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| Dec 14th, 2003 03:22 PM | |||||
| Mike P | Believe me, I'm going to try my damnedest to watch the remaining shows. | ||||
| Dec 14th, 2003 04:11 AM | |||||
| Jixby Phillips |
Sweet fucking jesus christ mary and joeseph you've never watched MST3K (the show?)?? i was fucking 9 when I started watching it. http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=8328 Fucking watch it while you still can, you poor dope. |
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| Dec 13th, 2003 10:38 PM | |||||
| Mike P |
Actually, I read reviews of them and tracked down copies of the actual tapes. I never watched MST3K when it was on because I was too young... the first MST3K thing I saw was the movie about a year ago. EDIT: Wait, is it still on? As far as I can tell, it's not... |
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| Dec 13th, 2003 10:22 PM | |||||
| Supafly345 |
Those are just movies you saw off MST3K. 
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| Dec 13th, 2003 09:56 PM | |||||
| Mike P |
I know a few Christmas movies, but they're not really horror... they're more like B-Movies: "Santa Claus", Mexican, where he must thwart Satan's son to save Christmas. "Santa Claus Vs the Martians", Martians kidnap Santa to bring Christmas to Mars. These are good for a laugh, if anything. |
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| Dec 12th, 2003 05:31 PM | |||||
| Mockery | The Christmas Season Massacre looks pretty damned interesting actually. Damn, I wish I had time to get it and review it for the site this month. | ||||
| Dec 12th, 2003 05:08 PM | |||||
| O71394658 | I've never seen these, but here are a few. | ||||
| Dec 12th, 2003 04:43 PM | |||||
| Jixby Phillips |
http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/488.html I found this on Christmas Evil. |
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| Dec 12th, 2003 04:09 PM | |||||
| SLjimbo | I remember X-E doing a review for Christmas Evil awhile back, but I think it's down though. | ||||
| Dec 12th, 2003 02:09 PM | |||||
| Zbu Manowar |
Watch the sequel. Not only does he impale a Mafiaso with an umbrella (and not get hunted down in retribution), he blows up a guy's eyes by sticking his head in between the terminals of a car battery then goes on a killing spree...and then doesn't get shot down by the police shortly afterward?? Must be the eyebrows. |
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| Dec 12th, 2003 11:28 AM | |||||
| Cap'n Crunch |
Silent Night Deadly Night is awesome.  He shoves the girl through the deer's antlers.
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| Dec 12th, 2003 04:18 AM | |||||
| executioneer |
it's listed on IMDB as horror and IMDB IS NEVER WRONG  -willie |
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| Dec 12th, 2003 03:37 AM | |||||
| James |
NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS I don't care if it's not technically horror. But fuck, it's gonna be on the list.
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| Dec 12th, 2003 01:35 AM | |||||
| executioneer |
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117549/ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316352/ :/ -willie |
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| Dec 12th, 2003 01:17 AM | |||||
| Zbu Manowar |
Rog, You can make a good minimock out of these flicks. While the first does have its moments despite being on a very low budget, the second is a recapped version with about an half an hour of original footage...that not even the makers take seriously as shown on their commentary track. $13.20 with shipping and well worth a good laugh. |
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| Dec 12th, 2003 01:07 AM | |||||
| Mockery |
Re: Christmas Horror Quote:
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-RoG- |
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| Dec 11th, 2003 11:12 AM | |||||
| James |
Nightmare Before Christmas. 
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| Dec 11th, 2003 04:06 AM | |||||
| Mad Melvin | santa with muscles. Now THATS horror. | ||||
| Dec 11th, 2003 03:25 AM | |||||
| Jixby Phillips |
Christmas Horror What are some good Christmas Horror films. ELVES: I saw this about a year ago, I wrote a review for it: http://www.i-mockery.com/moviereview...led.asp?ID=345 I should rewrite the review, so that at the end of the second paragraph in the review I can add "Talk about a BAD SANTA!" because I'm all topical and shit. JACK FROST: Just read the new article. http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Jack-Frost There's a sequel, and a few years ago on Christmas Eve I rented it and had a bunch of my family watch it at my cousin's house. They were mostly drunk, and we had a great time. CHRISTMAS EVIL: I own this on DVD. It has been reissued by Troma not too long ago. It's John Water's favorite Christmas film. It's about this insane guy who is obsessed with Santa because he saw his father eating his mother out while he was dressed as him. He begins to assume the role of Santa, keeping a list of naughty boys and girls in the neighborhood. He is eventually driven to kill some especially naughty people, setting him off on a murder spree. From what I remember he doesn't really kill any kids, mostly parents. And the ending is wonderfully absurd. SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT: Sadly, I have never seen a single film in the Silent Night, Deadly Night series. I think there's like 5 of them. GREMLINS: Shouldn't really be included on this list, because it's too good of a movie. Are there any more good (bad) ones? |
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