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Nov 22nd, 2003 06:23 PM

Les Waste

The funniest thing I think I've ever written was this article:
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?issue=10906&story=430

where I call for a Bolshevik revolution of the school's student government groups. The problem is, almost nobody got it. The whole thing is a satire of how fucking stupid college communists are, and everyone thought it was an anti-student government article. Like a month after I wrote it, some military guy who drove a tank at Kosovo who was in one of my honors classes told me that he thought it was the most brilliantly hilarious thing he ever read, but most people just complained about how I wasn't respectful enough to student government groups (which, coincidentally, deserve no respect). It made me sad.

Nov 22nd, 2003 03:18 PM

FartinMowler

Only you know when you have done the best.

Turkey doesn't make me sleepy, I baste it in coffee and fat.

Nov 22nd, 2003 02:08 PM

Les Waste

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Les Waste

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I think it’s f---ing stupid for Becker to write about drugs when he got picked up on possession and got out of it by pleading insanity.

Actually, that's a reference to this column, which I think I forgot to spam here:

http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...010&story=2580

And actually, I think that's the funniest thing I've ever written.

http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...010&story=2580
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...010&story=2580
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...010&story=2580

HARDEE'S :LOL

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Nov 21st, 2003 06:12 PM

Rez

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Originally Posted by Les Waste

Quote:

I think it’s f---ing stupid for Becker to write about drugs when he got picked up on possession and got out of it by pleading insanity.

http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...010&story=2580
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...010&story=2580
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...010&story=2580

HARDEE'S :LOL

Nov 21st, 2003 06:02 PM

Les Waste

Quote:

I think it’s f---ing stupid for Becker to write about drugs when he got picked up on possession and got out of it by pleading insanity.

http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...010&story=2580
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...010&story=2580
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...010&story=2580

Nov 21st, 2003 05:21 PM

Spooky

I always like these little articles Les Waste posts. However, the rant in question has nothing over said Paris Hilton sex tape.

Nov 21st, 2003 05:01 PM

Rez

Quote:

I think it’s f---ing stupid for Becker to write about drugs when he got picked up on possession and got out of it by pleading insanity.

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when we as a society think of the last Thursday in November, we think of sitting half-asleep on the couch, stoned on poultry while we watch the Detroit Lions fumble numerous times.

Nov 21st, 2003 04:48 PM

ScruU2wice

i want to jizz, too

Nov 21st, 2003 04:15 PM

Mr. Vagiclean

I clicked, I read, I saw the Paris Hilton's sextape

then

I jizzed

Nov 21st, 2003 04:06 PM

Les Waste

Apparently, this is the funniest thing I've ever done :(

http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...011&story=2597

I don't think so

And it's only like 500 words

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