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Mar 5th, 2004 04:24 AM
LegoLars I would like to thank these great people for making this wonderful thread come true:

Mr. mesobe
Mr. Ghost of Fraiser

Mr. Cap'n Crunch
Mr. ScruU2wice
Mr. Jixby Phillips
Mr. Mike
Mr. El Mariachi

Mr. MEATMAN
Mr. Matt Harty
Mr. Flynn

Mr. Sajuuk

Mr. slavemason

and last, but not least, myself for even bother to post in it.

Thank you.
Mar 5th, 2004 02:57 AM
Flynn Yes.
Mar 5th, 2004 02:32 AM
mesobe dreaming of a larger penis eh?
Mar 5th, 2004 02:26 AM
Flynn On second thought, maybe I wouldn't want to be a scorpion. I think I'd want to be a Blue Whale. They're supposed to have the largest penis of any animal on earth.
Mar 4th, 2004 07:26 PM
slavemason
That's right, Dragonfly! I'm sick of being a mammal. ZOOM!
Mar 4th, 2004 07:11 PM
mesobe that happens when a bear chews on your head like a lolipop.
Mar 4th, 2004 12:39 AM
ArrowX I wanna be a bear then if people got in my way I could Maul them and let them live forever Hideously disfigured
Mar 4th, 2004 12:23 AM
Sajuuk I would be a hermit crab.
Mar 4th, 2004 12:09 AM
Mike No you wouldn't.
Mar 4th, 2004 12:02 AM
Flynn I would be a scorpion, making my home in people's shoes during the night, and stinging the humans dead in the morning. Then I would laugh a scorpion laugh, and clack my claws together to spell out, "Ha Ha, guess you should have checked your shoes, bitch."
Mar 3rd, 2004 04:25 PM
Matt Harty I bet.
Mar 3rd, 2004 12:42 PM
mesobe Id blast Matt with a 9mm rifle and use his cheetah hide for gitch
Mar 3rd, 2004 12:30 PM
Matt Harty I would be a cheetah.
Mar 2nd, 2004 06:57 PM
ArrowX I would be bigfoot so all i would do is walk around and shreik at people like mad thn beat them to death with my meaty fists
Mar 2nd, 2004 02:20 PM
mesobe hes a big glob of talking meat paste
Mar 2nd, 2004 02:17 PM
Jixby Phillips you're so weird and crazy
Mar 2nd, 2004 11:26 AM
MEATMAN What made you assume I was human to begin with?
Mar 2nd, 2004 03:16 AM
Jixby Phillips maybe i';d be a doggie with nice owners
Mar 2nd, 2004 02:29 AM
Command Prompt The land of ******s and aids
Mar 2nd, 2004 02:25 AM
Mike I would be a lion. Lions don't have to do anything but eat and sleep and have sex with a harem of lionesses. And they live in places with warm sunshine.
Mar 2nd, 2004 01:43 AM
Jixby Phillips I would just be plain old jixby phillips!
Mar 1st, 2004 11:11 PM
mesobe The only donation id be making to you would be a swift kick to your pompus ass
Mar 1st, 2004 11:09 PM
Ghost of Fraiser Oh I can never accept compiments from a madman that shoots babies, nor do I accept American Express for your donations.

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Mar 1st, 2004 11:08 PM
mesobe OH NO!!
Mar 1st, 2004 11:07 PM
ScruU2wice I see that my "remove mesobe's avatar" bill is gaining support. A few more sessions and I believe that I think I will have gained all the votes I need to pass my injunction.
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