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| Jan 26th, 2004 03:58 PM | ||
| Sicktodeathmx |
Eh, the only reason she would feel bad at all is cause she will probably get too drunk, and be all stupid, and you won't like her anymore cause drunk girls can get really annoying. And I say this even though I drink every fucking night |
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| Jan 24th, 2004 06:49 PM | ||
| The Unseen | I don't smoke but I'm almost an alcoholic. | |
| Jan 24th, 2004 06:23 PM | ||
| HickMan |
You got one up on that fucker then. I don't smoke, either. |
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| Jan 24th, 2004 06:21 PM | ||
| Schimid |
Yeah I don't drink or smoke or anything She won't think I'm cool Oh well her ex is an Arab and they aren't allowed to drink OR eat pork |
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| Jan 24th, 2004 06:18 PM | ||
| HickMan | Is that a bad thing? | |
| Jan 24th, 2004 05:39 PM | ||
| Schimid |
Okay we're going out now. We made out behind the steps after school. I'm going to a party in about twenty minutes. She's gonna be there. I think she might drink though. |
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| Jan 21st, 2004 06:44 PM | ||
| The Unseen |
Does he make her wear one of those ninja masks? |
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| Jan 21st, 2004 01:54 AM | ||
| ProfessorCool |
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| Jan 21st, 2004 01:47 AM | ||
| Big Papa Goat |
Skiing is for fags |
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| Jan 20th, 2004 01:15 PM | ||
| Perndog | I did boarder patrol once. A bunch of us skiers went around the mountain looking for boarders and roughing them up. | |
| Jan 20th, 2004 04:57 AM | ||
| Brandon | OH, FUCK THAT DAVID. | |
| Jan 20th, 2004 04:23 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
Crazy Foreigners... I say, lets close our boarders. Hell, I'll ride boarder patrol along Mexico for free, as long as they provide the guns. |
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| Jan 18th, 2004 06:32 PM | ||
| Rongi |
Schimid I seriously think he's going to send you a letter saying "Congradulations on getting the girl" and it will have anthrax in it |
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| Jan 18th, 2004 03:38 PM | ||
| ProfessorCool |
Game Over But don't fret schimid, the real princess is in another castle! |
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| Jan 18th, 2004 03:37 PM | ||
| Schimid |
No. Just as I was leaving her house for the last time, I saw the one thing she made, Toad, crushed on the floor. |
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| Jan 18th, 2004 03:36 PM | ||
| ProfessorCool | Please say you got away with a couple of the nintendorigamis in that past relationship. | |
| Jan 18th, 2004 03:35 PM | ||
| Schimid |
Holy shit, I just now noticed that this whole thing is like an episode of Kid Notorious, except the girl isn't Arabian. Fuck. |
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| Jan 18th, 2004 03:30 PM | ||
| Matt Harty |
They're all going to end up exploding so why even bother with women? |
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| Jan 18th, 2004 02:48 PM | ||
| Royal Tenenbaum | The only pirate there will be you! A pirate of Arabian people's girlfriends. We've taken there oil, now there women!? | |
| Jan 18th, 2004 02:07 PM | ||
| Schimid |
We're seeing a movie today. It might be Peter Pan or something. I told her to hold my hand so I don't get scared of the pirates in the movie. |
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| Jan 18th, 2004 01:55 PM | ||
| AChimp |
My hopes that every response in this thread would contain "penis" have been dashed. |
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| Jan 18th, 2004 01:16 PM | ||
| Jason | Sorta how I met my girlfriend. | |
| Jan 18th, 2004 01:06 PM | ||
| executioneer |
is that an army of darkness reference -willie |
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| Jan 18th, 2004 01:04 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | Scrawny, timid... he's the guy flying a plane into your house. | |
| Jan 18th, 2004 12:25 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
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