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| Nov 23rd, 2003 11:20 PM | ||
| JesusFishSticks | If you're parents are away for the weekend, what the hell were you ont he internet for? Shouldn't you be having sex? Or at least letting kids cooler than you have sex at the crazy party at your house? waste | |
| Nov 23rd, 2003 03:37 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
WHEN I HAVE KIDS, I"M GONT TO TELL THEM THAT THEY'RE SNAKES 
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| Nov 23rd, 2003 02:38 AM | ||
| Evil Robot | sphincter X = Bob Saget | |
| Nov 23rd, 2003 01:37 AM | ||
| Schimid |
Go away, Payne. We have Marilyn now. I still miss BAPE. 
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| Nov 23rd, 2003 01:36 AM | ||
| payne | what a loser dont tell ur parents just say that kids were playing ball broke ur window and u threw the ball at them thats it that is all u have to do instaed u have to pay 25 bucks a month hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahhaahhaha | |
| Nov 23rd, 2003 12:02 AM | ||
| Carnivore | I like George's take on parenting. Obedience through fear of immeasurable humiliation. Of course, if he was my father, I'd have run away as soon as I could run :/ | |
| Nov 22nd, 2003 09:20 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch | MOM ALWAYS SAID, NO PLAYING BALL IN THE HOUSE! | |
| Nov 22nd, 2003 08:23 PM | ||
| george |
beating kids is for sissies. humiliation is much better. my daughter is in the firm belief (and she well should) that if she ever betrays my trust i will come to her school at lunch wih white slacks on. and then shit my pants. i am not going to have grand kids at 36. no way, no how. OBEY!!. |
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| Nov 22nd, 2003 08:12 PM | ||
| Anonymous | hahahaha :D | |
| Nov 22nd, 2003 07:51 PM | ||
| noob3 | because your humour is so dry that the only logical explanation is that you have to be somone pretending to be so unfunny | |
| Nov 22nd, 2003 06:54 PM | ||
| Spectre X |
Why?
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| Nov 22nd, 2003 06:50 PM | ||
| Black Flag | you are NOT a real person | |
| Nov 22nd, 2003 06:17 PM | ||
| Spectre X | I want kids, if only for the sole reason that I want to bring them up making them believe that Sinterklaas (the Dutch equivalent of Santa Clause) is real, and when they're about four, tell them that he isn't real in a very blunt manner. Then I'd tell them to say this to all their friends and the kids in their class. Then laugh in the other parents' faces as they complain to me. | |
| Nov 22nd, 2003 06:12 PM | ||
| Anonymous | yes of course | |
| Nov 22nd, 2003 06:10 PM | ||
| camacazio |
Quote:
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| Nov 22nd, 2003 06:07 PM | ||
| Spectre X |
the money I get? Did I spell it wrong? |
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| Nov 22nd, 2003 06:04 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
what the fuck is this "allowance" shit I need to have some kids just so I can bring them up oldschool |
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| Nov 22nd, 2003 05:31 PM | ||
| Spectre X |
hmmmm, ice-cream. 
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| Nov 22nd, 2003 05:26 PM | ||
| Rez |
here you go.
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| Nov 22nd, 2003 05:22 PM | ||
| Spectre X |
Thread hijacks ++ I do!
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| Nov 22nd, 2003 05:22 PM | ||
| Black Flag | you are not a real person | |
| Nov 22nd, 2003 05:18 PM | ||
| Rez | now who wants strawberry ice cream? | |
| Nov 22nd, 2003 05:14 PM | ||
| Spectre X |
Just talked to my parents about it. Told them everything was under controll, which it is, and offered to pay for the damages. They weren't angry, just a bit surprised etc. And that's the end of that chapter
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| Nov 22nd, 2003 02:33 PM | ||
| AChimp |
Wimp. When I lost my mitts, I told my mom that big kids stole them so I didn't get in trouble. 
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| Nov 22nd, 2003 02:21 PM | ||
| Spectre X |
no, I'm a pussy. It's gonna be hell on my consciounce. I'm just gonna say that they should enjoy their weekend, that everything is under controll and that they can use part of my allowance to pay for it. |
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