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Dec 24th, 2003 07:08 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by JenMacca
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Originally Posted by Chojin
Could you get cancer, please?
I already DO. Happy now that you've insulted me?
Could you lie down in a tub full of batteries and munch packets of Equal to speed it up?
Dec 24th, 2003 03:14 PM
Mr. Vagiclean They can actually freeze those suckas out? fun
Dec 24th, 2003 02:35 PM
Spooky i demand you change your username. i'm jason, damnit.
Dec 24th, 2003 02:13 PM
Jason Sucks to be you than eh?
Dec 24th, 2003 01:50 PM
Matt Harty Don't say things like that because some people actually have cancer here and it's not funny.
Dec 24th, 2003 10:41 AM
Suck 'n' Fuck
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
one time i was all like "I got cancer ... in my butt" and my friend was like "maybe you should go sit on the toilet"

It wasn't funny because I'm gonna die sometime next year
Seriously? No, really. Seriously?
Dec 24th, 2003 05:31 AM
Jixby Phillips one time i was all like "I got cancer ... in my butt" and my friend was like "maybe you should go sit on the toilet"

It wasn't funny because I'm gonna die sometime next year
Dec 24th, 2003 05:23 AM
Dr. V Ah don't sweat it. if its one of those moles they'll just rip it out nerve and all. If it's melanoma then that's a different story. Wish you the best.
Dec 24th, 2003 03:40 AM
JenMacca
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Originally Posted by Chojin
Could you get cancer, please?
I already DO. Happy now that you've insulted me?
Dec 23rd, 2003 10:56 PM
Matt Harty
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Originally Posted by JenMacca
And as for those of you just saying "I have cancer : - (" just for the hell of saying it......it's not funny, those of us who've ever have it, or still do, don't think it's funny at all. Sorry to sound like a right bitch, but it's true.
NO I REALLY DO HAVE CANCER YOU RIGHT BITCH
Dec 23rd, 2003 03:51 PM
Anonymous Could you get cancer, please?
Dec 23rd, 2003 02:14 PM
JenMacca As long as you caught it somewhat early and get it treated before it spreads, you'll most likely be fine. I had a malignant mole on my shoulder removed a couple years ago....it's not that bad. Probablyk the worst part I'd have to say is getting the shots to numb it (it's especially bad if they go right into the center of the mole like they did with me, and it was incredibly sensitive as it was....)......after that, just make sure you don't watch while they're removing it....since they're on your back, I don't think that you'll have much of a problem with that. If it helps, usually they'll let you wear headphones and listen to music while they're working if it helps relax you. (Wish I'd done that.) But after they remove it, depending on which method of removal they did (if they freeze them off, laser, or the old fashioned way with a scalpel....that's how I had it done), you may or may not have to have stitches for a couple of weeks. I did, and it left a nasty scar (supposedly, it wasn't SUPPOSED to ), but other than that, you'll be fine, I'm pretty sure. It's fairly easy to remove, PROVIDED YOU CATCH IT EARLY. That is crucial. The sooner you get those removed, the sooner you won't have to worry about them anymore

And as for those of you just saying "I have cancer : - (" just for the hell of saying it......it's not funny, those of us who've ever have it, or still do, don't think it's funny at all. Sorry to sound like a right bitch, but it's true.
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:54 PM
liquidstatik
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
Sorry to hear that, Spooky. I hear that skin cancer is the easiest to get rid of though.
It's suppose to be. Although some, like the kind my mom had, their not able to cure. :o
Dec 23rd, 2003 01:21 AM
Supafly345 Several years ago we used to make referances to everything as cancer, this was developed from a joke when I passed someone Sweet n' Low and said "Cancer Please?" And for a year after that everything organic was called cancer.

Referances to cancer as anything other than abnormal cell growth stopped being funny eventually because I realized it really wasn't.
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:56 AM
Mike I had some cancer too one time but it went away when I took a shower.
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:55 AM
CastroMotorOil as long it is not basal cell melonoma, that shit can kill you if it get s malignant. Get to that doctor quick!
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:54 AM
Protoclown My dad had skin cancer about two years ago. He had to put some lotion on his face for a while but then it went away. I'm sure there was more to the treatment than that. But anyway, aside from having these bright red, easily noticable splotches on his face (that came from the treatment, not the cancer itself), it wasn't so bad and he's well past it now.
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:52 AM
Suck 'n' Fuck If I remember correctly, skin cancer patients have at least a 90% survival rate. The odds favour you, not that lump that hates your guts and wants to kill you. =)

Have fun with cancer. Name the lumps Lumpy.
Dec 23rd, 2003 12:49 AM
Cap'n Crunch FUN TO PLAY WITH NOT TO EAT

Dec 23rd, 2003 12:45 AM
Protoclown Sorry to hear that, Spooky. I hear that skin cancer is the easiest to get rid of though.
Dec 22nd, 2003 10:53 PM
Geggy it's an act of god, getting a tattoo is a sin
Dec 22nd, 2003 10:32 PM
Evil Robot In Russia, cancer gets you!
Dec 22nd, 2003 10:28 PM
Jixby Phillips

"Sorry."
Dec 22nd, 2003 10:28 PM
Matt Harty I was thinking of doing that... :/

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER GEMINI LOL !#
Dec 22nd, 2003 10:25 PM
MLE i'm a scorpio
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