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Dec 29th, 2003 05:23 PM
The One and Only... Maybe he's hoping I'll hang myself.
Dec 29th, 2003 04:32 PM
kellychaos Please don't give him the rope. He's thread-jacked about half the discussions in this forum and morphed them into some kind of an economics symposium.
Dec 29th, 2003 04:24 PM
Brandon STICK TO LAISSEZ-FAIRE CAPITALISM, KID. LEAVE THE HUMOR TO EVERYONE ELSE.
Dec 29th, 2003 03:46 PM
kellychaos OAO has made a pearl-like tumor begin in my brain.
Dec 29th, 2003 01:59 PM
El Blanco If Jesus was a Jew, how come he kept going to church?
Dec 29th, 2003 01:34 PM
Ronnie Raygun Jesus was a Jew.

Ahhhh. Now it all makes sense.
Dec 29th, 2003 02:36 AM
Big McLargehuge I saw Max's name in there, i just didn't reailize that you had added it.
Dec 28th, 2003 08:55 PM
El Blanco OAO, the secret to a good joke on the internet is brevity. If you cut'n'paste a five page thesis, people will lose interest before they start.

If you had simply linked to where you found this and highlighted some of the good stuff, it may have survived better.
Dec 28th, 2003 01:12 PM
The One and Only... As much as you guys are criticizing me for this, one would think I actually took this seriously.

You guys didn't even see my addition to the cut-n-paste.
Dec 28th, 2003 01:08 PM
ScruU2wice i seriously thought there was no one who could make this thread serious
Dec 28th, 2003 11:51 AM
Perndog Nerd.
Dec 28th, 2003 10:59 AM
Jeanette X Pearls are made when a grain of sand irritates the oyster. The oyster then coats it with smooth pearl stuff to lessen the irritation.

So yeah, it was a poor metaphor, but OAO's post definetely resembles a secretion from a diseased mullusk.
Dec 28th, 2003 04:53 AM
ziggytrix that's pearlshit!
Dec 28th, 2003 02:23 AM
Perndog OYSTERS MAKE PEARLS OUT OF PEARL STUFF NOT OUT OF BULLSHIT
Dec 28th, 2003 12:41 AM
Jeanette X That's how to make an effective lie. Take a tiny, teenie grain of truth, and then coat it in bullshit, like an oyster making a pearl.
It is the tiny grain of truth that makes stuff like this so dangerous, because it starts to seem credible to the reader.
Dec 28th, 2003 12:26 AM
Maverick Zero Unit
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zbu Manowar
Jew, non-Jew....I'm the guy with the gun.
Your not Ash.

Wow alot of this is a huge steaming pile of bull shit, but I must agree some is true, but twisted a bit to fit right.
Dec 27th, 2003 07:17 PM
The_Rorschach OAO do not post anything "fun" in the future. Especially when your fun is a step away from utterly illiterate.

Documents are not people, nor are people documents:

CUT FROM ABOVE!

( EUROPEAN DOCUMENTS THAT CRITICIZE THE JEWS

* St. John, Gospels, 60 AD
* Chaucer, 1300 AD
* Martin Luther, 1500
* William Shakespeare, 1600
* Nietchze, 1870
* Captain Osbey, 1890
* Henry Ford, 1921
* Adolph Hitler, 1925
* Julius Streicher, 1940
* George Lincoln Rockwell, 1965
* William Pierce, 1980
* David Duke, 1999

============

(9) JEWISH DOCUMENTS THAT CRITICIZE THE JEWS

* Freedman
* Israel Shahak
Dec 27th, 2003 03:38 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
Remember that scene with the monkeys at the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey? Ever notice how one of the monkeys hangs back and avoids the fighting? That was a Jewish monkey.
I thought that he was french. :/
Dec 27th, 2003 02:14 AM
camacazio Sorry, I don't speak spanish.
Dec 27th, 2003 12:47 AM
Jeanette X
Quote:
It was funny.
Lech ha'pess mi yezayen otcha, Ya man maniak.
Dec 26th, 2003 11:50 PM
Helm Chimp made me lol
Dec 26th, 2003 11:45 PM
Brandon
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeanette X
I don't know what's more pathetic, OAO's attempts to be smart, or his attempts to be funny. :/
Let's call it a draw.
Dec 26th, 2003 10:45 PM
Jeanette X I don't know what's more pathetic, OAO's attempts to be smart, or his attempts to be funny. :/
Dec 25th, 2003 02:32 AM
El Blanco Hey, I finally found out what Hannukha is all about.
Dec 25th, 2003 12:26 AM
Zbu Manowar Jew, non-Jew....I'm the guy with the gun.
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