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Feb 26th, 2004 11:26 AM

mesobe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dole

is your sig ripped off from the bounty hunter shirt, by any chance?

lol... Ive never seen that before. I made my own sig

Feb 26th, 2004 11:09 AM

glowbelly

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMf)

Feb 26th, 2004 11:02 AM

mesobe

whats a bounty hunter shirt?

Feb 26th, 2004 11:01 AM

goatwoodward

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?t...&g=2&o=3&h=172

The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMf)

Feb 26th, 2004 10:54 AM

Dole

is your sig ripped off from the bounty hunter shirt, by any chance?

Feb 26th, 2004 10:53 AM

mesobe

The Last Man on Earth (Random Brutal Sex Dreamer)

This site is a joke. I have my own harem for christ sakes.

Feb 26th, 2004 04:39 AM

Dole

I always sensed you were a bit of a random brutal love dreamer, Sadie.

Feb 25th, 2004 12:01 PM

sadie

The Wild Rose (Random Brutal Love Dreamer)

Feb 24th, 2004 11:55 PM

Helm

Boy next door what the fuck? I like power tools damn it!

Feb 24th, 2004 11:35 PM

agroskaterik

i quit the test halfway through cuz it was taking a long time

Feb 24th, 2004 10:42 PM

Big McLargehuge

Boy next door

Feb 24th, 2004 10:33 PM

thebiggameover

i got pool boy...
:/

Feb 24th, 2004 10:03 PM

Hobo Renee

Haha, they won't let me sign in until my birthday. Losers! Oh well, it's only...35 days and counting. Not to mention that it's only 36 days until I see Kevin Smith speak at UC Berkeley. Yee haw.

Feb 24th, 2004 10:00 PM

Hobo Renee

I got The Priss. Winks to all of you Manchilds out there, I suppose...

Feb 24th, 2004 09:17 PM

Rez

this thing is useless to someone who knows who they are. or even had a girlfriend/boyfriend.

it's almost like i'm reading "you like oxygen, not sulfur"

Feb 24th, 2004 10:47 AM

Matt Harty

I am The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm)

Quote:

Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit.

In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.

Mmm... yep that's me. :/

Feb 24th, 2004 10:31 AM

Dole

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Feb 24th, 2004 12:52 AM

executioneer

boy next door

-willie

Feb 24th, 2004 12:37 AM

MisSFiT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345

I got "The Slow Dancer"

I got "Ghengis Khunt"

And I'm supposed to stay away from people like "The Slow Dancer"

Feb 24th, 2004 12:21 AM

Pee Wee Herman

Quote:

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

Feb 24th, 2004 12:09 AM

brandinoel

I'm a Random Brutal Love Master "The Sudden Departure" :/

Feb 23rd, 2004 07:32 PM

Emu

it crashed my computer

i must really suck

Feb 23rd, 2004 07:23 PM

Stabby

The Manchild...

Quote:

we'd like you to consider NOT using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts.

Jerks. What do they know?

Feb 23rd, 2004 07:19 PM

eggyolk

I got "Stud"

Feb 23rd, 2004 06:59 PM

Jixby Phillips

I'm "The Pool Boy"

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