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| Jan 15th, 2004 11:01 AM | ||
| mburbank | He was hoping chubby would give him the little tip. | |
| Jan 15th, 2004 01:04 AM | ||
| glowbelly | chubby would be the WRONG word to be using right about now. just giving you a little tip. | |
| Jan 14th, 2004 11:57 PM | ||
| Command Prompt |
I just read your minimock an hour a go. For the past hour I have been screaming at the top of my lungs and banging my head against the tile in my shower hoping that would get the images out of my head. Right now I'm seriously thinking of drilling a hole in my head and stabbing randomly, hopefully hitting the locus that has unfortunatley chemically stored the image of your chubby body in tight revealing pink clothing. I know you did that for EXACTLY this type of attention, but I have to say that is the single handedly most disturbing fucking thing I have EVER EVER seen. Congradulations, I love it. You owe me a meal at taco bell. |
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| Jan 14th, 2004 08:22 PM | ||
| Anonymous | i need a prescription for pleasure units. | |
| Jan 14th, 2004 08:14 PM | ||
| mburbank |
Why does milk go bad in the carton, but not in the cow? -Ryan Kitchens You know Ryan, I asked a cow that very same question once and you know what he told me? "MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMNED BUSINESS!" That Doc Bactine is one funny son of a bitch. |
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| Jan 14th, 2004 06:05 PM | ||
| noob3 | that's me too i suggest he dies aswell die die die | |
| Jan 14th, 2004 05:49 PM | ||
| Rongi |
I suggest you stick your fingers in the garbage disposal and then proceed to bash your head on the pavement. But that's me. |
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| Jan 14th, 2004 05:48 PM | ||
| SMN | what do u suggest? I'm open to change! | |
| Jan 14th, 2004 05:46 PM | ||
| Anonymous | To be fair, your signature does suck the high, hard one. | |
| Jan 14th, 2004 05:44 PM | ||
| SMN | just now I guess. (don't diss the siggy) | |
| Jan 14th, 2004 05:42 PM | ||
| Anonymous | Man. Homestar, Ghost Rider, FLAMES, Squigly, and a leet-speak reference, all in one package! When did you GET so cool? | |
| Jan 14th, 2004 05:41 PM | ||
| HickMan |
IT'S 'BOUT BLOODY TIME. Thanks, RoG. |
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| Jan 14th, 2004 05:07 PM | ||
| SMN | Methinks that The good doctor hates me, or he had too many visits to Mr. Daniels. | |
| Jan 14th, 2004 12:14 PM | ||
| noob3 |
was getting undressed today, and I realized I had a horn in the middle of my chest. I tried to cut it with a chainsaw, but firey sparks jumped everywhere and my head turned ablaze, leaving me four-degree burns. What should I do? -Belaus Here's the thing, Scooter, it's been a while since I was in med school, but back then there were only three degrees of burns. Beyond that I can only say dellusions are normal in Tertiary Syphillis so there's nothing to be concerned about here. the question made me laugh hard 
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| Jan 14th, 2004 11:11 AM | ||
| glowbelly |
DOCTOR I CAN WALK IN THE WATER AND MULTIPLY BREAD SLICES! WHAT IS HAPPENING???? -JC Anyone can walk in water, JC. It's called wading. If you couldn't, that might be a problem. As for the multiplying bread slices, it's abnormal. The good news is, I can treat a yeast infection. 
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| Jan 14th, 2004 10:24 AM | ||
| Anonymous | That was good, Neo. | |
| Jan 14th, 2004 10:14 AM | ||
| Matt Harty |
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| Jan 14th, 2004 10:08 AM | ||
| Mockery |
THE RETURN OF DOCTOR BACTINE! :O It's been a damned long time since his last visit, but the good Doctor Bactine has finally returned to answer some extremely important medical questions. Whether he'll return again soon remains to be seen, but at least you can take in some more knowledge from that backwoods medical genius for the time being.  THE RETURN OF DOCTOR BACTINE! http://www.I-Mockery.com/DoctorBactine Enjoy! -RoG- |
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