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| Feb 29th, 2004 08:05 PM | ||
| glowbelly | you're a lonely man, arent ya pern? | |
| Feb 29th, 2004 07:58 PM | ||
| Perndog | No one talks to ugly people so they don't have audiences for their stories. And if they find someone to listen, they won't be believed. | |
| Feb 29th, 2004 01:11 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
Alcohol, I've noticed, seems to exponentially increase sexual intercourse. What I want to know is... Why is it you always hear about the guy who got drunk and screwed the proverbial pooch, or the girl that got whacked out of her head and did the mailman, but you NEVER hear about the reverse? Don't ugly people get drunk and say "I can't believe I banged Katie Holmes!!" |
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| Feb 29th, 2004 12:58 PM | ||
| Terra |
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But I only unsupportedly and unoriginally taunt assholes that throw the first punch to me. OAO's wasn't unprovoked. I was only stating a well known fact about alcoholics and hoping he wasn't going to buy the "daughter theory." Otherwise, it's Sunday. The day of payback. :/ |
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| Feb 29th, 2004 12:45 PM | ||
| Supafly345 | Terra is on a roll today. Watch out! Unprevoked, unsupported, unoriginal taunting is her specialty- and she is ruthless with it. | |
| Feb 29th, 2004 11:49 AM | ||
| The One and Only... | She wasn't drunk. Trust me. It would take a lot to get her drunk. | |
| Feb 29th, 2004 11:42 AM | ||
| Terra |
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Just make sure it wasn't the dog she wanted you to have sex with. |
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| Feb 29th, 2004 11:35 AM | ||
| The One and Only... | Well... my uncle's pseudo-girlfriend was pretty loose when she had some alcohol... I think she wanted me to have sex with her daughter. :/ | |
| Feb 29th, 2004 12:29 AM | ||
| Pee Wee Herman |
"Lone Starr, I am your father's brother's uncle's neice's daughter's cousin's roommate." "And that makes us...?" "Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become" |
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| Feb 28th, 2004 08:54 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
My aunt went to the same school as Will Smith and then he left in the middle of the year because he was Fresh Prince then.  She sat next to him in Math or something. 
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| Feb 28th, 2004 07:58 PM | ||
| da blob |
. You might be willing to consider the reason why they got drunk to begin with. Behaviour when drunk mainly depends on the answer. |
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| Feb 28th, 2004 06:47 PM | ||
| theapportioner | I guess it must've been with a strap-on. | |
| Feb 28th, 2004 06:29 PM | ||
| Terra |
She raped him?? Is that possible? Question; Do you guys get hard if your being "raped"? I figured you would if you were "seduced." But raped? |
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| Feb 28th, 2004 06:22 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | I went to my friends house once and he was having sex with this one chick i used to date. It turns out he got her drunk and she raped him. | |
| Feb 28th, 2004 06:16 PM | ||
| FartinMowler | In a way it is relevant because sometimes drunk girls babble and giggle even sometimes vomit on the bed and then the thing that you where originally going to do get's sidetracked :/ | |
| Feb 28th, 2004 06:15 PM | ||
| glowbelly | i went to an all girls catholic highschool, so while i didn't share my education with anyone famous, i did get to see a lot of hot tail in plaid skirts and knee socks. | |
| Feb 28th, 2004 06:10 PM | ||
| theapportioner | Uh, Michael Chiklis and Jay Leno went to my high school... this is very relevant to the thread topic, yes. | |
| Feb 28th, 2004 06:07 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
drunk sex can be fun, but when it gets to the point when the only time you will have sex is when you are drunk, well, that's bad. thankfully i'm over that part of my life and enjoy monogomous sober sex. 
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| Feb 28th, 2004 04:10 PM | ||
| Snatchtastic |
. Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix went to my high school. And theres a painting of UNICRON on the wall. 
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| Feb 28th, 2004 04:04 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
I met him a few times :/ he drove a beetle in high school and they said he had to sit on a phone book to drive. He was good friends with my sister and my brother-in-law. They think he got Parkinsons from filming in certain location in B.C. (probably some where they dumped PCBs) 
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| Feb 28th, 2004 03:53 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
So your sister knew him personally? That rules. I know someone who knows someone who has cousin that went to the same school as Robin Williams. Not while he was there though.
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| Feb 28th, 2004 03:47 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
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| Feb 28th, 2004 02:19 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | HEY FARTINMOWLER, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY WHERE YOU'RE A DONKEY, ONLY YOU'RE THE BACK END OF THE DONKEY, AND DURING THE PLAY THE KID WHO PLAYS THE FRONT END FARTS IN YOUR FACE? | |
| Feb 28th, 2004 02:05 PM | ||
| Snatchtastic |
. It's raining here
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| Feb 28th, 2004 01:50 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Bang? I'm getting bored with you guy's :/ It's a nice day outside today
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