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Women needed to test orgasm device
Thursday, November 27, 2003 Posted: 0032 GMT ( 8:32 AM HKT)

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LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Wanted: women to test new orgasm machine.

No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers.

"I thought people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial," pain specialist Dr Stuart Meloy told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

But so far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, with apparently breathtaking results, and a second has agreed to take part.

Meloy, of Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.

The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several.

"She even told me she had the first multiple orgasm of her life using the device," said Meloy.

He stumbled on the unexpected side-effect while using a spinal cord stimulator a few years ago to treat a patient suffering with severe back pain. The woman had already had back surgery for degenerative disk disease and fusion surgery.

When Meloy placed the electrodes into a specific spot on her spine to find nerve bundles carrying pain signals to the brain, she moaned with delight.

"You're going to have to teach my husband how to do that," he quoted her as saying.

Sexual response
The tiny impulses of electricity applied to the electrodes seemed to have turned on the patient's orgasm button.

Although the device has been compared to the orgasmatron featured in the 1973 Woody Allen film "Sleeper," Meloy envisions patients using it temporarily to retrain their sexual response.

The women in the trial described it as "really excellent foreplay."

Although some medical experts are sceptical about the procedure and say a vibrator can produce the same results, Meloy believes it could help to improve sexual response in women who cannot have orgasms and might even help men as well.

A full implant of the device would cost about 13,000 pounds ($22,000).

"I don't see it any differently from procedures such as breast implants," Meloy told the magazine.[/QUOTE]

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Dec 14th, 2003 09:48 PM

Akennedy90

Hey

I have been able to have have 16 orgasims in one night. I suppose 15 year olds produce alot of sperm cause it didnt quit comming till the 7th one.
How many have one of you had?(in one night)
Sincerly Godboy

Dec 12th, 2003 04:32 PM

Perndog

No, YOU'RE too many other people.

Dec 12th, 2003 04:00 PM

kellychaos

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenMacca

I'm not a prude in the slightest. I'd tell you exactly how to do it. But as every woman's different and likes different things, just because something works for me doesn't mean it'd work for everyone.

Translation: I can usually jack off without a problem but that rarely excites too many other people.

Dec 12th, 2003 12:35 AM

Anonymous

So, how does gramps on the left there tickle your funnybone? We want to know.

Dec 11th, 2003 11:59 PM

JenMacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perndog

Couldn't possibly have anything with women being too damn prudish to tell us how to do it, now could it? Hmm...

Dec 11th, 2003 09:53 PM

Sethomas

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie

winston is only like an hour away from me. :P

I got really excited because at first I thought she was talking about me.

Dec 11th, 2003 08:47 PM

Perndog

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenMacca

Jeeez, up to an hour?! I always thought that men came faster than us women.....it only takes me up to about 10 minutes at most to get myself off.....but then again, if a guy tries to....takes a lot longer....and since I've been with both guys and girls before, I think I can pretty safely say because women know what they want, they can give it better.....which is why I think there's more lesbians coming out of the closet these days.....cos you guys don't know what the hell you're doing!

Couldn't possibly have anything with women being too damn prudish to tell us how to do it, now could it? Hmm...

Dec 11th, 2003 08:41 PM

ItalianStereotype

ah look, it's the pinnacle of comedy himself!

Dec 11th, 2003 06:11 PM

Studio8

Every girl I've been with has red cum.

Dec 10th, 2003 05:19 PM

kellychaos

I, too, would like to apologize ... again. In actually, I would like to thrust mightily into your eviscerated eye sockets with a glass-encrusted dildo.

Dec 10th, 2003 05:04 PM

Anonymous

I would like to apologize again.

Dec 10th, 2003 05:02 PM

JenMacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by kellychaos

I want to stiletto-fuck your eardrums and sew them closed with piano wire.

Jealous, are we?

Anyway, apologies accepted, even if ya didn't mean it.

Dec 10th, 2003 04:51 PM

kellychaos

I, too, apologize.

I would have sterilized everything.

Dec 10th, 2003 04:49 PM

Anonymous

You should apologize too, Kelly.

Dec 10th, 2003 04:48 PM

Anonymous

I apologize.

Dec 10th, 2003 04:48 PM

kellychaos

I want to stiletto-fuck your eardrums and sew them closed with piano wire.

Dec 10th, 2003 04:45 PM

JenMacca

Aww, why?

Dec 10th, 2003 04:42 PM

Anonymous

I'm going to murder you

Dec 10th, 2003 04:41 PM

JenMacca

Dec 10th, 2003 03:55 PM

kellychaos

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

The worst part about it all is that I have to watch my face because of how far I shoot.

That's why you need a sperm receptacle.

Dec 10th, 2003 03:53 PM

The One and Only...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Studio8

One and Only,
Are you a boy or a girl?

Boy.

Dec 9th, 2003 02:18 AM

sadie

winston is only like an hour away from me. :P

Dec 7th, 2003 06:22 PM

Supafly345

Well, all the girls I know can outshoot me I tell you what.

Dec 7th, 2003 06:14 PM

Studio8

One and Only,
Are you a boy or a girl?

Dec 7th, 2003 05:54 PM

ziggytrix

LOL - TOAO is the auto-bukkake King of I-Mockery...

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