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Feb 28th, 2003 12:38 PM
Anonymous If you enjoy the tingly freshness of the Head and Shoulders - try Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Soap - he's a cultist freak - but the soap kicks ass
Feb 28th, 2003 12:36 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
i just realized that this whole thread is about kelly having dandruff
Pre-emptive strike. Bush is my hero and I model everything in my life after him ... including hair care.
Feb 28th, 2003 12:12 PM
slavemason Crises? Boy, have you been drinking again?
Feb 27th, 2003 08:32 PM
sadie gender identity crises are fun.
Feb 27th, 2003 03:37 PM
Ninjavenom Well, she's better than most of what we've gotten lately. :/
Feb 27th, 2003 02:47 PM
glowbelly i just realized that this whole thread is about kelly having dandruff
Feb 27th, 2003 12:47 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by slavemason
But to save you some time Kelly, you are turning out to be some strain of Herpes.
Yeah ... but what simplex # ... just looking for clarification here
Feb 27th, 2003 12:38 PM
slavemason I thought the Newbie Numbering Scheme had been laid to rest. But to save you some time Kelly, you are turning out to be some strain of Herpes. You pop up as some annoying sore and everyone tries to hide you. Then you fade away for a bit but we all know you'll return. Believe me, it takes one the know one.
I hope I wasn't out of line James.
Feb 27th, 2003 12:37 PM
Darryl A zero
Feb 27th, 2003 12:30 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Jamesman
Girl or not, Fartin's still a #7.
I forgot. Which one am I? :/
Feb 27th, 2003 12:17 PM
James
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
But no. What if Kelly was? Then some guy you don't know on the internet got turned on because he thought a girl was talking about her privates, but it was really a guy.
More importantly, some guy he doesn't know on the internet made a joke about being turned on, that Fartin didn't understand. Girl or not, Fartin's still a #7.
Feb 27th, 2003 11:42 AM
Carnivore Chojin can always be counted on for brutal honesty. Lord knows he's not always right (he is in this case), but he'll never sugar coat anything for you. I strongly advise you take the hint.
Feb 27th, 2003 11:34 AM
kellychaos I WAS a guy when I started this thread ... that is ... I am ... <fumble, zip, fumble> ... yup, thought so ... Egads! It's hard typing with one hand. Back to our regularly scheduled insults
Feb 27th, 2003 11:31 AM
glowbelly hugh grant is neato.
Feb 27th, 2003 11:08 AM
FartinMowler Chojin the Hugh Grant of Mockery. What an asshole
Feb 27th, 2003 11:00 AM
noob3
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Originally Posted by Chojin
I'm not in a very comical mood today. Indifferent, apathetic, wanting-to-move-out-of-this-shitty-area would all be adjectives that better describe my state. So pardon the irony in my stating of the following:

Kids. Either you're funny and/or interesting, or you're not. No amount of effort (sketch) or lack thereof (mowler) is going to compensate for it. If you're not going to provide at least slightly valuable content to at least one person here that you didn't bring with you, then pretty please, with sugar on top - go away.

This message was not directed at kelly.
Bye guys
Feb 27th, 2003 10:49 AM
Anonymous Any other day I would be glad to start off this post with something like 'Just because of that one babysitter you had...'

But no. What if Kelly was? Then some guy you don't know on the internet got turned on because he thought a girl was talking about her privates, but it was really a guy.

Hilarious. And worthy of further wrecking the post curve and making me wish I had never made that fucking emoticon that every half-bit ree-ree thinks is naughty and includes liberally throughout their 'rowdy,' grammatically-frightening insight.
Feb 27th, 2003 10:46 AM
FartinMowler I hate do disagree with you but I think that Kelly is a Dude.
Feb 27th, 2003 10:42 AM
Anonymous I'm not in a very comical mood today. Indifferent, apathetic, wanting-to-move-out-of-this-shitty-area would all be adjectives that better describe my state. So pardon the irony in my stating of the following:

Kids. Either you're funny and/or interesting, or you're not. No amount of effort (sketch) or lack thereof (mowler) is going to compensate for it. If you're not going to provide slightly valuable content to at least one person here that you didn't bring with you, then pretty please, with sugar on top - go away.

This message was not directed at kelly.
Feb 27th, 2003 10:34 AM
Anonymous If it seems easy, it might be because you're not trying hard enough.

If it seems like no-one likes you, it might be because they don't.


And 'kelly' is 'female,' you poor-3d-model-for-a-picture-having moron.
Feb 27th, 2003 10:31 AM
FartinMowler I am sure Jamesman will have a minty fresh breath today this is getting too easy :/
Feb 27th, 2003 10:27 AM
James ...

Why does EVERYTHING turn me on?
Feb 27th, 2003 10:24 AM
kellychaos
So I ran out of soap ...

Well, I didn't acutally run out but the shower was in progress and the Zest was out of reach. Hmmm ... this "Head & Shoulders Refresh" will work in a pinch methinks. Little did I anticipate the difference due to nerve ending density in the nethers. It's like my shorts ate a mint. If only the passerby knew the refreshing party that was blazing in my pants.

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