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Nov 26th, 2003 03:48 PM
kellychaos The only dilemma I see here is in deciding which letter of the scarlet alphabet to use. :/
Nov 24th, 2003 07:24 PM
Skulhedface Dude if you're in New York it might explain why she never put out.

Because she's getting mugged by a black guy or something...

Yea. Ha ha ha. No, seriously. Not too many women suddenly feel like cramming fleshy birth vehicles into their poopers after an unscupulous black man already had it there 10 minutes prior.

Or maybe I'm just bored. I don't know. Slip her a roofie or something.
Nov 23rd, 2003 09:30 PM
Cap'n Crunch EAT THE AIDS. IT'S STILL OPEN. I KNOW A CRACKWHORE DOWNTOWN WITH IT ALL READY TO BE SHOT UP IN YOUR ARM IN A SYRINGE.
Nov 23rd, 2003 09:06 PM
James She also said yes to the pizza man, her English teacher, and her uncle.

And me.
Nov 23rd, 2003 07:48 PM
Maverick Zero Unit Ok stop posting, I asked her out and she said yes. Alright bye.
Nov 23rd, 2003 04:57 PM
Professor Cool
Re: actually

Quote:
Originally Posted by da blob
I believe she's just waiting for you to engage in some kind of simulation of various reproductive acts.
(In french - go ahead and fuck her)
Da Blob VERSUS Blue Suede Goo!
Nov 23rd, 2003 04:21 PM
Mr. Vagiclean I see you live in New York.... that would suggest the teasing


I say get a .44, shave your head fuckin mohawk, go rescue a 12 year old prostitute, then tell her to touch your legs.

Then fuck her

Nov 23rd, 2003 04:16 PM
da blob
actually

I believe she's just waiting for you to engage in some kind of simulation of various reproductive acts.
(In french - go ahead and fuck her)
Nov 23rd, 2003 02:29 PM
Cap'n Crunch IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, I SUGGEST EATING AIDS AND GOING TO KENYA WHERE ALL THE HONEYS ARE.
Nov 23rd, 2003 01:16 PM
Professor Cool I'm sorry Maverick, but robots don't have sex either/
Nov 23rd, 2003 01:08 PM
oktung This girl sounds like a tease.
Nov 23rd, 2003 01:18 AM
Geggy ask her why she won't go out with you. if she won't answer, then rape her.
Nov 22nd, 2003 10:38 PM
Skulhedface Maybe you should just tell her to touch your leg again.

But wear a rubber, dude.
Nov 22nd, 2003 08:17 PM
Anonymous Absolutely hilarious, James.
Nov 22nd, 2003 07:25 PM
wreckreation
Nov 22nd, 2003 04:29 PM
James
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maverick Zero Unit
Why did I even bother coming here....
You come here looking for advice, and then you complain about the advice you get? Who DOES that?

I'm just saying, you need to put things into perspective. You may be attracted to her, and it may very well just be a sexual attraction. You're better off finding someone who is a little more "reserved," for lack of a better word.

If she's so sexually free, there's really no trust in that she's be faithful to you. So you'd either find out she cheated on you, and be angry and upset, or you'd be contantly suspicious of her and untrusting, which we both know is no good either.
Nov 22nd, 2003 03:05 PM
FartinMowler
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Hmm... I am surprised as well. Jamesman's misogyny seems to have come through on this one.
I wonder if Monkey and James slap there "ham" slow then fast then slow then fast and finish with "did you get it?" while talking on the phone?
Nov 22nd, 2003 01:15 PM
Jixby Phillips I'm sorry, but those KILL HER RAPE HER jokes are making me crack up at work!! Everybody's looking at me all funny in my cubicle
Nov 22nd, 2003 12:18 PM
Cap'n Crunch KILL HER, then rape her.
Nov 22nd, 2003 11:21 AM
Maverick Zero Unit Why did I even bother coming here....
Nov 22nd, 2003 10:43 AM
AChimp Hmm... I am surprised as well. Jamesman's misogyny seems to have come through on this one.
Nov 22nd, 2003 06:58 AM
Anonymous Damn. He's right.
Nov 22nd, 2003 02:26 AM
James Wait, so you fool around with your friend in a sexual sense, but she doesn't like you?

Ask yourself this: Is this the kind of girl you'd want to date. Because whatever she'll do to you without even liking you, she'll do with anyone else, even if you were dating her.

She's a slut, and you should label her as such by burning the word into her back.
Nov 22nd, 2003 01:47 AM
Brandon And then hold her for ransom.
Nov 22nd, 2003 01:03 AM
camacazio KILL her? That's going overboard. Lock her in your closet.
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