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Jan 29th, 2004 09:15 PM | ||
george |
we were watching Princess Mononoke earlier. in a pretty dramatic scene, Prince Ashitaka parts with his sister. we are all quite as we watch him ride off. in a voice mimicking the dopler effect tuesda says, "Don't forget to wipe!" it made me laugh. a lot.[/list] |
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Jan 29th, 2004 03:28 AM | ||
Helm | BODY. DESTROYED. BRAIN. INTACT. | |
Jan 29th, 2004 03:20 AM | ||
Anonymous | Two zany guys! | |
Jan 28th, 2004 05:15 PM | ||
Pee Wee Herman | The chipmunks are the dastardly masterminds behind every one of life's crappy things. | |
Jan 28th, 2004 05:03 PM | ||
kellychaos |
Squirrels make me nervouse because they're violently twitchy ... like they have Parkinson's Disease ... and I think they're plotting against me. ![]() |
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Jan 28th, 2004 04:39 PM | ||
Darryl |
I miss you, George. ![]() |
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Jan 26th, 2004 03:24 AM | ||
Ghost of Fraiser |
I work I left I came home i went on my friends computer im began typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im typing im DONE Looking for fun in all the wrong places |
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Jan 26th, 2004 03:16 AM | ||
noob3 | that's great, too bad noone else will. can you leave yet? | |
Jan 26th, 2004 01:43 AM | ||
DamnthatDavid |
Went to a Car hangout at Krespy Kreme in the Tacoma Mall. Some guys where talking about the fight that broke out last night. "Man, those odds where really fucked up, 13 vs 4 Shit." "yeah, I felt real sorry for those 13 guys" I found it funny. ![]() |
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Jan 26th, 2004 01:07 AM | ||
sadie | my son's in this strange squirrel phase. no matter what you say to him, he replies, "i like squirrels." it all started with his character squirrel ninja and the squirrel council. . . | |
Jan 24th, 2004 04:37 PM | ||
AChimp |
You should write me an article about this funny stuff. ![]() ![]() |
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Jan 24th, 2004 03:58 PM | ||
george | i hope your other characters 2,000 posts are better than this. | |
Jan 23rd, 2004 11:18 PM | ||
MK IV |
Life is bigger It’s bigger than you And you are not me The lengths that I will go to The distance in your eyes Oh no I’ve said too much I set it up That’s me in the corner That’s me in the spotlight Losing my religion Trying to keep up with you And I don’t know if I can do it Oh no I’ve said too much I haven’t said enough I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try Every whisper Of every waking hour i’m Choosing my confessions Trying to keep an eye on you Like a hurt lost and blinded fool Oh no I’ve said too much I set it up Consider this The hint of the century Consider this The slip that brought me To my knees failed What if all these fantasies Come flailing around Now I’ve said too much I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try But that was just a dream That was just a dream |
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Jan 23rd, 2004 11:13 PM | ||
Suck 'n' Fuck |
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Jan 23rd, 2004 06:08 PM | ||
dj bastard | im hanging out right now | |
Jan 23rd, 2004 12:09 PM | ||
Protoclown |
george, we need to hang out soon man and get naked |
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Jan 23rd, 2004 09:22 AM | ||
Zhukov |
I had my first day at my new job as a bank security guard. I did nothing for eight hours except fake smile at ugly people and help old ladies out the door. That itself is not funny, but an old man came in and tied to exchange travelers cheques, he didn't have his passport, so he couldn't. He showed me his ID and his name was V. BUBANK. I pissed myself :EDIT: laughing. |
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Jan 23rd, 2004 06:47 AM | ||
george |
i almost rented pink flamingos in honor of you and jixby. my ife said no ![]() a conversation with my daughter zoe: "where is your mom?" "prolly hiding in a corner somewhere, crying her eyes out because she married a fat sack of crap like you." ![]() |
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Jan 22nd, 2004 09:49 PM | ||
Hobo Renee | I went to my friends house and her mom made us fried rice and then we took her dog for a walk and sat on the mysterious patch of astroturf in the park. After that we played playstation two while her brothers laughed at us. I also got a chocolate coin in a red envalope for chinese new years. | |
Jan 22nd, 2004 07:51 PM | ||
HickMan | Tell me another story. This time about Mad Max! | |
Jan 22nd, 2004 07:43 PM | ||
Studio8 | I looked for fun. All day. | |
Jan 22nd, 2004 06:00 PM | ||
Matt Harty |
And then Suck 'n' Fuck died. ![]() THE END |
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Jan 22nd, 2004 05:33 PM | ||
george |
so you screamed. but they just kept shooting it in your ear. |
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Jan 21st, 2004 10:23 PM | ||
Suck 'n' Fuck | OMG GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! | |
Jan 21st, 2004 10:19 PM | ||
Cap'n Crunch |
By girl you mean guy, right? And by 69, you mean 76. And by 76 you mean that you got raped by 3 angry black guys at a 76ers game? ![]() |
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