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Feb 25th, 2004 08:55 PM
SMN The OAO should change his name to " 15 year old virgin that is overobsessed with his genetalia."

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Originally Posted by The OAO
My Balls cant fit throught the door, and my penis is so big, its gonna explode.


alls I can say is get a life, a doctor, and a new act.
Feb 25th, 2004 11:35 AM
Schimid @ Professor Dole
Feb 25th, 2004 10:32 AM
Matt Harty RIGHT IN MY OWN MOUTH
Feb 25th, 2004 07:37 AM
ProfessorCool Can you shoot it in your hair?
Can you shoot it with a bear?
Can you shoot it on the wall?
Can you shoot with friend, Paul?
Feb 25th, 2004 04:32 AM
Dole The title of OAO's next few loveline threads:

Aren't my balls massive?
Have you ever noticed my teeming masculinity and virility?
Can you look upon my beauty without crying in despair?
Feb 25th, 2004 03:32 AM
Supafly345 This is actually a good referance to life: when you think nothing remains of your tattered character, the distance of your ejaculation will be there.
Feb 25th, 2004 01:51 AM
camacazio
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer
MINE CAN MAKE ESCAPE VELOCITY

-willie
square root of 2GM/R
G=6.673*10^-11Nm^2/kg^2
Feb 25th, 2004 12:10 AM
executioneer GAME OVER

-willie
Feb 25th, 2004 12:05 AM
Anonymous SPY KIDS 3D
Feb 25th, 2004 12:04 AM
executioneer spy dick incorporated

-willie
Feb 25th, 2004 12:03 AM
Anonymous Super Dick Incendiary
Feb 24th, 2004 11:54 PM
executioneer did you ever shoot down a intercontinental ballistic missile

you can call my dick "SDI"

-willie
Feb 24th, 2004 11:21 PM
Emu one time i got it in my fan and it was on and it went all over the room and i estimated the total splash radius to be about 14 feet so i win
Feb 24th, 2004 11:00 PM
executioneer there has never been a loveline thread I enjoyed

-willie
Feb 24th, 2004 10:06 PM
Big Papa Goat LOL at the three question marks in this thread's title.
LOL at OAO
Feb 24th, 2004 10:06 PM
Royal Tenenbaum I shot the Pres with it! LOL
Feb 24th, 2004 09:37 PM
Rongi LOL at this thread.
Feb 24th, 2004 09:36 PM
executioneer MINE CAN MAKE ESCAPE VELOCITY

-willie
Feb 24th, 2004 09:30 PM
Cap'n Crunch I got it all the way up in my nose when I was standing up. I swear, I had cum in my nose for like a whole week!
Feb 24th, 2004 09:16 PM
James I almost hit my ceiling once.
Feb 24th, 2004 09:10 PM
Anonymous "*Waits for someone to make a reference to mathematical modeling.*"

Feb 24th, 2004 08:07 PM
soundtest
Feb 24th, 2004 07:54 PM
Pee Wee Herman Yeah, once I was laying down in the bathtub (taking a bath) and beating my meat. I jizzed all over my face. Seriously. It was kind of gross, and I washed it off.
Feb 24th, 2004 07:17 PM
Matt Harty RIGHT IN MY OWN MOUTH
Feb 24th, 2004 07:16 PM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
Big penis... big torso...
A large torso cuts down on your leg height.

Not necessarily a good tradeoff when you're 5'9".

Still, I'm only 15.5, so I've got some time to grow.
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