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Dec 14th, 2003 04:19 AM
Sethomas You can think seven average thoughts on the caloric intake of a single Cheerio.

Dream away, lardasses!
Dec 14th, 2003 02:50 AM
Big Papa Goat
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
I think we already burn fat while we sleep. We use energy while we sleep, so... :/
But catabolism slows down, since we don't need as much energy, and anabolism speeds up or something like that. Besides, fat is never burned when carbohydrates are present anyway. Although I guess you wouldn't have many carbohydrates available if you haven't eaten for a while before going to sleep. :/
Dec 14th, 2003 01:32 AM
Suck 'n' Fuck If you use energy while you sleep, TAKE A FUCKING NAP, YOU FAT FUCK!
Dec 14th, 2003 12:29 AM
Jeanette X I think we already burn fat while we sleep. We use energy while we sleep, so... :/
Dec 13th, 2003 11:45 PM
MisSFiT
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot
Try the new Ass Glide! Now with a thirty day money back posibility!
I think Ass Glide is something you can only get at your local Adult Mart.
And I don't think you can get your money back once it's unsealed and out of the package.
Dec 13th, 2003 07:47 PM
Supafly345 A dildo wasn't an electric blanket that you wrapped yourself in and turned up to 11 to sleep the pounds away.
Dec 13th, 2003 07:19 PM
Evil Robot No, I belive that device was called the "dildo".
Dec 13th, 2003 07:16 PM
Supafly345 Wasn't this product called the "Dormatron" that used electric-bio-rythmic-subconcious-gymnastics to burn the pounds away while you get a relaxing nights sleep? Lazlow promoted it you know.
Dec 13th, 2003 06:25 PM
Spooky SO THAT WAS AL ROKERS SECRET
Dec 13th, 2003 06:15 PM
Anonymous uhh I think maybe anything that's an empty calorie? I dunno.. like pickles and popcorn
Dec 13th, 2003 06:15 PM
Big McLargehuge I think you mean tree bark.
Dec 13th, 2003 06:14 PM
Esuohlim Celery
Dec 13th, 2003 06:13 PM
Evil Robot Is there such thing as a food that actually requires more energy to chew and digest then it produces?
Dec 13th, 2003 06:12 PM
Jixby Phillips I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COMPUTORS EXCEPT OF COURSE THE ONE WE GOT A HOME
Dec 13th, 2003 06:12 PM
noob3 cool
Dec 13th, 2003 06:11 PM
Protoclown I GOT EMAILS ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF
Dec 13th, 2003 06:10 PM
Evil Robot Try the new Ass Glide! Now with a thirty day money back posibility!
Dec 13th, 2003 06:02 PM
Mockery
BURN FAT WHILE YOU SLEEP!

...IN A BLAZING FIRE!


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