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Nov 26th, 2003 07:07 PM
Esuohlim My best friend is a girl, and even though I'm not really that attracted to her I want to get married because we would be the perfect couple.

'Cause when your best friend is a girl, you can say stuff like "What's it like having a large, ugly stab wound between your legs that bleeds for 45 years and never heals?"
Nov 26th, 2003 03:59 PM
HickMan GANGBANG!
Nov 26th, 2003 03:44 PM
kellychaos The prettier a girl is, the more ugly girls are required to prop her up and tell her how pretty she is ... a mathematical principle is at work here.
Nov 26th, 2003 08:53 AM
jin I think i was drunk with one of the girls in your avatar, numbers guy.
Nov 26th, 2003 08:30 AM
O71394658 Well, it's simple. They aren't high enough on your ladder in the sense that you would want to sleep with them.
Nov 26th, 2003 04:26 AM
Dole blokes are rubbish
Nov 26th, 2003 02:21 AM
Supafly345 I am shallow.
Nov 26th, 2003 02:16 AM
soundtest HEY I KNOW YOU DIDN'T YOU USED TO SPEAK NORMAL BEFORE
Nov 26th, 2003 01:52 AM
Perndog Only ugly people think that you're shallow if you're not into ugly women.
Nov 26th, 2003 01:21 AM
CaptainBubba
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or you're so attracted to the one, that no other girl matters.


Why do I give the other ones the time of day though? Huh? Huh?

(I KNOW WHY. LOL. I JUST LIKE ASKING)

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Or they have secret penises.
WE ARE TRUE FRIENDS. WE DO NOT KEEP SECERETS. WHEN I HAVE A BONER I SAY"EXCUSE ME" AND I MOVE IT OUT OF HARM'S WAY. :D
Nov 26th, 2003 01:19 AM
James Either you're so shallow, than you can't look past how ugly the other 8 are, or you're so attracted to the one, that no other girl matters.

Or they have secret penises.
Nov 26th, 2003 01:19 AM
CaptainBubba 0_o
Nov 26th, 2003 01:17 AM
Big Papa Goat UR A FAG LOL
Nov 26th, 2003 01:16 AM
CaptainBubba
All of my friends are girls

All 9 of them. And I like hanging out with and talking to them all.

And I'm only attracted to one of them.

EXPLAIN THAT LADDER THEORISTS. EXPLAIN THAT.

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