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| Nov 21st, 2003 10:00 PM | |
| Evil Robot | I want to have my back surgicaly removed and replaced with an extra penis. |
| Nov 21st, 2003 03:49 PM | |
| kellychaos |
I hope that isn't your other hand on my shoulder, doc. 
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| Nov 21st, 2003 03:47 PM | |
| mburbank | Plus, if you wear a helmet all the time, chicks will think you have a seizure disorder, which is a stone turn on for the ladies. |
| Nov 21st, 2003 11:20 AM | |
| Anonymous | Get a helmet with some mirrors on it so you'll never have to turn your back on anything at any time. |
| Nov 21st, 2003 11:17 AM | |
| mburbank | The Lesson here, Blackjack, is that you shouldn't turn your back. A lot of people would be alive today and you pesky brits would never have protested if you'd kept your watch. |
| Nov 21st, 2003 09:46 AM | |
| Blackjack |
I turn my back for five minutes... AND Not only have there been massive anti-Bush protests in London including the toppling of a comedy Bush statue, but on the same day Al-Qaeda decide to blow up the British Consulate in Istanbul. So yeah, getting back from a short trip to Berlin on Thursday and arriving at the airport in the early hours, I figure I must have missed the bombings and been asleep on the bus with less than an hour to spare. And knowing just how much we love those terrorists, no doubt heightened Airport security including excessive and unnecessary anal probes and lengthy background checks at gunpoint would have been the order of the day. Oh well. I'm going to go and visit The Houses of Parliament before it gets blown up as well. 
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