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Feb 26th, 2004 02:23 PM
ted-core
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Originally Posted by ProfessorCool
I met John Stamos
when you met him did you refer to him as "uncle Jesse" haha
Feb 26th, 2004 01:19 PM
mesobe I agree with the whole swim suit thing. The last time I bought a two-piece was a nightmare. Not only did I get odd looks from the cashier, but my nuts were CRUSHED.

another additional expense is the bikini wax. I have never had one before because I cant AFFORD one. I wasnt at the pool for more than 20 mins before I was asked to leave
Feb 26th, 2004 01:18 PM
goatwoodward Oh, doopa, I forgot, you can usually get bathing suits for about $20 at www.landsend.com. They're pretty high quality and if something happens to it they'll exchange or refund it for a few years afterward. Look at their sale section, especially when they consider it "off season". Also, Old Navy has after-season sales during which I bought bathing suits for about $2 each.
Feb 26th, 2004 01:09 PM
goatwoodward
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Originally Posted by AChimp


Learn to sew.
Sewing stretchy fabric is tricky, you'd probably end up having to serge it (cost for serger: $600)
Feb 25th, 2004 05:20 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Demand dictates that businesses affix a low supply to bathing suits and; therefore, allow them to charge a high price for the item. Fact is, women like to abuse themselves and they like to do it in an expensive way.
Actually, profit is maximized at the point when supply meets demand.
Did I say anything about profit. Back to your textbooks!
Feb 25th, 2004 09:13 AM
phnompehn
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Originally Posted by El Mariachi
WHY IS HIS SHOULDER TALKING LIKE GEORGE MCFLY
Crispin Glover has the most talented and expensive shoulder in all of Hollywood.
Feb 24th, 2004 09:20 PM
Jixby Phillips I think payne should respond to this thread!
Feb 24th, 2004 07:38 PM
ProfessorCool I met John Stamos
Feb 24th, 2004 07:34 PM
Command Prompt WHY IS HIS SHOULDER TALKING LIKE GEORGE MCFLY
Feb 24th, 2004 12:22 AM
Brandon
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Actually, profit is maximized at the point when supply meets demand.
Feb 23rd, 2004 10:27 PM
The One and Only...
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Demand dictates that businesses affix a low supply to bathing suits and; therefore, allow them to charge a high price for the item. Fact is, women like to abuse themselves and they like to do it in an expensive way.
Actually, profit is maximized at the point when supply meets demand.
Feb 23rd, 2004 10:23 PM
The Retro Kat
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Originally Posted by Spectre X
So, you have a tiny penis?
It balls up in that thing, holy crap. But im done with diving for awhile, so i dont have to worry about that kind of constriction. But, no I don't, that speedo just makes it implode.
Feb 23rd, 2004 09:42 PM
bartman
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Originally Posted by pjalne
I must say this thread was a bit of a disappointent. I don't know what I expected when I read the title, but I know it was more than what I got.
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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Speaking of swimsuits, i had to get a size 28 speedo (im about a 32) and its the smallest thing and most uncomfortable thing ever, next to a thong. Holy crap. Part of my nutsack sticks out, only 2 more days of diving.
I got what I came for.
Feb 23rd, 2004 08:26 PM
Skulhedface Oh dear Christ... Kelly made me LOL.

:armageddon
Feb 23rd, 2004 05:17 PM
kellychaos Hey you! Get your damn hands off Jeannete!
Feb 23rd, 2004 05:07 PM
phnompehn
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
That guy looks like Crispin Glover.
And I want to fuck his brains out.
My god! It is Crispin Glover!
Feb 23rd, 2004 04:54 PM
kellychaos
Feb 21st, 2004 06:22 PM
Spectre X
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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
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Originally Posted by Perndog
Y'all should get those cool suits that professional swimmers wear that go to the wrists and ankles.
I have that...except much smaller than the wrists and ankles. Its made with the aquablade material by speedo. This is pretty much what i got...

[img]*snip*[/img]

Except with me, more hair and other such things stick out.

So, you have a tiny penis?
Feb 21st, 2004 06:17 PM
Supafly345 Hell, why don't we skip that and just go straight to an all-out wet suit.
Feb 21st, 2004 12:24 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
That guy looks like Crispin Glover.
And I want to fuck his brains out.
Feb 21st, 2004 06:13 AM
Dole Blokes in speedos look horrible
Feb 21st, 2004 02:33 AM
Mike Retro Kat, who's forcing you to buy speedos that are too small for you? I say just get the size you want... and cut off the tag so they can't tell.
Feb 21st, 2004 01:22 AM
The Retro Kat
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Originally Posted by Perndog
Y'all should get those cool suits that professional swimmers wear that go to the wrists and ankles.
I have that...except much smaller than the wrists and ankles. Its made with the aquablade material by speedo. This is pretty much what i got...



Except with me, more hair and other such things stick out.
Feb 21st, 2004 12:51 AM
Evil Robot
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Can I touch your shaven pussy, Robot?
yes
Feb 20th, 2004 11:53 PM
eggyolk PEE WEE



"NO"
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