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Feb 2nd, 2004 06:43 PM
mburbank He's not here today. I think he may be having a hissy fit becuase Dr. Boogie locked his most egregiously self flaggelant threads.
Feb 2nd, 2004 06:38 PM
Pee Wee Herman
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Originally Posted by Bennett
Guys you're never gonna believe this, but Tim Allen really didn't put a V8 engine in his dishwasher like he said he did in his stand-up!

What a lying piece of shit.
Why doesn't OAO make a thread about it?
Feb 2nd, 2004 11:58 AM
Bennett Guys you're never gonna believe this, but Tim Allen really didn't put a V8 engine in his dishwasher like he said he did in his stand-up!

What a lying piece of shit.
Feb 2nd, 2004 11:10 AM
mburbank Man, somehow I totally mithed that latht Vinth Potht.

It was a little better. It had two howlers worthy of collecting, and a classic Vinthian lack luster generic sexist swipe. Not bad, but hardly worthy of celebration.
Feb 1st, 2004 11:57 PM
sspadowsky
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
How is it accurate if I've never been beaten up in my entire life?
Maybe it's not as accurate as my assertion that you haven't even read Franken's book
Feb 1st, 2004 07:26 PM
AChimp
Feb 1st, 2004 07:19 PM
Perndog @ "rap philosophical"

That has to go into the "intelligent sentences" thread.
Feb 1st, 2004 12:00 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
How is it accurate if I've never been beaten up in my entire life?
you're overdue.
Feb 1st, 2004 11:24 AM
The One and Only... How is it accurate if I've never been beaten up in my entire life?
Feb 1st, 2004 03:45 AM
sspadowsky
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Originally Posted by Big Papa Goat
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Originally Posted by sspadowsky
I'll bet you get beat up at school quite a bit, don't you?
What an original and daring sentiment
Haha. Original and daring? Not hardly. Deadly accurate? You betcha.
Jan 31st, 2004 07:42 PM
Jeanette X
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You should look up the word exaggeration. It's a good concept, frequently employed by posters on this message board.
Exaggeration? No, OAO. Exaggeration would imply that there was some grain of truth to the statements. But there isn't any.

So, Vince, where have you been? It's been a while.
Jan 31st, 2004 07:38 PM
Big Papa Goat
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Originally Posted by sspadowsky
I'll bet you get beat up at school quite a bit, don't you?
What an original and daring sentiment
Jan 31st, 2004 07:05 PM
mburbank All I can say is, some big words I sort of know the meaning of. But then I think a philsopher I've heard of that I'm willing to bet you don't know much about made some arguments that agree with me. Since I know the words and the philsopher chances are I must be right.

What I mean is, I need you to hate me. It makes me know I'm alive.
Jan 31st, 2004 05:18 PM
Emu Man, I missed you, Vince. The boards needed a good dumbing down.
Jan 31st, 2004 03:52 PM
Brandon
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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
But it is cute to see Jeanette X get away from cleaning house and doing dishes to rap philosophical about politics.
Once again, Vince displays his razor-sharp wit through generic sexism.
Jan 31st, 2004 03:45 PM
pjalne Hi Vince
Jan 31st, 2004 03:36 PM
VinceZeb Limbaugh has a greater track record than most people realize when it comes to the statements he makes as being factual. But I guess facts dont play well here.

But it is cute to see Jeanette X get away from cleaning house and doing dishes to rap philosophical about politics.
Jan 31st, 2004 03:30 PM
The One and Only...
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Of course, you totally ignore all the other wild aburdities that Rush has stated in favor of the only one that can be reasonably argued. My point is not about health care, which I suppose was a poor choice for a quote, but rather that has made some pretty wild lies (lies which are shown in the other quotes) and that I doubt that Franken has made any that even come close.
You should look up the word exaggeration. It's a good concept, frequently employed by posters on this message board.

But in all honesty, Limbaugh is a talk show host, while Franken writes. Limbaugh should be expected to lie more often simply because he gets put on the spot more than Franken. You also need to look at lies per statements made rather than sum total for a fair analysis.
Jan 31st, 2004 03:07 PM
Pee Wee Herman
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Originally Posted by mburbank
George Bush on the other hand should not be held to that sort of standard, becuase he's primaraly a comedian, holds no ones life in his hands and is really, really funny.
Bush is a comedian. He is so fucking funny. Don't "misunderestimate" him!
Jan 31st, 2004 02:59 PM
AChimp RUSH: "WTF is up with all the ******s? Now where my pills at?"
Jan 31st, 2004 02:54 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I think Jeanette has been looking at some selective statistics with regards to healthcare. Ours may be more expensive, but we don't have to deal with technological shortages.
Stop it, my sides are hurting...
Jan 31st, 2004 02:25 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
I think Jeanette has been looking at some selective statistics with regards to healthcare. Ours may be more expensive, but we don't have to deal with technological shortages.
Of course, you totally ignore all the other wild aburdities that Rush has stated in favor of the only one that can be reasonably argued. My point is not about health care, which I suppose was a poor choice for a quote, but rather that has made some pretty wild lies (lies which are shown in the other quotes) and that I doubt that Franken has made any that even come close.
Jan 31st, 2004 02:06 PM
sspadowsky I'll bet you get beat up at school quite a bit, don't you?
Jan 31st, 2004 01:50 PM
The One and Only... I think Jeanette has been looking at some selective statistics with regards to healthcare. Ours may be more expensive, but we don't have to deal with technological shortages.
Jan 31st, 2004 01:32 PM
Emu
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
LIMBAUGH: "If you have any doubts about the status of American health care, just compare it with that in other industrialized nations." (Told You So, p. 153)
Industrialized nations meaning "nations where industries go to recruit children to work in factories for pennies a day" I suppose?
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