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| Mar 3rd, 2003 10:22 AM | |
| Anonymous | I quit my johb today :o |
| Mar 2nd, 2003 02:46 PM | |
| McClain |
... Good luck with the hunt, bub. Just remember, no matter how bad it gets, at least you're not a jarhead anymore. |
| Mar 2nd, 2003 01:40 PM | |
| george |
thank you all for your concern and well wishes!!!! after a lot of thought, and booze, and talking to people, i have decided that i actually could not be happier right now. Nancy and i have a really good marriage and we have both been through enough that this is not the end of the world. also, i have kids that create such fun conversations as "if a monster lived off of boogers, what type of super powers would it have?" i also have a nice pile of money to go pick up at my old job monday, and i had a dream that i was a secret agent and that the terrorists replaced one of my crack secret agents with a full sized Arab guy who spoke like i imagine Habib speaks that screamed "hey dudes, it is me the midget, please wait for me so that we can go arrest the terrorists" i started laughing and it woke me up. i was laughing so hard it woke Nancy up, and i fell asleep again tittering and trying to tell her all about the Arab not midget secret agent (not to mention how the original midget disappeared into his feces bag??) anyhow, i think i am going to be OK, i just may have to start posting here more at night than during the day, cause i am going to take a more blue collar job or go back into retail, cause at least that way i can openly hate people and make jokes all day 
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| Mar 1st, 2003 10:20 AM | |
| mburbank |
if he didnt get a raise they'd have fired him thats how it goes in gay porno this is my tiny voice which is why i dont use punctuation |
| Mar 1st, 2003 09:03 AM | |
| FS |
JIXBY YOU ARE A DICK.  JIXBY PHILLIPS? MORE LIKE DIXBY PHILLIPS.
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| Mar 1st, 2003 03:06 AM | |
| Jixby Phillips |
I GOT A RAISE AT MYYYY JOB
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| Mar 1st, 2003 02:08 AM | |
| sadie | george: good luck. |
| Mar 1st, 2003 01:49 AM | |
| Miss Modular | *Crosses fingers in hopes that George wins the lottery next week* |
| Mar 1st, 2003 12:38 AM | |
| GnrySgtHartman | You type well for being drunk. Either that, or I do not understand sarcasm. |
| Mar 1st, 2003 12:29 AM | |
| slavemason |
Alright George, you've had a good turn out of well wishes and I'll do none other, but the time has come for you to tie one on, damn tight (not INXS tight but pretty damn tight none the less). If my lingo is obscured by borders, then I'll wish warmly upon you the drunkest of drunks with grins that make your ears want to jump off your head. Good night everyone. PS George, if you get to feeling blue, try listening to some Flaming Lips. They'll jerk a tear and then you'll drink it up to satisfy. PSS I am very drunk. |
| Feb 28th, 2003 08:57 PM | |
| Anonymous |
my boss made me turn in my keys today  he sure showed me
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| Feb 28th, 2003 07:33 PM | |
| george |
and those were my selling points i am very glad i have so many friends. and if my kids say "i could go get that life saving sodium" one more time i will scream. |
| Feb 28th, 2003 05:41 PM | |
| mburbank |
No way, dude. You got m last time and I was totally sympathetic, and it turned out you weren't even laid off at all. Except this time you are, right? It worked out well for me, but it was scary as hell for a while. Bust ass while you have benefits. If you need someone to lie and pretend to be your old boss on the phone for a reccomendation. I promise to toallty play down your enema fetish and body odor. |
| Feb 28th, 2003 04:04 PM | |
| noob3 |
reading that made me happy 
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| Feb 28th, 2003 03:59 PM | |
| george |
George NEWSFLASH: THE LAST TEN SECONDS OF MY LIFE: theme music from the YuGiHo play station game playing in the background mixed up with the noise from Tuesday playing Hamtaro on her gameboy, it is very noisy. Zoe says "EWWWWWW! A bloody toenail!!" and looks at Tuesday with anger in her eyes. after a second Tuesday goes "hey! that is mine!" in a peky little chirp. Zoe throws the piece of toenail at Tuesday, who fakes death as it hits her. it is a very dramatic death. just when things finally get quiet from her little scene, i feel a scratch on my arm. it is Tuesday making a pirate face and using her bloody piece of toenail as a sword. it makes me feel decidely ill and amused at the same time. |
| Feb 28th, 2003 03:42 PM | |
| glowbelly | i left a message for you on your work phone, georgie lurve. just wanted to let you know that. |
| Feb 28th, 2003 03:36 PM | |
| george |
well, i pretty much feel like i was paid to be on imockery for the last three years, so that much is good. plus i have a ok severance package, and the benefits for another three months, so i am not nearly as fucked as i have been in times past. i pretty much figure it is best to get laid off like this than to eventually have been fired due to my sheer incompitence/laziness. |
| Feb 28th, 2003 03:07 PM | |
| Black Flag | I have a feeling this is gonna turn out good. |
| Feb 28th, 2003 03:05 PM | |
| glowbelly |
now you can come up and visit me whenever you want!! psst...you call me tonight, mister. i'll send you a care package.
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| Feb 28th, 2003 03:04 PM | |
| Zomboid |
Well, good luck with whatever you decide to do
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| Feb 28th, 2003 03:01 PM | |
| KevinTheOmnivore |
That sucks, George. I hope the time off is short, yet productive...? Poor consolation, I know.
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| Feb 28th, 2003 01:16 PM | |
| ItalianStereotype |
that does indeed suck unless this is another trick |
| Feb 28th, 2003 01:14 PM | |
| Ninjavenom | That's pretty shitty, George. Sorry to hear it, man. |
| Feb 28th, 2003 01:14 PM | |
| FS | Damn, George. I hope this is a blessing in disguise. Did you give someone a broken nose yet? |
| Feb 28th, 2003 12:40 PM | |
| slavemason |
I've known a couple of folks that actually got fired on their day off. That's just damn rude. If you're going to drink away your blues, make sure you reach toward the bottom shelves at the liquor store. No need to blow any unnecessary money. Maybe some Mad Dog even. That's terrible advice. On second thought, go on a long walk. |
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