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Dec 8th, 2003 07:59 PM
Stabby No snow here in Florida
But no friends either
I just moved down here this week from Chicago. Feels strange being outside in December in a t-shirt and sunglasses to me.
But I have a pool
And a lonely, lonely house
Spring break at my place.
Dec 8th, 2003 06:57 PM
Immortal Goat

Thats what I got when I searched up "backdoor man".
Dec 8th, 2003 01:45 PM
mburbank backdoorman would be a great superhero
Dec 8th, 2003 01:39 PM
Buffalo Tom
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Originally Posted by mburbank
You know what? I lived in Portalnd Oregon for three years and not one damn Bigfoot Assrape.
I hear he's not a backdoor man. :/
Dec 8th, 2003 01:26 PM
mburbank You know what? I lived in Portalnd Oregon for three years and not one damn Bigfoot Assrape.
Dec 8th, 2003 01:12 PM
Cosmo Electrolux oh yeah...having a heart attack and freezing to death only yards away from your back door. It could be worse, Max..you could live int he pacific northwest and be assraped by a bigfoot while waiting for death's sweet, sweet release.
Dec 8th, 2003 01:08 PM
mburbank Cordie is only three, so I figure I have a whole year to get my cholesterol up and REALLY get out of shape before I attempt something I haven't done much of since I was eighteen. I'm thinking a stroke or heart attack would be a great prelude to freezing to death.
Dec 8th, 2003 12:59 PM
Buffalo Tom
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Originally Posted by mburbank
When I was a lad your age, I used to cross country ski almost every day there was snow on the ground. I currently do not even own a pair of skis. When my children are a little older, I will teach them and in a foolhardy attempt to recapture my childhood break an ankle and freeze to death less than a mile out on a pre-cut trail.
That's the spirit!
Dec 8th, 2003 12:25 PM
mburbank I am too old for fun. A huge snow storm for me means hours of backbreaking shoveling so I can get to work and squeeze my crushed dreams for a little more green.



I kid of course. Bitterness IS fun.


When I was a lad your age, I used to cross country ski almost every day there was snow on the ground. I currently do not even own a pair of skis. When my children are a little older, I will teach them and in a foolhardy attempt to recapture my childhood break an ankle and freeze to death less than a mile out on a pre-cut trail.
Dec 8th, 2003 11:10 AM
Snatchtastic
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It fucking rained up at crystal yesterday And I fucking scraped a big chunk of rock into my board.

Next time I'm going to Baker.
Dec 8th, 2003 10:49 AM
Buffalo Tom
Re: Three FEET of Snow.

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Originally Posted by mburbank
That's right, friends and neighbors. The Witch City got three feet of snow.
You lucky bastard. Everyone is getting snow except Toronto.

Oh, yea gods, to grant such epic snowboarding conditions to those who don't appreciate it is a crime.
Dec 8th, 2003 10:27 AM
mburbank See when I said Metaphetamines, I was just making an educated guess.
Dec 8th, 2003 10:18 AM
GothNAPrepsBody shit Ill pay better atention when I'm not trying to get my kid to sleep over a damn phon but I really do like dangerous toys whats it off of anyway
Dec 8th, 2003 10:15 AM
pjalne
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Originally Posted by GothNAPrepsBody
I like road signs

When Im on the fuckin road!
Good thing there wasn't a single road sign in my post then.
Dec 8th, 2003 10:14 AM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by GothNAPrepsBody
I go through more in a day than yall have to deal with in a life time
I doubt you get slapped in the face that many times a day.
Dec 8th, 2003 10:13 AM
executioneer WELL I'V ENEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN ALL MY LIFE YOU ARE SUCH A JERK GOTHIN A PRENPS BODY

-willie
Dec 8th, 2003 10:12 AM
GothNAPrepsBody I like road signs

When Im on the fuckin road!
Dec 8th, 2003 10:10 AM
pjalne
Dec 8th, 2003 10:07 AM
GothNAPrepsBody to keep and idiot busy put a quote option on threads hmm mockery dude you did him well
Dec 8th, 2003 10:05 AM
executioneer
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Lay off the metaphetamines, idiot.
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I go through more in a day than yall have in a life time


-willie
Dec 8th, 2003 09:59 AM
GothNAPrepsBody I'll do what the fuck -I- want I go through more in a day than yall have to deal with in a life time I have the right to free dom
Dec 8th, 2003 09:57 AM
mburbank Lay off the metaphetamines, idiot.
Dec 8th, 2003 09:55 AM
GothNAPrepsBody Nor would you oh shit you aint funny annyway . The mockwars is for this shit so post it there not here
Dec 8th, 2003 09:53 AM
executioneer you wouldn't be NEARLY so funny if you were coherent

-willie
Dec 8th, 2003 09:39 AM
GothNAPrepsBody "OSNAP" Ive ward him long ago Im sorry to dissapoint you but hes no challenge at all
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