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| Dec 2nd, 2003 06:13 AM | |
| Tropical |
Local Telemarketers speak chinese, so I ask them to speak in English. Usually they can't, but if they do I speak in German 
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| Dec 2nd, 2003 12:53 AM | |
| Command Prompt |
Same here. But I only lasted 4 months. Once I had this old guy farmer that was paying like 5 bucks a minute for long distance and I could of had him on a plan for like 10 cents a minute. He hung up on me after telling me I was some sort of crook because he believed that long distance could not be that cheap. Christ I hate old people. They are a unproductive strain on every aspect of society. |
| Dec 1st, 2003 09:13 PM | |
| jin |
I am a telemarketer. I get paid more than most other people my age for a job which requires neither manual labor nor excessive exertion in any way. I have been paid $700 for a 21 hour week. I earn superannuation and have paid sick time and holiday time in a casual job. I have extremely flexible hours and my own cubicle, and am counted as my own business so i get tax deductables and business rates. I also get bank rates on my loans and my current mobile phone bill is paid for by my telemarketing firm. For every person I actually convince I earn a commission. All the crazey antics you speak about here are not at ALL generic and are DEFINITELY hillarious. PS. I hang up on black people, because they have no money. HAEHHAEhaHehAHEhHAEhaHEh |
| Dec 1st, 2003 05:25 PM | |
| Slinky Ferret |
phone people Well over here the always manage to call at supper time and one of them tried to sell me health insurance incase I got cancer. I said "I don't have cancer, so I don't need it." I got fed up and put the phone down. 
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| Dec 1st, 2003 05:04 PM | |
| Rez |
i actually treat jehovas witnesses decently. and then they cant figure how why an essential heathen is so laid back. oy. |
| Dec 1st, 2003 04:55 PM | |
| Immortal Goat |
I can't figure out who is more annoying (and also, who is more fun to mess with). It is down between telemarketers and Jehova's Witnesses. Some of your thoughts, please. 
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| Dec 1st, 2003 03:28 PM | |
| Mike | If it's a woman ask her to marry you. If it's a guy ask him to give all his money to you otherwise Ben dies. While they are trying to figure you out tell them that their fly is unzipped and put the phone down and go watch tv. |
| Dec 1st, 2003 03:09 PM | |
| JeefGyle | I just talk to them normally, have funny conversations. And in the process don't listen to what they're saying, but instead explain that you know most of them are paid off of Commision and for keeping people on the phone longer, so I talk until they ask to go. |
| Dec 1st, 2003 02:58 PM | |
| Cap'n Crunch |
I make voices of kids going through puberty, faggots, black guys, and screaming ladies. It's hilarious.
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| Dec 1st, 2003 02:49 PM | |
| Carnivore | I don't have time for that crap. Within five seconds of me answering, they get the click. |
| Dec 1st, 2003 02:40 PM | |
| Snatchtastic |
. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Telemarketers are hillarious. Next time try to sell THEM something, or when they ask you how you're doing today. Reply with a long speel of what you did that day all the while making sure that you dont get cut off, then say thanks for calling and hang up. Either that or have someone screaming HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEE in the background. |
| Dec 1st, 2003 12:15 PM | |
| Rez |
Telemarketers They woke me up  i was having a wonderful sleep and they woke me up. I TOLD THEM TO STICK THEIR VACATION UP THEIR CUNT AND THEY ASKED ME WHY. i should have told them why, but i tried to get back to sleep instead, but now i'm here....
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