
Nov 18th, 2003 11:33 AM
Snatchtastic
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I am the Punisher, whores.
Nov 17th, 2003 11:38 PM
Schimid Holy shit, I got Punisher too.
Nov 17th, 2003 11:35 PM
The_Rorschach So did I, but I was hoping for Rorschach
Nov 17th, 2003 10:40 PM
Carnivore You weren't the first to get Punisher, Italian. Nor were you the last. I got him too.
Nov 17th, 2003 09:01 PM
ItalianStereotype

You are The Punisher. Frank Castle was a career U.S. Marine, who served five years in Vietnam, and worked as a special forces trainer in upstate New York. While picnicking in Central Park, Frank's wife and children were caught and killed in the crossfire between two warring factions of drug dealers. On that day, Frank vowed to use his skills and experience to wage a one-man war on crime. He set out to punish all criminals, and more often than not, that punishment takes a very lethal form indeed.

it's too bad all the rest of you suck too much to get the Punisher.
Nov 17th, 2003 06:00 PM
Immortal Goat Lobo.
Nov 17th, 2003 04:42 PM
Protoclown Rongi, perfectly understandable. But it's something to think about putting on your "must read" list.

Definitely finish Preacher and Sandman first. Preacher is my favorite comic, but Sandman is easily the best comic ever written. And if anyone says otherwise, they're wrong.
Nov 17th, 2003 04:11 PM
Rongi Sandman is one of the most brilliant, witty, and beautiful things I've ever read
Nov 17th, 2003 03:58 PM
Rez Preacher is great too, but seriously, transmet. get to it.

sandman...well, whatever.
Nov 17th, 2003 03:46 PM
Rongi
Quote:
Rongi, I keep telling you, you have GOT to read Transmetropolitan. I guarantee you will LOVE it.
I keep meaning to, but I'm so addicted to Preacher and Sandman I usually don't have enough for Transmetropolitan
Nov 17th, 2003 03:44 PM
Rongi

You are Aquaman. You are the most useless superhero ever. Fag

Nov 17th, 2003 03:11 PM
Anonymous Great, so I wind up associated with some generic club-wielding "superhero" whose only defining characteristic is that he's gay. I might as well have gotten Protoclown as my result.
Nov 17th, 2003 12:46 PM
Rez You are Spider Jerusalem. Spider is THE journalist of the future. He smokes, he does drugs, and he kicks ass. The drugs are going to eventually kill him but not before he gets his way. And his way is the demise of the failed American dream. Although full of hate, he cares about his city. All he wants to bring the world is truth. Spider Jerusalem, conscience of the City. Frightening thought, but he's the only one we've got.

TRANSMETROPOLITAN IS THE BEST COMIC BOOK SERIES EVER CREATED. period.
Nov 17th, 2003 12:32 PM
Protoclown
You are John Constantine.

John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at times he appears to wield strong magical powers but he has also become known as something of a con-man, more likely to talk himself out of trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.

I gotta say though it's entirely inacurate about John Constantine being "no nonsense". Whenever he's involved, there is going to be plenty of nonsense.

Dr. Boogie, this quiz means you're gay.

Rongi, I keep telling you, you have GOT to read Transmetropolitan. I guarantee you will LOVE it.
Nov 17th, 2003 10:27 AM
the_dudefather im the blad smoking guy. yay for me. i have no idea who he is.
Nov 17th, 2003 10:26 AM
Buffalo Tom
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
Answer my question, nerds!
The Midnighter was a member of Stormwatch and one of the founding members of the Authority. He was built to be the ultimate living weapon, with a computer brain that can analyze any combat situation in mere moments and provide him with the best way to eliminate his opponents, scientifically-enahanced physical abilities, and the knowledge of every known form of combat.

Oh, and he's married to his male life-partner, Apollo, the most powerful human-being on the Earth.
Nov 17th, 2003 10:19 AM
Buffalo Tom

You are Jesse Custer. Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a jackass. Or back you up if you prove that you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word and honor is without reproach.

Nov 17th, 2003 10:01 AM
mburbank
You are... FLAMING CARROT!
Watch out. Birds wearing dresses.
Nov 16th, 2003 12:31 AM
Rongi Hickman, I demand you get rid of that arseface avatar for 3 reasons

1. You don't even know who the fuck that is
2. You've never even read Preacher

and 3. The sight of that avatar reminds me that there's going to be a preacher movie
Nov 16th, 2003 12:28 AM
Anonymous Answer my question, nerds!
Nov 16th, 2003 12:23 AM
HickMan Jesse Custer.

I LIKE THIS GUY.
Nov 16th, 2003 12:03 AM
Zomboid Spider Jerusalem.
Nov 15th, 2003 08:46 PM
Anonymous
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninjavenom
Howcome there's a "Midnighter", but not a Punisher?
Nevermind that, who the hell is he?
Nov 15th, 2003 08:01 PM
george I FIND IT SCARY WE POSTED AT THE SAME TME.

CREEPY.
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