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Jan 26th, 2004 02:58 PM
Sicktodeathmx Eh, the only reason she would feel bad at all is cause she will probably get too drunk, and be all stupid, and you won't like her anymore cause drunk girls can get really annoying.
And I say this even though I drink every fucking night
Jan 24th, 2004 05:49 PM
The Unseen I don't smoke but I'm almost an alcoholic.
Jan 24th, 2004 05:23 PM
HickMan You got one up on that fucker then. I don't smoke, either.
Jan 24th, 2004 05:21 PM
Schimid Yeah

I don't drink or smoke or anything

She won't think I'm cool

Oh well her ex is an Arab and they aren't allowed to drink OR eat pork
Jan 24th, 2004 05:18 PM
HickMan Is that a bad thing?
Jan 24th, 2004 04:39 PM
Schimid Okay we're going out now.

We made out behind the steps after school.

I'm going to a party in about twenty minutes. She's gonna be there.

I think she might drink though.
Jan 21st, 2004 05:44 PM
The Unseen Does he make her wear one of those ninja masks?
Jan 21st, 2004 12:54 AM
ProfessorCool
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perndog
I did boarder patrol once. A bunch of us skiers went around the mountain looking for boarders and roughing them up.
I hope you approached them everytime by saying "well, well, well, what do we have here..."
Jan 21st, 2004 12:47 AM
Big Papa Goat Skiing is for fags
Jan 20th, 2004 12:15 PM
Perndog I did boarder patrol once. A bunch of us skiers went around the mountain looking for boarders and roughing them up.
Jan 20th, 2004 03:57 AM
Brandon OH, FUCK THAT DAVID.
Jan 20th, 2004 03:23 AM
DamnthatDavid Crazy Foreigners... I say, lets close our boarders.
Hell, I'll ride boarder patrol along Mexico for free, as long as they provide the guns.
Jan 18th, 2004 05:32 PM
Rongi Schimid I seriously think he's going to send you a letter saying "Congradulations on getting the girl" and it will have anthrax in it
Jan 18th, 2004 02:38 PM
ProfessorCool Game Over

But don't fret schimid, the real princess is in another castle!
Jan 18th, 2004 02:37 PM
Schimid No. Just as I was leaving her house for the last time, I saw the one thing she made, Toad, crushed on the floor.

Jan 18th, 2004 02:36 PM
ProfessorCool Please say you got away with a couple of the nintendorigamis in that past relationship.
Jan 18th, 2004 02:35 PM
Schimid Holy shit, I just now noticed that this whole thing is like an episode of Kid Notorious, except the girl isn't Arabian.

Fuck.
Jan 18th, 2004 02:30 PM
Matt Harty They're all going to end up exploding so why even bother with women?
Jan 18th, 2004 01:48 PM
Royal Tenenbaum The only pirate there will be you! A pirate of Arabian people's girlfriends. We've taken there oil, now there women!?
Jan 18th, 2004 01:07 PM
Schimid We're seeing a movie today. It might be Peter Pan or something. I told her to hold my hand so I don't get scared of the pirates in the movie.
Jan 18th, 2004 12:55 PM
AChimp My hopes that every response in this thread would contain "penis" have been dashed.
Jan 18th, 2004 12:16 PM
Jason Sorta how I met my girlfriend.
Jan 18th, 2004 12:06 PM
executioneer is that an army of darkness reference

-willie
Jan 18th, 2004 12:04 PM
The One and Only... Scrawny, timid... he's the guy flying a plane into your house.
Jan 18th, 2004 11:25 AM
Anonymous
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schimid
That girl that made the Nintendo origami, that relationship went out with a whimper because she turned into a self-centered bitch. She's the biggest bitch I know of, right now.
Nintendorigami will do that to a person.
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