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Mar 4th, 2004 07:50 PM
Drev Plz take mine
Mar 4th, 2004 07:31 PM
Jixby Phillips I am no longer taking questions.
Mar 4th, 2004 09:42 AM
phnompehn skeet stain
Mar 4th, 2004 09:34 AM
sadie geek
Mar 4th, 2004 09:17 AM
phnompehn I haven't received a satisfactory answer in other leading competetor's q/a threads, so I'll ask it here: what is the onomatopoeia for whistling?

Oh yeah, and what is the Java logical operator for "quite possibly"? I know or is ||, but what about the less certain of the operators? They need coding too.
Mar 4th, 2004 01:09 AM
Flynn Mr. Jixby, my question is: What the fuck?
Mar 3rd, 2004 12:28 AM
huond
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by huond
Why do I suck?
I think it has something to do with free will

I died
Mar 3rd, 2004 12:15 AM
Sajuuk
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by Sajuuk
Will Marilyn666 marry me?
I really don't know! Why would you ask me this!
Wrong answer try again.
Mar 3rd, 2004 12:11 AM
Comrade Rocket Jixby, do you think thats the Post Revolutionary War economy was better (in retrospect) to that of any devoloping nation today?
Mar 3rd, 2004 12:08 AM
Schimid umm its hard to say this jixby but i found someone else hope we can still be friends!!!
Mar 3rd, 2004 12:01 AM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
JIXBY WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE?
Like, Colgate or something

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Originally Posted by Sam
Do I have the option to ask you another question at a later time?
yeah

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Originally Posted by Schimid
jixby will you go to the fall dance with me
did i just get asked on a take-out date

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Originally Posted by Hobo Renee
Jixby, are you jealous that I'm going to see Kevin Smith at UC Berkeley?
not really

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Originally Posted by thebiggameover
will i get any action this weekend??
wtf i'm not a magic 8 ball!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Rez
jixby, is my signature appropriate commentary on the stadium sports fans of america?
is it about them being faggotslol

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Originally Posted by huond
Why do I suck?
I think it has something to do with free will
Mar 2nd, 2004 11:51 PM
huond Dearest Jixby,

Why do I suck?
Feb 27th, 2004 09:15 PM
Rez jixby, is my signature appropriate commentary on the stadium sports fans of america?
Feb 27th, 2004 09:06 PM
thebiggameover will i get any action this weekend??
Feb 27th, 2004 09:01 PM
Hobo Renee Jixby, are you jealous that I'm going to go see Kevin Smith at UC Berkeley?
Feb 27th, 2004 08:56 PM
Schimid jixby will you go to the fall dance with me
Feb 27th, 2004 08:04 PM
Sam Do I have the option to ask you another question at a later time?
Feb 27th, 2004 08:03 PM
Matt Harty JIXBY WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE?
Feb 27th, 2004 08:01 PM
Jixby Phillips














TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF

TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF

TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF

TOO MUCH FUNNY STUFF
Feb 27th, 2004 07:59 PM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE JIXBY? :D
I've used Pert Plus 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner since like the 4th grade.

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Originally Posted by Sam
Jixby, how big is your DVD collection?
445 discs (meaning counting individual disks per box set, etc). Jesus Christ. This doesn't include DVDs I've made.

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Originally Posted by agroskaterik
Mr. Jixby, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
How the heck would I know probably al lot

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Originally Posted by Pee Wee Herman
I AM BEING IGNORED BECAUSE I AM PAINFULLY STUPID AND I SUCK
wtf that's not a question
Feb 27th, 2004 06:03 PM
Pee Wee Herman Jixby, is it possibly to kill someone by fucking them to death?

Let's assume that STDs are not involved in any way.
Feb 27th, 2004 06:01 PM
agroskaterik Mr. Jixby, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Feb 27th, 2004 05:48 PM
Sam Jixby, how big is your DVD collection?
Feb 27th, 2004 05:44 PM
Matt Harty WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE JIXBY? :D
Feb 27th, 2004 05:41 PM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by Sajuuk
Will Marilyn666 marry me?
I really don't know! Why would you ask me this!

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Originally Posted by MEATMAN
Why is Alfred E. Neuman your avatar?
It is from the film "Up the Academy," which was sponsered by Mad Magazine. They wanted to compete with National Lampoon's making Animal House. Then, at the last minute they realized that the movie was shit, and Mad Magazine ordered that their name be dropped from the film (the full title was originally to be "Mad Magazine presents Up the Academy"). Also, a few small bits involving a live-action Alfred E. Newman had to be cut. When it was released on VHS, somebody fucked up and put out the version with all the mad magazine stuff in it. I found it at my video store and put it on DVD. I made a screencap and made it my avatar. For fun I guess.

Last night I was looking through a book my mom got me years ago called "MAD about the movies" which has a bunch of MAD magazine movie parodies, and it even includes a parody of Up the Academy.

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Originally Posted by sadie
jixby, jixby, wherefore art thou jixby?
I'm at my computor! lol!

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Originally Posted by Snatchtastic
Dear Jixby Phillips.

What is the one film coming out in the year 2004 that you are most anxious to see?
What is even coming out? The first thing that comes to my mind is that Anchorman movie with Will Ferrel. But everything I think is going to be great is shit.

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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Dear Mr. Jixby,

I was reading some rumors in various magazines and am wondering if you really are planning to tour again in '04?
what magazines what the heck, touring again? what am i a band or something? lol
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