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| Dec 23rd, 2003 04:12 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
The full theme's about 3 minutes long and the cut one is about 1 minute. First class! Yo, this is bad! Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass! Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like? Hmm, this might be all right... And so on. :< Woah nelly, this post is gay. |
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| Dec 23rd, 2003 01:08 PM | ||
| Krythor | I've seen one episode in the UK with that verse added in; which is strange since they usually cut the first scene for time. You can tell because there's still audience laughter over the first few beats of the theme tune. | |
| Dec 23rd, 2003 04:19 AM | ||
| Ghost of Fraiser |
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| Dec 23rd, 2003 04:11 AM | ||
| MK IV |
I dont think they ever showed that verse in the uk, I hope im not missing anything good 
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| Dec 23rd, 2003 04:01 AM | ||
| Spooky | I purposly left the verse about the airport and almost getting arrested. :/ | |
| Dec 23rd, 2003 03:59 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
I mean for the Fresh Prince theme They cut it out of most reruns They got rid of it I think after the first or second season I forgot what it was about but hes on a plan or hes in a limo or hes in a resturant and hes either dreaming or hes not but thats what it is. |
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| Dec 23rd, 2003 03:56 AM | ||
| Ghost of Fraiser | You Forgot the one where vanillia ice tea cube says "Fuck tha police, it's turtle time" | |
| Dec 23rd, 2003 03:43 AM | ||
| MK IV |
Thanks Jixby  Wait Jixby :/ Are you sure
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| Dec 22nd, 2003 09:29 AM | ||
| glowbelly | shimmyeed made me giggle too | |
| Dec 22nd, 2003 05:51 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | You left out a verse | |
| Dec 22nd, 2003 04:31 AM | ||
| MK IV |
Teenage mutant ninja turtles On the half shell they're the heroes four In this day and age who could ask for more The crime wave is high With muggings mysterious All police and defectives are furious Cause they can't find the source Of this lethally evil force This is serious so give me a quarter I was a witness Get me a reporter Call April O'Neil in on this case You better hurry up there's no time to waste We need help like quick on the double Have pity on the city 'cause man it's in trouble We need heroes like the Lone Ranger When Tonto come pronto when there was danger They didn't say "We'd be there in half an hour" 'Cause they displayed Turtle power T-u-r-t-l-e power T-u-r-t-l-e power T-u-r-t-l-e power Now our ace reporter was hot on the trail Determined to put these crooks in jail She spied the bad guys and saw what happened But before she knew it she fell in a trap and Got caught yes she was all alone With no friends and no phone Now this was beyond her worst dreams 'Cause she was cornered by some wayward teens Headed by Shredder they were anything but good Misguided, unloved, they called 'em "the foot" They could terrorize and be angry youth and They'd mug the people who needed proof Then from out of the dark come an awesome sound Shouted "Cowabunga" as they hit the ground From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower 'Cause they possessed Turtle power T-u-r-t-l-e power T-u-r-t-l-e power T-u-r-t-l-e power When you stand for what you believe in And find the strength to do what's right That's turtle power Heroes on the half shell they're on a mission When there's a battle got the enemy wishin' That they stayed at home instead of fightin' These ninja masters with moves like lightning They were once normal but now they're mutants Splinter's the teacher so they are the students Leonardo, Michaelangelo and Donatello Make up the team with one other fellow Raphael he's the leader of the group Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop Pizza's the food that'ss sure to please These ninjas are in to pepperoni and cheese Back to the story it's not hard to find Ninja's not just of the body but of the mind Those were the words that the master instructed But a letter from Shredder had Splinter abducted That was the last straw Spring into action Step on "the foot" Now they're gonna lose traction Now this is for real so you fight for justice Your shell is hard so you shout "They can't dust us" Off like some old coffee table Since you've been born you've been willing and able To defeat the sneak Protect the weak Fight for rights and your freedom to speak Now the villain is chillin' So you make a stand Back to the wall Put your sword in your hand Remember the words of your teacher, your master Evil moves fast but good moves faster Than light shining for your illumination Good versus evil equals confrontation So when you're in trouble Don't give in and go sour Try to rely on your Turtle power T-u-r-t-l-e power T-u-r-t-l-e power T-u-r-t-l-e power |
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| Dec 19th, 2003 08:44 PM | ||
| Command Prompt | I like the thread about the sandwich better. | |
| Dec 19th, 2003 08:33 PM | ||
| Spooky | you guys are destroying my big willie style thread | |
| Dec 19th, 2003 07:33 PM | ||
| Retro Man |
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| Dec 19th, 2003 05:20 PM | ||
| Schimid | I'M GLAD SOMEONE GOT IT :[ | |
| Dec 19th, 2003 05:17 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
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| Dec 19th, 2003 04:48 PM | ||
| Command Prompt |
JESUS CHRIST SERIOUSLY SHUT UP |
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| Dec 19th, 2003 04:40 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes... Fake punk-ass bitches... Do you know what i mean Vern? Fuckin'em up like this, Vern... $hort Dog's in the house, bitch! She's a punk-ass bitch, hoe, tramp and a slut Took her to the hotel just to fuck Last night she licked all on my balls Pussy got wet like Niagara-falls Dropped my drawls and bitch said: ";Shit!"; Skinny mothafucka with a fat-ass dick It's like a T-P-treatment, tongue so fast From the tip of my head to the crack of my ass She got busy so I called to the crew You bitches know what to do Hoes try to front like they ain't no tramps Try to get that pussy and she say you can't Me and my partners we got that game Check a square-ass bitch and make her throw that thang You wine and dine that nasty freak Dropped her off and got a kiss on cheek You never even know how she ran in the home Jumped on the phone and started to burnin' me out She kept beepin' so I made the call Bitch on the phone jackin' off Sounded like she was havin' fun Playin' with her pearl tongue I said: ";Bitch, I'm on my way!"; I givit to you, homeboy, play by play She had on polkadots with miniskirt Jumped in the car straight went to work I must to bust two nuts back to back Never seen a bitch work head like that She had me jumpin' out of my seat Workin' her jaws to the beat She was a good dicksucker, I can't lie Sucked so good I thought IЎЇd die Bitch blew me up and blew me down All the way back to the Oakland-town Baby started to singin': ";I love you!"; Tellin' me things she wanted to do If I needed some money come to her Everythin' I want is everythin' I'm worth And you know what I said? I told the bitch I said: ";Bitch, I'm rich!"; Fuck these hoes, man... I ain't trippin'...I'm like Al... Long-hair suckers... I know you're fine, bitch But you got no cash you need to get a job But your lazy-ass try to juice me up I ain't no punk I put you in the rap with some serious funk I wouldn't buy you a car, no diamonds and shit All the time talkin' about your fake-ass gifts George bought you a ring, John bought you a chain Bitch, I'm buyin' you an ounce of this game You better take it and shut the fuck up Stop runnin' your mouth like a sucka Cause you's a punk bitch It shows a mile away Everythin' you do and everythin' you say Makes you a punk bitch, no good, no doubt All I gotta do is stick a dick in your mouth Wanna give up the pussy, bitch, I'll pass You're too slim, I like your mama's ass Pops came home, came up short found me in the backroom, fuckin'em both Now I'm the stepdaddy and the son in law You call me Too $hort they call me too raw I creep out one room into the next Nothin' goin' on but some serious sex Some of these hoes might think I'm played Bald-head bitch need some dookie braids Cause that nappy-hair don't even hit What's cookin' in the kitchen on the back of your neck Like you burned the rise and wanna front on me You could never fuck with $hort, baby I'm from the O-A-K-L-A-N-D I slap you in the face with reality These punk-ass hoes out here is sick Have ya walkin round with a drippy dick So beautiful fine young thang To get that cock was just like a dream But now three days later ask Kool Moe You feel the burnin' sensation down below You're a true blue victim of a punk-ass bitch Thought she was a square and she gave you the shit So for all you hoes that live like this All the homies in the house say: ";punk-ass bitch!"; |
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| Dec 19th, 2003 04:34 PM | ||
| Command Prompt |
HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH PLEASE SHUT UP 
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| Dec 19th, 2003 04:29 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
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| Dec 19th, 2003 03:24 PM | ||
| Schimid |
MY COMPUTER USES TRES 
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| Dec 19th, 2003 03:23 PM | ||
| Retro Man |
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| Dec 19th, 2003 03:20 PM | ||
| executioneer |
not all of us have to stop posting because we're at work -willie |
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| Dec 19th, 2003 03:20 PM | ||
| Pope Johnny |
Evil Robot works in a garage Can you work on my pope-mobile?
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| Dec 19th, 2003 03:19 PM | ||
| Retro Man |
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