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Nov 27th, 2003 11:06 PM
Tubesock You don't need to. We already know that.
Nov 27th, 2003 07:53 PM
MisSFiT I wasn't trying to get anybody's approval.
I was simply stating that I think Stoppa is a fucking idiot.
Nov 27th, 2003 03:05 AM
Jixby Phillips CHECK IT OUT I'M MISFIT:

"HAHAH THIS GUY SUCKS, RIGHT GUYS!"

THATS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE
Nov 27th, 2003 01:47 AM
Schimid CAN I SEE A SHOW OF HANDS OF WHO THINKS MISSFIT SUCKS?

OMG!
Nov 27th, 2003 01:37 AM
MisSFiT Can I see a show of hands who thinks Stoppa's post was funny?
Nov 21st, 2003 04:55 PM
ScruU2wice CAN I SEE A SHOW OF HANDS OF PEOPLE WHO LAUGHED AT BENNETT'S POST?

EXACTLY
Nov 21st, 2003 04:38 PM
Bennett YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG IT HAS TWO T'S AT THE END.
Nov 21st, 2003 04:28 PM
Esuohlim CAN I SEE A SHOW OF HANDS OF PEOPLE WHO LAUGHED AT BENNET'S POST?

EXACTLY
Nov 21st, 2003 03:53 PM
Bennett yesterday I paid these three hot bitches to give teh secks to this guy I saw driving a porsche. Two of them had v.d.'s and the one with the boyfriend she used to be a he.
Nov 21st, 2003 03:34 PM
Cap'n Crunch IF I MUST.
Nov 21st, 2003 03:31 PM
Esuohlim YOU ARE WHO I LIKE TO CALL "BUFF MCMUSCLES".

CRUNCH, GIVE UP YOUR TITLE FOR SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT EVEN MORE.
Nov 21st, 2003 03:25 PM
Stoppa
What happened to me yesterday.

I was walking into a store thru the parking lot where I parked my Porsche 911, and these three hot bitches ran up to me and asked if they could touch my body. I was a lil' embarrased, 'cause I'm a humble guy, but when they offered to pay me 50 dollars apiece, hell, I let'em. Then they ask if I'll take them back to me car and let each of them give me head. I wasn't much into the idea right then and there, 'cause that's a public place and small children could be watching, but they begged so much, and they were so hot, that I finally said yeah. Talk about suspending my morals! Sheesh.

Anyway...so they're sucking me off in the car, and I gotta' tell ya', it was pretty good. And all of a sudden, this dude is beating on my window, and one of the chicks says it's her boyfriend. Turns out that dudes a bouncer at a local bar here in town and is pretty jealous. I got out to see if we could settle the dispute like gentleman, as I always attempt to do in such a case. But he would hear none of it. He punched me! I couldn't believe it! It was so crass! When he went for another punch, I caught his arm, and proceeded to snap it in 4 places. I then thrashed him along the face and upper neck area until he was bleeding and begging me to stop.

Well, to make a long story short, he apologized and then asked if he could go back to my condo and watch me fuck the hell outta' his girl and the other two. I figured it was the least i could do after I beat the hell outta' him.

Anyway, he's outside washing my car now, and later, he's going to introduce me to his sister. Word is she's pretty hot. It was cool though. I've made a new friend.

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