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Feb 25th, 2004 08:28 PM
Geggy hey i wonder what protoclown thinks of this thread now.
Feb 24th, 2004 08:56 AM
the_dudefather what about beavis and butthead do america, sure i found my copy without a box in a carpark, but its still a cool movie
Feb 21st, 2004 07:05 PM
PyramidHead 1) is based on a videogame
2)has a videogame released the same week the movie is released (matrix reloaded)
3)has any affiliation with MTV
Feb 21st, 2004 03:16 PM
bartman a) stars dmx
b) stars steven segal*
c) stars dmx and steven segal

*with exception of under siege as it had gary busey dressed as a woman
Feb 19th, 2004 10:24 AM
bigtimecow why did siskel have to die?
Feb 18th, 2004 02:16 AM
Sajuuk It had a bad um... prequel?
Feb 17th, 2004 11:14 AM
the_dudefather -if it features talking dogs (as the main selling point)
-if the poster features two people leaning towards each other looking smug (pretty woman style)
-if 'love' is in the title
-if it tries desperatly to introduce a new catchphrase into society


what is it with horror movies these days that you can pick out the survivors (and order the others die)by looking at the assembled cast of characters? when i was watching wrong turn i saw every death coming a mile away.
Feb 14th, 2004 04:02 PM
FartinMowler
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HOW YOU CAN TELL ITS A BAD THREAD

C++ STARTED TI OR *WHATEVER* HIS NAME IS :rolELEYS
Feb 14th, 2004 07:18 AM
Dole Any film described as a 're-imagining'
Any remake of a good old english movie done shit by americans (get carter, italian job etc)
...cant believe the coen brothers have remade the Ladykillers with tom fucking hanks!! GRRRR!!!
Feb 14th, 2004 04:18 AM
executioneer hey I thought signs was a pretty hgood movie you shut your mought

-willie
Feb 14th, 2004 02:58 AM
Drev HEY.....that last post was posted on Christmas!

his meaningless and pathetic bump of an old topic is brought to you by...Grandpa Stevie's Apple Cookies! If you want the best, then get Stevie's!
Dec 25th, 2003 02:06 PM
Command Prompt Jixby made me LOL
Dec 25th, 2003 03:15 AM
Jixby Phillips HOW YOU CAN TELL ITS A BAD THREAD

C++ STARTED TI OR *WHATEVER* HIS NAME IS :rolELEYS
Dec 25th, 2003 01:05 AM
Command Prompt I had a change of heart about that movie
Dec 25th, 2003 12:09 AM
Zbu Manowar You know any movie that uses the "Made by the people who produced/directed/peeped in/shitted out [POPULAR MOVIE!]" line is full of shit. Come on now, why should John Q. Public even fucking care about that shit? It's just a desperate attempt to pander to film nerds to get them to see a shitty movie on the cred of any other movie?

Who cares?
Dec 24th, 2003 10:03 PM
Mr. Vagiclean I think it gets pretty darn ugly when a commercial of a movie starts to make a sense its own as a seperate movie

That or may be one of those FAST fucking commercials where some shit blows up everydamn nano-second, every fucking cars flip at your face, all the strippers in Las Vegas crack some sexual innuendos while being accompanied by "The Rock" theme song while Ben Afflec says some stupid shit like, "You ready?" is a sure sign of a movie that has little or nothing to offer except some utterly pointless (see above)
Dec 23rd, 2003 09:21 PM
Drew Katsikas Parts of it were kind of fabricated fragmentism, so it was really a lame attempt at symbolism and/or disjunction. However, there were too many brilliant parts to deny it.
Dec 23rd, 2003 08:01 PM
Rongi I hate it when people look too deeply into symbolism. Which is why I've never really liked Lynch
Dec 23rd, 2003 07:57 PM
Krythor Punch Drunk Love was a great movie. The only Adam Sandler movie I've seen where I haven't once felt the urge to put my fist through the screen.

I heard something about how the scene with the car crash and the organ being dropped off was meant to represent something tragic happening later in the movie followed by something great. What a crock of shit.
Dec 23rd, 2003 07:39 PM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
THIS THREAD IS FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!!
I BET YOU WON'T BE SAYING THAT A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW!
Dec 23rd, 2003 06:26 PM
BlueOatmeal I liked Puch Drunk Love. I got all of it because I'm smart AND go to Starbucks so there :raspberry
Dec 23rd, 2003 06:19 PM
Protoclown THIS THREAD IS FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!!
Dec 23rd, 2003 06:18 PM
Mockery Nice try, Corky. Nice try.

Point is, you're often overexcited about the films after you first see them... then as time goes by you're more realistic about the quality of said films.
Dec 23rd, 2003 06:11 PM
Protoclown I STILL NEVER SAID IT WAS "FUCKING GREAT"
Dec 23rd, 2003 06:09 PM
FartinMowler I wish I could do a search to make fun of people.
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