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Dec 26th, 2003 06:52 PM
Command Prompt Okay stop agreeing with me.
Dec 26th, 2003 01:33 AM
sadie i didn't say my friend is happy. or adjusted. but she's no longer displaying slutacious behavior. too bad about her husband, though. he was recently fired from his law firm--and will probably soon be disbarred--for sleeping with a client.
Dec 26th, 2003 01:15 AM
Command Prompt Thanks for agreeing

British lasses are a cut above, a bit reserved socially but fire in the bedroom

I may be pretty, but I am no lass, love.
Dec 25th, 2003 07:52 PM
Slinky Ferret Is C a girl? Oops!

Okay lets look at things this way.

1. I'm not a slut.
2. I'm not a slut.

Okay now we have that out of the way I wish to make the following observations for you to read into and twist as you see fit.

1. This girl is having what can be referred to as a rebound. This can often happen after a relationship and is part of the process of getting over someone. However, I wish to point out that it is not a good method of getting over your ex. But it can be a fun way.

2. Men can go out, pull a bird and shag her and the next night do the same all over again with another one. However if women do this they are a slut.

3. Not all rebounds need to require three blokes and tons of casual sex. What this girl probably really needs is a hug and someone to listen to her. A couple of bottles on wine might help too.

4. She is probably using sex as a way of making herself feel more attractive again, her self esteem is probably pretty low.

5. I think sex is alot better in a relationship because then you can get to know what the other person really likes, rather than just a quickie against the wall outside a seedy nightclub (with at least two different lads). Now that is slutty.

Its most likely just a phase, she will most likely end up getting hurt too.
Dec 25th, 2003 01:57 PM
Command Prompt
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
If ANYBODY here needs a woman, it is me. I have whined the most, and the longest, so take a bloody number, Potato.
K THANKS BYE

Quote:
Originally Posted by sadie
she's a wife, mother of two, and reads her bible daily
WELL AS LONG AS SHE READS THE BIBLE I GUESS ITS OKAY. ONLY TWO KIDS? SHE PROBABLY COULD OF POPPED OUT A LOT MORE
Dec 25th, 2003 11:11 AM
AChimp C is jealous of anybody getting action.
Dec 25th, 2003 12:53 AM
sadie a friend of mine did the same thing. she was the only other virgin i knew when we were like nineteen, and after i slept with my boyfriend, whom i already intended to marry and did marry and was with for twelve years, she went into (what i consider) a humongous slut period. she had sex with probably thirty guys in about six months. now, she's a wife, mother of two, and reads her bible daily.
i think ms. ferret has a point, though. if your friend were a guy, c-person, would you feel the same?
Dec 25th, 2003 12:47 AM
AChimp SPAM.
Dec 24th, 2003 11:24 PM
Command Prompt www.thedailybull.ca
Dec 22nd, 2003 06:09 PM
AChimp You try too hard.
Dec 22nd, 2003 03:32 PM
Command Prompt TELL YOU WHAT BUDDY, YOU TRY IT FIRST, AND IF IT WORKS OUT WE WILL ALL FOLLOW.
Dec 22nd, 2003 08:12 AM
Dole I think this piece of general advice is always handy for people submitting genuine requests for help on this page: 'Kill your friends, family, then yourself'.
Dec 22nd, 2003 03:55 AM
ziggytrix POMEGRANATE
Dec 22nd, 2003 01:43 AM
Alphonse


BARK
Dec 22nd, 2003 01:17 AM
Protoclown I'm still waiting for Pluto to come into this at some point.
Dec 21st, 2003 11:01 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck Fuck her in the mouth too.
Dec 21st, 2003 10:58 PM
Command Prompt Slinky Ferret is a slut too!
Dec 21st, 2003 10:49 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck Fuck her in the ass.
Dec 21st, 2003 08:27 PM
camacazio Girls tend to change a lot coming out of their first relationships, especially long term ones. It's just who she is now.
Dec 21st, 2003 07:17 PM
Brandon
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
Try to score with her.
AGREED.
Dec 21st, 2003 07:00 PM
Cap'n Crunch SLOWLY TURN HER INTO A PROSTITUTE SO YOU ARE AT LEAST GETTING SOME MONEY OUT OF IT.
Dec 21st, 2003 06:52 PM
Slinky Ferret C it sounds like you're jealous! I wouldn't say this girl is a slut, I would say she's obviously making the most of her freedom. Sometimes a girl needs to feel wanted. Although there must be something wrong if she needs three blokes, it shows that they are all lousy and cannot fully satisfy her animal instinct.

But if she is still doing this in a couple of months time and everyone you know has had a go then she's a slut. You should be friends with someone even if they have a better sex life than you. Who knows, you may actually get to be the only one that can please her.
Dec 20th, 2003 08:07 PM
ItalianStereotype rape yourself. it's the only way.
Dec 20th, 2003 07:48 PM
AChimp Send her over to me, so I can score with her.
Dec 20th, 2003 06:58 PM
Command Prompt Coming from you, SHUT UP.
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