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Jan 12th, 2004 06:47 AM
MEATMAN Are you using the "royal" we? Because if you are, you're right.
Dec 18th, 2003 06:16 PM
Stoppa
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Guys, listen. There's obvously no getting through to this guy. You're only bashing your head against the wall. If we ignore his posts and threads, he'll go away. Okay? So no one post in the thread again. Unless it's Stoppa, who will surely smite me with another one of his bullet-proof combacks.

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I'm not witty or intelligent enough to handle Stoppa in the manner in which you are SUPPOSED to handle people on the net, with wit and intellect, and to be quite honest, I don't really think you silly sumbitches can either. So I think we should all ignore him, and hope he get's tired of being more intelligent, talented, hot, and all-together greater than we are. Collectively.

God, we suck don't we?
Dec 17th, 2003 02:53 PM
Nerd Guys, listen. There's obvously no getting through to this guy. You're only bashing your head against the wall. If we ignore his posts and threads, he'll go away. Okay? So no one post in the thread again. Unless it's Stoppa, who will surely smite me with another one of his bullet-proof combacks.
Dec 17th, 2003 01:15 PM
Tubesock Stoppa, if your down-syndrome fingers can't type quote tags properly then you shouldn't be anywhere near a computer. Go back to bed so your grandpa can molest your purty, whitebread ass again.

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Originally Posted by Tubesock

You mispelt punctuation. I guess that blows your "MY ENGLI$h sk1LLz R BETER TAHN TUBESOCK" theory.



I meant to do that. (It's good to see that you know the address to dictionary.com, though)
I guess you also meant to include your comments in my quote. If that's the case, I was wrong. You're not a retard. You're a MAJOR FUCKING retard.


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By the way, you're still an inbred retard. And Hitler was right. We should kill all inbred retards.



Actually, Hitler wanted to kill everyone who wasn't blonde haired/blue eyed. The "perfect Aryan". Thusly, after killing both your grandmother and grandfather after noticing the abnormally close proximity of thier eyes (I got 10 that says he doesn't "get" that one), he'd have shot himself in the damn head. For alas, he was neither blonde, nor blue eyed.

Not a history major, huh?
Wow! A history graduate just proved the error of my ways with a magical history lesson! Isn't that special! He sure showed me! AND WITH HISTORY! I guess for your next trick you'll pull Jesus out of your anus to teach me the real meaning of Christmas! I can just imagine you with your pretend hot chick using history in everyday circumstances.

Pretend Hot Chick: Oh my god, Stoppa! Your Porche broke down! And there's no tow trucks in sight! How are you ever going to fix it?
Stoppa: Don't worry, Pretend Hot Chick! We'll use the power of HISTORY!
Pretend Hot Chick: If I was real, I'd kick you in the nads.

In any case, it doesn't change the fact that you're... STILL A RETARD!!! But just to satisfy you and every history professor reading this forum, I'll change my comments: John Boorman was right. We should kill all inbred retards.

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You're right! I am very jealous of your ability to bullshit people on a forum at the arse-end of the universe in thinking you're a superstud! How could I be so dumb in thinking otherwise?

Arse-end.

No wonder your a moron with poor grammar skills. You're obviously from either Western Europe or an damn Aussie.
And you're a poster-boy for intelligence, right? Yeah, that was obvious from your lack of ability to quote properly and your Steve Austin-inspired signature. Cause, hey, most studly history nerds who drive porches and idolise Steve Austin are the portrait of high intelligence.

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Yeah. THERE'S a witty response.
And THERE'S a shitty response. But luckily, it was the first response you didn't include in my quotes. It's too late though, cause you're a cum-guzzling dipshit and nothing will change that!


Face facts, Stoppa. You're not a super-stud and you never will be. You're just a retarded history geek who loves pro-wrestling and getting anally fucked by your grandpa. The sooner you realise that, the better.
Dec 16th, 2003 10:46 PM
Stoppa I don't know about THAT.

Let's give your parents thier just due.

Mike P won't exactly make the "Beautiful People" list.

And trust me, fuckwad, there was never any chance I WASN'T going to continue.
Dec 16th, 2003 10:43 PM
Mike P
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*cough* MissFAT *cough*
I'm sorry to interrupt, but this has got to be the most childish and horrible attempt to comically butcher a name of any kind ever. Continue.
Dec 16th, 2003 10:01 PM
Stoppa Then you showed up.

Shit.

We were SO close too, huh?
Dec 16th, 2003 08:59 PM
Big Papa Goat
Dec 16th, 2003 08:35 PM
Stoppa
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Originally Posted by MisSFiT
Are you going to put up a fucking picture of yourself, or are you going to keep avoiding the question because you in fact are an IMBRED PEICE OF SHIT.

So what's the deal?
O.K. you are a middle aged fat ass that has never had a girlfriend and jacks off to pictures of 300 pound women fucking horses and midgets.
You contemplate killing yourself daily because your life has been nothing but hell because your Uncle fondled you your whole childhood and most of your teenage life.

So.....

DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DO IT ALREADY!!!!

edit: Did I metion you are IMBRED?

Sorry, Fat Alberta, I'm not so insecure that I need the opinions of millions of online losers, like some people who I won't mention.

*cough* MissFAT *cough*

What?

Oh yes, I'm glad I brought up the word mention.

You misspelled if in your previous post, where you were arrogantly flaunting, not only your inability to spell, but your refusal to learn when corrected.


Fat...a whore...stupid...no life other than the net...rejected from all sides...

Man...God really fucked you over, huh?
Dec 16th, 2003 08:30 PM
Stoppa
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Originally Posted by Stoppa
An inbred who has superior diction, puntutation, and sentence structure than your retadrerddredaderdd ass does.
You mispelt punctuation. I guess that blows your "MY ENGLI$h sk1LLz R BETER TAHN TUBESOCK" theory.



I meant to do that. (It's good to see that you know the address to dictionary.com, though)




By the way, you're still an inbred retard. And Hitler was right. We should kill all inbred retards.



Actually, Hitler wanted to kill everyone who wasn't blonde haired/blue eyed. The "perfect Aryan". Thusly, after killing both your grandmother and grandfather after noticing the abnormally close proximity of thier eyes (I got 10 that says he doesn't "get" that one), he'd have shot himself in the damn head. For alas, he was neither blonde, nor blue eyed.

Not a history major, huh?

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If this is the best you sad pieces of shit have to offer, no wonder you're so very jealous of me and greatness.
You're right! I am very jealous of your ability to bullshit people on a forum at the arse-end of the universe in thinking you're a superstud! How could I be so dumb in thinking otherwise?




Arse-end.

No wonder your a moron with poor grammar skills. You're obviously from either Western Europe or an damn Aussie.

Now off you go to your Magic: The Gathering meeting.

Yeah. THERE'S a witty response.


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This thread is completely useless and contributes nothing to the community.

Kinda' sums up your whole existence on the net, doesn't it, fuckstick?[/quote]
Dec 16th, 2003 03:39 PM
liquidstatik This thread is completely useless and contributes nothing to the community.
Dec 16th, 2003 03:14 PM
Tubesock
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Originally Posted by Stoppa
An inbred who has superior diction, puntutation, and sentence structure than your retadrerddredaderdd ass does.
You mispelt punctuation. I guess that blows your "MY ENGLI$h sk1LLz R BETER TAHN TUBESOCK" theory.

By the way, you're still an inbred retard. And Hitler was right. We should kill all inbred retards.

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If this is the best you sad pieces of shit have to offer, no wonder you're so very jealous of me and greatness.
You're right! I am very jealous of your ability to bullshit people on a forum at the arse-end of the universe in thinking you're a superstud! How could I be so dumb in thinking otherwise?

Now off you go to your Magic: The Gathering meeting.
Dec 16th, 2003 05:22 AM
MK IV EDIT: Oops, I'll pretend I didnt.
Dec 16th, 2003 01:52 AM
Big Papa Goat EDIT: I hope no one reads this.
Dec 16th, 2003 01:47 AM
MisSFiT Are you going to put up a fucking picture of yourself, or are you going to keep avoiding the question because you in fact are an IMBRED PEICE OF SHIT.

So what's the deal?
O.K. you are a middle aged fat ass that has never had a girlfriend and jacks off to pictures of 300 pound women fucking horses and midgets.
You contemplate killing yourself daily because your life has been nothing but hell because your Uncle fondled you your whole childhood and most of your teenage life.

So.....

DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DO IT ALREADY!!!!

edit: Did I metion you are IMBRED?
Dec 15th, 2003 10:53 PM
Stoppa Yes, I too agree that that is an appropriate name for what I've been doing to you sad, simple sumbitches the last few weeks.

But I think I've verbally raped you all enough that reiterating it 100 times isn't necessary.

(So sad. I've out-witted and out-classed you all to the point that you no longer reply, you just respond with SPAM. I win. You may go now)
Dec 15th, 2003 10:42 PM
Nerd
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Dec 15th, 2003 10:37 PM
Stoppa
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Originally Posted by MisSFiT
Like I said a thousand times before, why don't you put a picture of yourself up so we can ALL admire your said greatness?

Or we are going to have resort to seeing you as the imbred peice of shit that you are.

You people are hillarious.

I'm an "IMBRED PEICE", huh?

As a general rule, Pizza the Hut, you shouldn't be making degrading remarks about a persons heritage when you yourself aren't able to spell the insult correctly.

iNbred
pIEce

My god.

Just give up.

I now own this board.

You've bitch-slapped yourdamnselves.
Dec 15th, 2003 08:28 PM
MisSFiT Like I said a thousand times before, why don't you put a picture of yourself up so we can ALL admire your said greatness?

Or we are going to have resort to seeing you as the imbred peice of shit that you are.
Dec 15th, 2003 03:43 PM
Stoppa An inbred who has superior diction, puntutation, and sentence structure than your retadrerddredaderdd ass does.

If this is the best you sad pieces of shit have to offer, no wonder you're so very jealous of me and greatness.

MissFAT, I will look at the thread.

I'm interested in seeing what some of your ex's that survived the mating and gestation period have to say.

(Should I CnP a definition of gestation for you ignorant bastards?)
Dec 15th, 2003 12:39 PM
Tubesock
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Originally Posted by Stoppa
And on THAT note...

from here on out, before you refer to me as "inbred", make sure you can spell the RETARDED correctly.
Who cares? You're still an inbred.
Dec 15th, 2003 12:24 PM
MisSFiT Hey Stoppa
There is a topic in the Loveline Forum that you may be able to help with.
"Do tards have sex?"

If you could help out that would be greatly appreciated!
Thanks!
Dec 15th, 2003 03:46 AM
Stoppa
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It means you're a fuckwit who can't read sentences consisting of more than 2 syllables, without breakin' out the Dramamine and barf bags.
No, no, you misunderstand, my inbred friend. I could read it perfectly. Only problem was it was such a shambolic collection of gibberish that I couldn't understand what the fuck you were talking about. Since you're retared, I can understand why you didn't understand
that.

And on THAT note...

from here on out, before you refer to me as "inbred", make sure you can spell the RETARDED correctly.

And yes, MissFAT, your jelly-filled ass lives, breathes, and orgasms to my posts.

Well..my posts, and those three Whopper Value Meals you've been eating since you started your diet.

Oh yeah, I meant to ask this already...

What's it like to have the word "Cadbury" tatooed on your ass?
Dec 14th, 2003 10:40 PM
Big Papa Goat
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I would also like to let you know that everything you write doesn't get to me like you would like it to.
Dec 14th, 2003 10:01 PM
Tubesock
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Originally Posted by Stoppa
It means you're a fuckwit who can't read sentences consisting of more than 2 syllables, without breakin' out the Dramamine and barf bags.
No, no, you misunderstand, my inbred friend. I could read it perfectly. Only problem was it was such a shambolic collection of gibberish that I couldn't understand what the fuck you were talking about. Since you're retared, I can understand why you didn't understand that.
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