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Feb 3rd, 2004 10:38 PM
AChimp I'll only go see it if Affleck rapes J-Lo's cold, clammy corpse in denial of her death.
Feb 3rd, 2004 09:55 PM
Black Flag WHAT?! J-LO DIES?! WTF?!
Feb 3rd, 2004 09:39 PM
Ant10708 Looks like a piece of shit.
Feb 3rd, 2004 08:05 PM
sspadowsky I have two questions:

1) When the fuck is this movie coming out? I thought it was supposed to be released last summer.

2) What the hell is it about? That part was never clear to me.

Spoiler: Anything that has Jennifer Lopez die (which I heard this does) can't be that bad, even if Affleck is in it.
Feb 2nd, 2004 03:08 PM
Royal Tenenbaum The trailer is insanely bad. It has the voice-over guy! You officially suck ass if you use the voice-over guy.
Feb 2nd, 2004 09:00 AM
Ghost of Fraiser And he makes recordable DVD commercials!
Feb 2nd, 2004 04:09 AM
executioneer kevin smith likes to fuck a dog

-willie
Feb 2nd, 2004 02:53 AM
ProfessorCool
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Originally Posted by SPOILERS
so what if she dies, that doesnt help the fact that ben can't act.


It doesn't look good at all.

If only Kevin Smith kept making movies with Brain and Jeff instead of Ben and Jen...
Feb 2nd, 2004 02:39 AM
Zomboid Who gives a fuck if it's not a "bennifer" movie? It still looks like utter shit.
Feb 2nd, 2004 12:56 AM
Jixby Phillips James, have you seen the trailer?

It looks horrible.
Feb 1st, 2004 11:47 PM
Emu It doesn't matter. Ben can stand on his own and still ruin a film.
Feb 1st, 2004 11:22 PM
James
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Originally Posted by SPOILERS
See, that's what I was thought you folks were thinking. A lot of people imagine this is a "Beniffer" movie, and then people think of Gigli and assume it's going to be shit. But the thing is, this is not the movie you think it's going to be, because Jennifer dies early in the film. So I'm not saying it's not going to suck, but it's probably not what you were thinking it was going to be like.
Feb 1st, 2004 09:34 PM
Emu Carlin could save anything with the right material. Even with dark forces like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez working against him.
Feb 1st, 2004 09:03 PM
AChimp Where the fuck are Jay and Silent Bob?
Feb 1st, 2004 08:34 PM
Rongi As much as I love George Carlin...I really doubt he could save it.
Feb 1st, 2004 08:33 PM
Tropical IT"S GEORGE CARLIN DAMNIT....
let's just wait... and see if that saves the rest of the act.
Feb 1st, 2004 05:03 PM
James I'm not saying it's not going to suck, but it's probably not the movie you think it's going to be.
Feb 1st, 2004 03:19 PM
Anonymous I haven't even heard about this :<
Feb 1st, 2004 01:09 PM
Royal Tenenbaum This time the fatty foods have gone to his head. What a fucking douche. That seriously looks to be one of the worst films ever.
Feb 1st, 2004 02:58 AM
Rongi
Jersey Girl

This movie is going to suck hard. Fuck you Kevin Smith.

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