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| Nov 21st, 2003 02:03 AM | |
| camacazio | Of the HEART? Never mind then. |
| Nov 21st, 2003 02:00 AM | |
| Command Prompt | bribery you say? does that work well for you when it comes to matters of the heart? |
| Nov 21st, 2003 01:56 AM | |
| camacazio |
I see no possible way this plan could ever fail. Seriously, though, try to find a way to get him to ditch her, like birbery or violence or something, and then circulate the rumor that he was too busy doing heroin. Edit: bribery |
| Nov 21st, 2003 01:51 AM | |
| Command Prompt |
Second Fiddle Some girl wants to take me as her date to a social tommorow but only if the guy she is already going with ditches her, wich I hear he might. Any suggestions on how to ensure this, as well as making him look like a complete ass? Here is my plan so far: Wait until I see said girl and guy talking to each other and walk up to them: Girl - Blah Blah Blah! Guy - Blah Blah Blah! Me - So, (to guy)... have you told her yet? Guy - Huh? Girl - Tell me what? Me - Guy here is a registered sex offender and is required by law to inform girls he talks to of this. Guy - Shit! Girl - What the hell? You creep! (slaps Guy) |
